Ugly Murder in New Orleans

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I cannot remember the last time I was in the lower 9th Ward of New Orleans. I always thought that they were a different species than myself living there. I used to fear having a flat tire in that hell hole which I rarely even drive through any more. Accounting the news from the police blotter on Tuesday, I see now that it takes a much braver person than I to deliver pizza there.

Father of young children killed delivering pizza.

Father of young children killed delivering pizza.

BOSCOVILLE, LA (Ferdie Werdie) — In other events this weekend, I saw a picture posted by Crystal Hefner which caused me to do some reflecting. Seeing Hugh Hefner and his pretty wife, Crystal, together is a beautiful scene. Hefner has very good taste in women, and does himself a fine service by having Crystal by his side. I am guilty of making a silly joke below; but, to be sincere, I think that Hefner has been a man who has always had his feet grounded on a solid foundation. I think that he has an excellent cranial system.

Hugh and Crystal Hefner make a very lovely couple.

Hugh and Crystal Hefner make a very lovely couple.

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I Enjoy This Ride

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I like this ride. I think that you will enjoy it too. It gives me a fresh perspective on our “little” lives here on earth. I think that this view is going viral. I do not understand why more of this is not done. We might learn very much new stuff per the eyes of creatures.

When I was young, I had one like this cooking for me and inhabiting my kitchen. Now, I am old and have to do my own cooking and taking care of my own kitchen. My co-pilot is still in the vicinity, but she does not dress like that anymore.

I had one like this when I was young.

I had one like this when I was young.

President Barack Obama is suggesting that voting in America should become mandatory. Mandatory voting? I do not understand how that could be enforced. I am still outdone and totally question how the mandatory health insurance coverage helps poor people. Now, the extra burden of fines and penalties have been thrown upon the backs of American citizens, with the added enforcement being handed over to the IRS. Making health insurance coverage mandatory has further burdened poor people. Shame on you Obamacare!

With so many rumors going around about Bobbi Kristina Brown, can this latest report be true? Some people are still holding onto hope that Bobbi will come out of the coma.

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Carl and Uncle Bay

Carl Delery asked: Does everyone know the origination of the name “Uncle Bay”? My understanding is with Ferd, the first nephew.

Uncle Sidney – “Come to uncle, bay.”
Ferd – “Uncle Bay?”

The rest is history, a long list of nieces and nephews.

Happy birthday, Uncle Bay. Bay Bay’s children.
Posted on March 10 at 12:33pm ยท New Jersey

Carl Delery, Sr.

Carl Delery, Sr.

Yes, Carl, Uncle Sidney was requesting me (a toddler) to come to uncle. He was calling me bay. The genius that I am, I started calling him Uncle Bay. Hahaha… To my worldwide readers: Carl is my younger brother who recalled in a post on Facebook how/why we call my mom’s brother Uncle Bay. March 10 was our uncle’s birthday. Also, Carl was in town for two weeks in February for Mardi Gras. I promised my readers to write a piece about my experiences at this year’s Mardi Gras. I will soon begin working on that story for my blog. Things have been very hectic from the Mardi Gras season up until even now.

When I was young, I had one like this (in below picture) cooking for me and inhabiting my kitchen. Now, I am old and have to do my own cooking and taking care of my own kitchen. My co-pilot is still in the vicinity, but she does not dress like that anymore.

I had one like this when I was young.

I had one like this when I was young.

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — The New Orleans Saints do not want to make the Super Bowl any time soon. Especially after trading Jimmy Graham #TheBeast to Seattle who already have Marshawn Lynch #TheBeast. Two BEASTS at the same time? HISTORICAL! I am down with that. Until further notice and unless something changes, my money is on the Seattle SuperHawks in 2015.

GREAT NEWS!!! If the NBA season ended tonight, the New Orleans Pelicans would be the 8th seed in the West in the playoffs. Thanks to the L.A. Clippers, who defeated Oklahoma City tonight, the Pelicans are currently riding that 8th seat. However, of course, there are still 17 games left in the season; so, anything can happen by then.

If the NBA playoffs started tonight the Pelicans would be the 8 seed in the West.

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The Republican Plan In Action

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — The Republican plan is going into action. So they say! You need to click to see the below video of what the plan is. Really!! It is amazing. I am amazed.

In other news, I found something that might make my daily breakfast experience better:


Easter time!

Easter time!

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Bobbi Kristina. Nooo!!

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I am sure that today many fans are following the news about Bobbi Kristina Brown. This is so eerie!! She was found unconscious over the weekend in a bathtub very similarly to how her mother, Whitney Houston, was in 2012. As of this writing, she is still in an induced coma. Her family has been advised to expect the worst.

Whitney and Bobbi.

Whitney and Bobbi.

In the latest reports,

Previous reports were saying that Bobbi Kristina was showing signs of life. Requests for prayers from her family and friends (#PrayforBK on Twitter) may have been heeded from BK’s many fans. I have seen many tweets and posts about people around the world praying for Bobbi Kristina.

Here in this tweet Pete Carroll tries to explain his bone-headed play.

Why, Warren? Why?

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Too Much Information

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I promised my readers to install segments of my 2015 New Orleans Mardi Gras experience. I wish that I had an old-school manual typewriter because that is what we used when I started writing as a “cub reporter” for newspapers in the Big Easy. Meanwhile, I have a question for alimentary canal experts. I want to know if the potency of jalapeno peppers is still “hot, hot, hot” once it passes through the intestines?

TMI??: At the movies yesterday, I used some of those theater jalapeno peppers on a personal pan pizza. My tongue and lips burned a “good” 15 minutes. Last night at home, my stomach started burning up. In the latrine, I had a blow-out from my posterior. My rear-end burned for 7 minutes. Do peppers maintain their potent heat even after going through the digestive tract? Is that even scientifically possible?

Where does the job of the digestive tract end (finito) after doing its job? In other words, what is the final destination of the digestive tract elements after the job is done?

Final destination of digestive tract.

Final destination of digestive tract.

I have seen quite a few movies about the NAZI death camps, and read much about them. I will never get used to the horror. The world is honoring 70 years since the Russian army entered the Nazi Auschwitz death camp to end the German reign of death there. I keep all of those who suffered and died there in my prayers.

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My 2015 Mardi Gras

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Every Mardi Gras, I attend certain functions, parades or balls at which I get excited and truly feel the Mardi Gras Spirit. It is like a natural high. This year, I plan to write about my experiences in the 2015 season so that I can spread around some of the joy that I have. I hope that my readers will get caught up in THE SPIRIT of New Orleans’ FAT TUESDAY.

Happy Mardi Gras!

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Below, you can see me getting my lip in shape for the season.

This is Ferdie prepping for Mardi Gras.

This is Ferdie prepping for Mardi Gras.

Sights similar to the below scene are familiar on the streets on Fat Tuesday. You have to click the video to see more.

Here below is a picture of me dancing and bringing in the Mardi Gras season at the Bottom Line Beach Club outside of New Orleans. Do you see those excellent dance steps? I am truly CUTTING THE RUG.

The gal sitting on the stairway expresses what she thinks about my Fred Astaire dance steps.

Ferdie, you sure can dance!

Ferdie, you sure can dance!

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