Lindsey Lohan is Fine Actress

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Thank you Germany very much for buying my books, and visiting this website so often. What tag or link is driving you to read about Lindsey Lohan recently? Is Lindsey trending highly in Germany presently? Also, what tag or link is driving you to my books? By the way, my first book IS entitled DRIVING WOMEN CRAZY!! I wrote also that I was headed to the movies, and was wondering if Lindsey Lohan is in any movies out in theaters right now. UPDATE: I never did make it to the movies because of business commitments. However, I think that Lindsey Lohan is a lovely young lady who deserves a long, successful career if she can pull herself back together. Yes, she has had her share of struggles over the years in her young life. Can she clean up her act and have continued success in her life?

Here’s hoping that Lindsey can bring it together and keep her career going. I am sure that she has many fans wishing the best for her. Of course, she also has her detractors who would enjoy to see the train wreck continue. However, there is no guarantee that Lindsey might not wake up one fine day and put all of her ducks in a row.

Lindsey Lohan

Lindsey Lohan

Note: the following stories which I wrote about were also trending when I wrote this article. Beyonce’s sister attacks JAY-Z! Gets caught on security video, but with no sound. I do not know how close 50 Cent’s interpretation got to the real dialogue on the JAY Z “beating.” However, the dialogue that 50 Cent dubbed into the video sure made me laugh. In fact, I have to watch it once again to have a another good laugh. 50 Cent is too crazy! Spoiler Alert: 50 Cent uses “colorful” language. Meanwhile, Instagram took down 50 Cent’s video; but it is still running at this link.

In the NBA playoffs, these long 7-game series’ in rounds 1 and 2 only kill the fans; but it is also only all about the money for the teams.

What in the heck is usually on my mind anyway? Well, that is the big question in the picture below. Once I wrap up a few things at the house, I plan to go off for a while to get some delicious seafood. I will let y’all know how it all comes out. Firsly, I need to study one or two of these pictures in order to get my blood to flowing correctly.

****************************THE BIG QUESTION!!!************************

What in the heck is on Ferdie's mind this afternoon?

What in the heck is on Ferdie’s mind this afternoon?

UPDATE: My mind still is not blown yet, unless I am not cognizant of it. I did go off to get some good seafood. I went to one of my favorite little hide outs in the 7th Ward for some Cajun/Creole gumbo and an oyster sandwich. I washed it all down with a beer while I watched some fine booties walk in and out. Now, the only thing blown is my stomach. I plan to do some situps and some core exercises later on as soon as I get my head back together. BTW, I also still have to check to see what Jennifer Lawrence’s next movie is. I enjoy her work very much. I know that she is filming the next part of the HUNGER GAMES, but I do not think that is coming out yet.

Best Actress Oscar Winner Jennifer Lawrence

Best Actress Oscar Winner Jennifer Lawrence

Many fans watched with interest as quarterback sensation Johnny Manziel sat through 21 selections of the NFL draft before he was picked by the Cleveland Browns. Is this a good pick? Is he happy?

I was excited to see Blake Bortles of the University of Central Florida picked at #3 as the first quarterback selected in the 2014 NFL Draft by the Jacksonville Jaguars. I think that this was a fantastic pick.

Well, I must say that Blake Bortles has fine taste in the ladies too. The Jaguar fans (I would imagine) will also be happy to see Blake’s girlfriend at the games.

Jags QB Blake Bortles girlfriend.

Jags QB Blake Bortles girlfriend.

I am also still in the process of developing my thoughts on Laura Logan and her suspension from CBS and her projected return. Certain circles believe that Logan’s modus operandi is dangerous to herself and her co-workers. Have you ever thought that maybe she just wants to be the best?

Only in my dreams! It is getting late, and I may be falling asleep soon. What can possibly be waiting for me in my dreams? “Ferdie Werdie, where are you? Do you want to visit me in your dreams? I am waiting,” she says.

Ferdie Werdie, where are you?

Ferdie Werdie, where are you?

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I Wuv the hated LAKERS Again

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I am re-Posting this story from the 2013 NBA playoffs because I am worried about the retarded Pelicans going forward into the 2014 season. They have been in last place in their division for three straight years; and I predict that they will be in last place again after the 2014 season.

Ferdie@ferdiewerdie2013 Playoffs NOTE: this was posted in 2013. The LAKERS were eventually swept by the Spurs that year. However, the so-called Hornets were last in their division that year. The Pelicans were last in their division this year. The Pelicans will be last in their division forever, unless they get a new coach. I will WUV the Lakers before the Pelicans ever climb from the cellar as long as they keep this “bottom-feeder” coach.

I tweeted the below tweet before the beginning of the 2013 NBA playoffs.

@Hornets >>The doggone #Lakers have plopped their butts in a seat to the #bigdance. Plenty games are left, but they sat their big butts at the #8thSeed position for now. If these guys can hold onto a seat to the dance, I believe that they will be dangerous. Look how far they’ve come this year. UPDATE: The Lakers were NOT dangerous in the 2013 playoffs. Hahaha!

Why did I address this tweet to the Hornets? Because they have disappointed me very much this year. So, I might just become a Lakers fan for the rest of the year. What choice do I have? Also, I do not plan to wait around all off-season just to watch the Pelicans have another sub-par season next year. Which they did. LAST PLACE!!! I do not trust Hornets/Pelicans coach Monty Williams with the family jewels. His decision-making has been very suspect this year. In my opinion he is a lousy son-of-a-beoyonggg.

Thus, I will begin cheering for the dang Lakers in order for me to maintain my sanity. What could be worst? Besides that, if the Pelicans hold onto coach Monty and have another lousy year next year, I believe that it will be years before the Pelicans become truly meaningful in the NBA. I am a N’Awlins boy, but I have to respect how the Lakers slid their tails into a party seat after how their season started off. Remember that both the Lakers and the Brooklyn Nets cut their losses early in the season and hired new coaches. Now, both teams are headed to the playoffs. hahaha >>to the New Orleans HorPelicants.

My MISSION ACCOMPLISHED assistant asked me why do I doubt the Pelicans so much. “Why, darling Ferdie, do you think that the Pelicans will be bottom feeders again this season”? she asked me.

Why, Ferdie? Why?

Why, Ferdie? Why?

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Me and Polite Society

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Ooops!! I meant to add my finished/polished article to the Gazette site. I accidentally reposted it here on my editor’s desk. Sorry! Now, I have to write another article here. DANGGG!! I’m tired. Be patient while I correct this unbelievable mistake. Meanwhile, I left the last few paragraphs here below just to remind you what I wrote about. Sorry!

ALRIGHT Y’ALL! UPDATE: I plan to write the next article over this weekend. Thank you!

Who in the hell thinks they can change me now.

I do not seek to run in polite society. I was a rebel since I was 2 months-old (actually realizing it only when I was 9 months-old). In the furthest reaches of my mind, I do not even much care what image my detractors have of me. I cannot concern myself with what image people want to make me into. Since before I could even hold my own baby bottle, my self-image has been similar to the likes of: the Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Marlon Brando, Steve McQueen, Robert Mitchum, Paul Newman, James Bond 007. I am a card-carrying member of the likes of that group.

Jesus Christ loves me. I know that! However, one thing that I am not is a “bitch.” Ooops!! I forgot. I AM A BITCH. Sorry! In fact, I am A TOTAL BITCH! Hahaha. That does not sound right, does it? Anyway, I am not a HOE. Umm… I mean, I am not a HOE anymore.

Prioritizing my detractors, my special assistant (my Bond Girl) says:

Ferdie, honey, are you ready for your mission?

Ferdie, honey, are you ready for your mission?

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Polite Society My Arse

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — DO NOT mistake me for a member of POLITE SOCIETY. Why? There has been a rash of people beating me over the head about ME and MY life. You are getting on my nerves. So, what I really and truly mean to say is, “POLITE SOCIETY my ass.” You need to know right here, right now that I am a cross between a mountain lion and a grizzly bear. Please do not try to make me into a cute, little puppy dog or something like that. THEY called my dad THE Green-Eyed Monster, Jr., (actually because of the color of his eyes). I am the Green-Eyed Monster III (probably because of DNA). I am Ferd THE Third. Let’s get that straight.

I do not want to waste my time trying to figure out what kind of image my detractors have of me. That is their problem. At an early age (I think at about 9 or 10 months-old), I realized that I was a rebel; and there was nothing anyone could do about it. One of my proudest moments was when I had a fight as an altar boy at Corpus Christi Church before Mass (ON the altar in front of the congregation in my full altar boy outfit) in which I beat the other altar boy with a stick. I had pulled the “STOP” flag off of my patrol boy stick for the festivities. The next day, the priests had a hearing with me and kicked me “clean” off the Altar Boy Society. I loved it! I was only 11 years-old, and LOVED IT! Who in the hell thinks they can change me now.

I do not seek to run in polite society. I was a rebel since I was 2 months-old (actually realizing it only when I was 9 months-old). In the furthest reaches of my mind, I do not even much care what image my detractors have of me. I cannot concern myself with what image people want to make me into. Since before I could even hold my own baby bottle, my self-image has been similar to the likes of: the Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Marlon Brando, Steve McQueen, Robert Mitchum, Paul Newman, James Bond 007. I am a card-carrying member of the likes of that group.

Jesus Christ loves me. I know that! However, one thing that I am not is a “bitch.” Ooops!! I forgot. I AM A BITCH. Sorry! In fact, I am A TOTAL BITCH! Hahaha. That does not sound right, does it? Anyway, I am not a HOE. Umm… I mean, I am not a HOE anymore.

Prioritizing my detractors, my special assistant (my Bond Girl) says:

Ferdie, honey, are you ready for your mission?

Ferdie, honey, are you ready for your mission?

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Dems in Brooklyn

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I think that it would be a daggone great convention if the Democrats held their 2016 Presidential Convention in Brooklyn, New York. I would love it; and maybe even visit my brother there during the convention. Oh, UPDATE: I forgot to wish everyone a HAPPY D-DAY!!!

Here is an issue, defriending, that I have read a little bit about recently. The below tweet made me think about reasons why a friend or loved one would unfollow you on social media.

Thank y’all very much for reading the Delery Gazette today. We surely LOVE you for it!! We hope that it gave you some food for thought; and made you think.

Delery Gazette makes you think!

Delery Gazette makes you think!

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Shroud of Turin

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I plan to study more about the Shroud of Turin. If this is truly the face of Jesus, we should embrace the magnitude and importance of the image. We need to look into the eyes of the Lord and pray for his hand to reach out with all of its power and virtue to touch this wavering world of today.

I read daily the headlines and watch the images on TV. I feel like the world is spinning away toward THE perfect storm. Who do you think can reach out His hand with mercy to save this mess?

The Shroud of Turin

The Shroud of Turin

Here is my prayer for today: Dear Lord, please reach out and touch me with your virtue today. Show us in the world a sign that there is something better, that there is a higher power than this mess that we see today. Please remember the words, “I touched the hem of His garment and His BLOOD has made me whole.”

The face of Jesus.

The face of Jesus.

If you want to hear a beautiful song which explains what can happen when you touch the hem of the Lord’s garment, listen to Tata Vega and Andrae Crouch here. They sing beautifully about what the power of the blood of Jesus can do.

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I Ate This!!

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I took out a moment yesterday to visit and eat this at the New Orleans Greek Festival. Plus, I looked at many pretty, lovely pairs of these.

By the way, the weather is so lovely these days that I sure have to make it to the beach very soon. For some reason, I have not gone to the beach yet this season.

It is beach time of year.

It is beach time of year.

Also, I am working on an article explaining more about my thoughts of the news that MBA degrees have climbed to the top of the list of college degrees. The MBA degree has now become the most popular college degree in America.

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