NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — My reported, reputed and conjectured romantic demise has been much exaggerated and ballyhooed. I find it necessary to clarify my vaunted standing with respect to the passage of time as it is related to my “romantical” prowess.
My post recently GROW OLD WITH DIGNITY
about my so-called decline in the field of amorous endeavors is catching some vended interest around the world from other old farts, I mean, sum’a-duh-beyotches like myself. I hope that this announcement about my continued prowess and breathing of air actually goes viral. Some of my lovely nephews, nieces, offspring, etc. doth flatter themselves too much when they clamor that I am old and washed-up. Also, my so-called sexual decline in the romance department is totally & overly exaggerated. Below, I list one Twitter fan of mine who has graciously taken notice of my announcement and shared it with the world.
@gwbrownell graciously shared ferdie’s tweet…
So, @FerdieWerdie magnanimously replied: I think that fine young ladies truly cannot help themselves around me, 007-Goldfinger. I mean …Werdie; Ferdie Werdie ..LOL. That is why I wanted to share this movie clip based on my book DRIVE WOMEN CRAZY
This was my reply to @gwbrownell’s retweet:
@gwbrownell 7 Apr tweeted the picture above. Health is an important issue for happiness and well-being. Diet and exercise are valuable. Brownell thanked the young lady who posted the picture: “Good question, Diane” … ( Thanks, Diane Carlysle) pic.twitter.com/LuZwef4J2G