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Cut My Lawn
26April2021 I want to thank my readers and subscribers for visiting the DELERY GAZETTE to read a little bit. There are some things in the news that I want to touch upon. I will add to this article as I write my thoughts on some of those issues. I want to write about the Academy […]
Note Early Years
Seeing this yearbook picture brought back many memories. I am at the top, left. Once I hit college, I grew my hair longer and was like a run-away freight train on the loose. All of the many pretty girls at the U. of New Orleans drove me crazy. I heard my dad tell his friends […]
Less Butter
Someone told me to start using spray butter sometimes instead of the sticks. Why? I will then eat less butter, and lose unnecessary weight. Marvelous are your (the Lord’s) works. And That my soul knows full well. Psalm 139:14 I was #created with great reverence, heart-felt interest, and respect to be unique and set apart! […]
Sitting Wolf
My Indian name is Sitting Wolf. I have little or no Indian blood in me, but I had some French-Cajun ancestors who fought with Sitting Bull at the Battle of the Little Bighorn. They wore their Mardi Gras Indian costumes and blended in with the Native Indians. My ancestors were angry about how the Yankees […]
Best New Orleans PoBoy
The seditious acts by the Republican Senators today is the work of a priviledged class of irresponsible despots, authorized tyrants and bloodsuckers who fasten upon the flesh of oppressed blacks and draw political power and consequence from the gall of their penultimate legalistic jiglisms and crimes. They say, “This Authentic New Orleans Shrimp Po’ Boy […]
The First Chicken
So, two birds that weren’t really chickens created and hatched a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken. Research by the Chinese has confirmed one of Darwin’s chief arguments about the chicken: It descended from the red jungle fowl aka the Gallus gallus spadiceus. QUESTION: What did the chicken ask […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, ruler of the Mountains of Zion in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December 19XX – present) is the 10th […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
Category Archives: Science
Morgus the Magnificent
Only in New Orleans! I did not know if Morgus the Magnificent is still alive or not. I was a kid when his show premiered in New Orleans. The actor must be a million years old now. I did not … Continue reading
The Heart of the Pythagorian Theorem
I often used the Pythagorean theorem and all of Euclidean formulas on my job for NASA and in life in general. My educational background led me to the use of many formulas from my studies in school. I scored the … Continue reading
Today’s Meal-Replacement Shake
I sent the below note to my brother because I had planned to drink my meal-replacement shake for lunch today. However, some no-account handlers did not show up for an appointment at noon. So, I got mad at the world … Continue reading
I Enjoy This Ride
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I like this ride. I think that you will enjoy it too. It gives me a fresh perspective on our “little” lives here on earth. I think that this view is going viral. I do not … Continue reading
The Republican Plan In Action
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — The Republican plan is going into action. So they say! You need to click to see the below video of what the plan is. Really!! It is amazing. I am amazed. I love when #Republicans begin … Continue reading
Shroud of Turin
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I plan to study more about the Shroud of Turin. If this is truly the face of Jesus, we should embrace the magnitude and importance of the image. We need to look into the eyes of … Continue reading
Jessica Simpson Needs a Maid
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Jessica Simpson tweeted about how her mini-dress was so wrinkled when she went out recently. However, she also bragged about how fine her legs looked. In her Instagram photo she said how proud she is to … Continue reading
Largest Moon in Solar System
BOSCOVILLE (Gazette) — I plan to study about this moon now. Human beings have been able to reach our moon. Now, we are even studying the moon on Jupiter. I have watched a lot of documentaries on cable about our … Continue reading
Exoplanets With Life
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I had never heard of the word exoplanet until Sunday, December 8, 2013. The exact definition is at the link above; but, basically, it is a planet which revolves around a star other than our sun. … Continue reading
