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Sitting Wolf
My Indian name is Sitting Wolf. I have little or no Indian blood in me, but I had some French-Cajun ancestors who fought with Sitting Bull at the Battle of the Little Bighorn. They wore their Mardi Gras Indian costumes and blended in with the Native Indians. My ancestors were angry about how the Yankees […]
Best New Orleans PoBoy
The seditious acts by the Republican Senators today is the work of a priviledged class of irresponsible despots, authorized tyrants and bloodsuckers who fasten upon the flesh of oppressed blacks and draw political power and consequence from the gall of their penultimate legalistic jiglisms and crimes. They say, “This Authentic New Orleans Shrimp Po’ Boy […]
The First Chicken
So, two birds that weren’t really chickens created and hatched a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken. Research by the Chinese has confirmed one of Darwin’s chief arguments about the chicken: It descended from the red jungle fowl aka the Gallus gallus spadiceus. QUESTION: What did the chicken ask […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, ruler of the Mountains of Zion in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December 19XX – present) is the 10th […]
Two Heads And Charlize
I recently said that I was going to explain “Two Heads Are Better Than One” which I said about the video below. If I had Charlize Theron living with me, I would get further along with my life and with things that need to be done. Charlize came to mind when I was trying to figure out how to explain my statement.
Watch “My Movie” on YouTube
Happy Mardi Gras! Here is a clip that I made at Delery Studio. I hope that you enjoy! The movie (below the clip) is having troubles right now, and will not open. Sorry! I am working on it. Meanwhile, enjoy the clip that I posted for now. This is the movie (below) that I […]
The Delery Gazette
See the index on the right for the list of my articles; or for smaller screens like cell phones or smaller platforms find the index (or the “Full Site” link) at the very bottom or on Page 2. I will praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Marvelous are your works; And that […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
Category Archives: Love
Is She Shapely?
I was just wondering if the young lady in the picture below has a nice shape. What do you think? This below is another of the cutie pie’s posts on her Instagram page. I saw several of her posts while … Continue reading
Rihanna Pretty Legs
I “likes” my women carrying a little bit of weight. My philosophy is: YOU “GOTS” THEM BIG OL’ PRETTY THIGHS, THEN YOU “CAPTURES” MY ACHING EYES! Hahaha… IMAGES.GOOGLE.COM Image: Rihanna Height, Weight, Measurements And Weight Gain Found on Google from … Continue reading
Good God!!
Is this fair? Should God allow my eyes to see this fine “thang” looking so good. I wonder if I ever met Beyonce in person would there be some sexual vibes between us. If we met would some magic kick … Continue reading
Pork Loins Plate #2
My “ex” is sitting on the sofa talking on the phone as I write this. She has no idea that I am writing about her. Hahaha… I am trying to build up the courage to ask her for a second … Continue reading
Look Gift Horse In Mouth
My brother, Carl Delery, asked me several questions recently which I have been trying to answer here. They are fine questions. I also have recently been studying the old adage DO NOT LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH! Through … Continue reading
Drive Them Crazy!
If you need to drive some women crazy, read my book first. Continue reading
Mea Culpa! Mea Maxima Culpa!
I studied Latin for 6 years (4 years at Jesuit High School and 2 years at New Orleans University); so, I know the “Mea Culpa” well. Also, I was an altar boy at Corpus Christi and Sacred Heart grammar schools. … Continue reading
Take A Knee
Is Donald Trump a doggone Nazi? I have not been able to watch cable news ever since last week. After Trump’s inglorious news conference, my head exploded at his traitorous words in defense of Nazis, alt-Right, etc. Since then, I … Continue reading
Lady in a Bikini
I am looking for a lady in a bikini. Many songs are about how dreams come true. On the last page of Ch 1 of my book #IHAVEaDREAM at https://t.co/g6MwxOIdVE I describe my #fav #function. It includes a lady in … Continue reading
Scott Baio was Correct
@ScottBaio >>You got it right. Continue reading
