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Drafts on Ferdie’s Desk
- Melania Trump February 8, 2019
- Roger Goodell January 27, 2019
- Ferdie’s Desk January 10, 2019
- Is Trump Above the Law? November 8, 2018
- Halloween In The French Quarters November 1, 2018
- Is She Shapely? September 30, 2018
- Rihanna Pretty Legs September 25, 2018
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I Have A Dream
TERROR NIGHTS is based on my books TERROR SCROLLS and I HAVE A DREAM found at http://www.fdelery.com. Hopefully, Part II will define some of the keys of the Scrolls that the scholars are divining. The star of the book, Joe, may just be a homicidal maniac. Here is a picture from the past in my […]
Hey, Roger Goodell
The “hit” is in on regarding not watching your fake Super Bowl. The NFL must pay. Hey, commissioner Roger Goodell, you committed an injustice against the SAINTS. You treat the Big Easy with utter disrespect. Yes!! I have been hearing stuff in the wind about New Orleans powers beginning to lay heavy #voodoo pain on […]
How Petty Is Donald Trump?
This week saw Donald Trump reach down to lower levels of pettiness.
Clemson Beats ‘BAMA
Oh, happy day! The Clemson Tigers defeated the Alabama Tide last night. I am so happy that ‘Bama lost I feel like I can jump up and dance as well as the lovely, fine girl in the video below. Yippee! Check out @yee7n’s Tweet: maybe if #Clemson stanned clc pic.twitter.com/AhIBSvRk5B — ice ♡ (@yee7n) January […]
Happy Thanksgiving!
I posted too many pictures of my “meals” the last few days… more or less as an “inside joke.” With this being Thanksgiving week, maybe I won’t take ANY more pictures 🙂. By the way, about my current diet, my doctor wants to bring my cholesterol numbers down a few pegs with medicine, exercise and […]
Me Want Me Some!
I want me some of this girl pictured below. A picture so nice that I posted it twice (here too: Please God!). Dear God, please send this girl to my house. It would make me very happy if you send her to me. ALSO, I AM IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL IN THE BELOW VIDEO. […]
Let Us Win Back The House
Hell No! We won’t go!! Vote on Nov. 6!! Brett Kavanaugh and Donald Trump want to bring us back to 1775. Hell No!!! Let us say “Hell No” to the hate. Gumbo and potato salad to go. I WANT SOME BOILED CRABS! Do you ever at times get a hankering for a certain food, and […]
Hear God
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What I’m Tweeting
- I like this picture (a classic from Alan). I am on the left. https://t.co/eQntmCOtMN 4 days ago
- The helmet looks straighter now. 4 days ago
- I will try to get some red coloring in order to level off the helmet and edit the picture to make the helmet look even and balanced. 4 days ago
- If I can go without the shot, I want to avoid the weight gain side effects. Joan was trying to hide my stomach with her hand. 4 days ago
- Carl, the last steroid shot that the doctor gave me is wearing off now. I think that they last about 6 or 9 months… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 days ago
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Is She Shapely?
I was just wondering if the young lady in the picture below has a nice shape. What do you think? This below is another of the cutie pie’s posts on her Instagram page. I saw several of her posts while … Continue reading
Rihanna Pretty Legs
I “likes” my women carrying a little bit of weight. My philosophy is: YOU “GOTS” THEM BIG OL’ PRETTY THIGHS, THEN YOU “CAPTURES” MY ACHING EYES! Hahaha… IMAGES.GOOGLE.COM Image: Rihanna Height, Weight, Measurements And Weight Gain Found on Google from … Continue reading
Good God!!
Is this fair? Should God allow my eyes to see this fine “thang” looking so good. I wonder if I ever met Beyonce in person would there be some sexual vibes between us. If we met would some magic kick … Continue reading
Pork Loins Plate #2
My “ex” is sitting on the sofa talking on the phone as I write this. She has no idea that I am writing about her. Hahaha… I am trying to build up the courage to ask her for a second … Continue reading
Look Gift Horse In Mouth
My brother, Carl Delery, asked me several questions recently which I have been trying to answer here. They are fine questions. I also have recently been studying the old adage DO NOT LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH! Through … Continue reading
Drive Them Crazy!
If you need to drive some women crazy, read my book first. Continue reading
Mea Culpa! Mea Maxima Culpa!
I studied Latin for 6 years (4 years at Jesuit High School and 2 years at New Orleans University); so, I know the “Mea Culpa” well. Also, I was an altar boy at Corpus Christi and Sacred Heart grammar schools. … Continue reading
