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Note Early Years
Seeing this yearbook picture brought back many memories. I am at the top, left. Once I hit college, I grew my hair longer and was like a run-away freight train on the loose. All of the many pretty girls at the U. of New Orleans drove me crazy. I heard my dad tell his friends […]
Less Butter
Someone told me to start using spray butter sometimes instead of the sticks. Why? I will then eat less butter, and lose unnecessary weight. Marvelous are your (the Lord’s) works. And That my soul knows full well. Psalm 139:14 I was #created with great reverence, heart-felt interest, and respect to be unique and set apart! […]
Sitting Wolf
My Indian name is Sitting Wolf. I have little or no Indian blood in me, but I had some French-Cajun ancestors who fought with Sitting Bull at the Battle of the Little Bighorn. They wore their Mardi Gras Indian costumes and blended in with the Native Indians. My ancestors were angry about how the Yankees […]
Best New Orleans PoBoy
The seditious acts by the Republican Senators today is the work of a priviledged class of irresponsible despots, authorized tyrants and bloodsuckers who fasten upon the flesh of oppressed blacks and draw political power and consequence from the gall of their penultimate legalistic jiglisms and crimes. They say, “This Authentic New Orleans Shrimp Po’ Boy […]
The First Chicken
So, two birds that weren’t really chickens created and hatched a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken. Research by the Chinese has confirmed one of Darwin’s chief arguments about the chicken: It descended from the red jungle fowl aka the Gallus gallus spadiceus. QUESTION: What did the chicken ask […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, ruler of the Mountains of Zion in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December 19XX – present) is the 10th […]
Two Heads And Charlize
I recently said that I was going to explain “Two Heads Are Better Than One” which I said about the video below. If I had Charlize Theron living with me, I would get further along with my life and with things that need to be done. Charlize came to mind when I was trying to figure out how to explain my statement.
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Melania Trump
#Melania Trump seen here enjoying the #outdoors. Continue reading
Draft of Self Portrait
I am working on my #selfPortrait. I want to leave something for my #legacy. Continue reading
Pork Loins Plate #2
My “ex” is sitting on the sofa talking on the phone as I write this. She has no idea that I am writing about her. Hahaha… I am trying to build up the courage to ask her for a second … Continue reading
Mea Culpa! Mea Maxima Culpa!
I studied Latin for 6 years (4 years at Jesuit High School and 2 years at New Orleans University); so, I know the “Mea Culpa” well. Also, I was an altar boy at Corpus Christi and Sacred Heart grammar schools. … Continue reading
The Heart of the Pythagorian Theorem
I often used the Pythagorean theorem and all of Euclidean formulas on my job for NASA and in life in general. My educational background led me to the use of many formulas from my studies in school. I scored the … Continue reading
Lady in a Bikini
I am looking for a lady in a bikini. Many songs are about how dreams come true. On the last page of Ch 1 of my book #IHAVEaDREAM at https://t.co/g6MwxOIdVE I describe my #fav #function. It includes a lady in … Continue reading
My Brother Carl
My brother, Carl Delery, asked me a question this morning which I will try to answer here. It is a fine question. Carl asked: So, your dreams have beginnings, middle and ends? Do you have actors play the parts and … Continue reading
Power in Praise
Oh that men would praise the LORD for his goodness, and for his wonderful works to the children of men! Psalm 107:8. Thank the Lord that it is Christmas time. Hallelujah!! Below you see me and 2 of my granddaughters … Continue reading
I Recently Heard
Carl Delery recently said, “I’d like to wish collective HAPPY BIRTHDAYS to all four of my December siblings. Ferd, Peggy, Gail and Alan wishing you all the very best in your advancing age. Take care, and may God bless you … Continue reading
Brad vs. Jolie Question
Inquiring minds want to know. Can we come up with the public’s opinion on this? I am now thinking that I should have given 2 more choices: 1. Neither one is wrong, or 2. Both of them are wrong. Who … Continue reading
