Is She Shapely?

I was just wondering if the young lady in the picture below has a nice shape. What do you think?

This below is another of the cutie pie’s posts on her Instagram page. I saw several of her posts while I was scrolling through Instagram, and I paused to see if my eyes were actually processing this lovely lady correctly.

The subtitle to the article below says, Analysis shows that the combination of Drew Brees, Alving Kamara and Michael Thomas of the New Orlean SAINTS football team is among the best NFL triplets of all-time.

Here is a picture of the SAINTS team directly after the clock ran out at today’s victory. They were walking off the field.

Brett Kavanaugh is trying to rape Lady Justice. Cannot some great American hero somewhere in the land save us?

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Rihanna Pretty Legs

I “likes” my women carrying a little bit of weight. My philosophy is: YOU “GOTS” THEM BIG OL’ PRETTY THIGHS, THEN YOU “CAPTURES” MY ACHING EYES! Hahaha…
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Image: Rihanna Height, Weight, Measurements And Weight Gain
Found on Google from heightline.com/rihanna-height-weight-measurements-weight-gain/

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My opinion: Rihanna looks better with weight.

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Shell Beach, Louisiana. Excellent for crabbing and fishing on a boat or offshore

Eatin’ GOOOOOD in the neighborhood! Didn’t I tell y’all? Did I stutter? Hahaha…

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Maria Bello

Maria Bello played an excellent role in the movie THE COOLER. I have to study to see if she was nominated for her portrayal of William H. Macy’s love interest in the movie. She has played other excellent roles in her career, and is one of my favorite actresses.

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Maria Bello

UPDATE: I counted 2 nominations (below) for Bello for THE COOLER.

Nominations for THE COOLER.
Golden Globe Award for Best Supporting Actor – Motion Picture (Baldwin, nominee)
Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor (Baldwin, nominee)
Golden Globe Award for Best Supporting Actress – Motion Picture (Bello, nominee)
Satellite Award for Best Actor – Motion Picture Drama (William H. Macy, nominee)
Satellite Award for Best Supporting Actor – Motion Picture (Baldwin, nominee)
Satellite Award for Best Original Screenplay (Frank Hannah and Wayne Kramer, nominees)
Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role – Motion Picture (Baldwin, nominee)
Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role – Motion Picture (Bello, nominee)

Is the movie FERDINAND about me. Am I famous?

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Is that me? Hahaha…

By the way, here is another picture of Maria.

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Switch Party

A friend of mine switched to a different political party, bringing joy to my heart. Any good news these days for Democrats and for righteousness is great news, no matter how small. We have a criminal president in the United States who wants himself and all of his henchmen to be above the law.

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Yes, Drive “em Crazy! by Ferdinand Delery

If interested, please buy here.

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Good God!!

Is this fair? Should God allow my eyes to see this fine “thang” looking so good. I wonder if I ever met Beyonce in person would there be some sexual vibes between us. If we met would some magic kick off between Beyonce and me?

Presently, the NBA playoff bracket only has the New Orleans Pelicans sitting in a seat in the second round. SWEEP!! The Pelicans are looking food.

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Draft of Self Portrait

I just thought of the idea of having a self portrait done in order to cement my spot in posterity. Plus, it is important for me to complete “my story” for history. I want to work on smoothing out the rough edges, and laying on the finish coat of the product.

Speaking of legacy, my oldest granddaughter Diajelle’s grandmother MiMi (my ex-wife) asked me to print this certificate out to give to her mother (my ex-mother-in-law). Diajelle (who makes 17 this weekend) was selected as a member of the National Honor Society. She is also very thoughtful and kind to her grandfather, me.

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Diajelle’s Certificate

Here is Diajelle going to her prom last year.

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Diajelle and her prom picture.

I have started mixing my martinis with the real James Bond martini recipe. I twerk the recipe a little bit to fit my taste. James Bond favored his martinis “shaken not stirred.” However, I am okay with mine stirred because I like to have a bit of ice in mine any way.

In other news, My lingering question about Fox News is: After fine, sexy-legged Gretchen Carlson of Fox News lost her contract with Fox, where did that pretty cutie-pie work then? I miss her on her afternoon show. Gretchen’s contract was not renewed with Fox because she filed sexual harassment charges against her then-Fox boss, Roger Ailes.

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The beautiful Gretchen Carlson of Fox News.

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Where is Gretchen now?

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Pork Loins Plate #2

My “ex” is sitting on the sofa talking on the phone as I write this. She has no idea that I am writing about her. Hahaha… I am trying to build up the courage to ask her for a second plate of pork loins. I’d better not push my luck. Usually when I lick my plate clean like that, she gets the hint and offers me more. Also, Carl and Milton (see below) reminded me about the good times we all had when my children were infants.

I waited long and patiently. Finally my “ex” gave me seconds on the delicious pork loins. Wait by the banks of “the river of life” long enough and the Good Lord will provide.

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Plate #2

Carl Delery (my brother) wrote: FERD, I would expect you and many others to question my mental state if I were to start posting pictures of “me and my #ex-wife” on Facebook. I’m wondering what #you’re thinking at this very moment: “Oh I wonder what life would be like if only me and the #redhead … ; or me and the #redhead were such … ; etc.

Well, Carl, you are correct that “many others” are questioning my mental state concerning my posting of pictures of me and my ex-wife on social media. Maybe it is possible that I have rocks in my head.

Also, my ex-neighbor Milton and many friends used to come to many parties by our (my wife and I) house. He remembers my daughters before they were even crawling. They (the crew) often visited my wife and me: Karen, Marvell, many others. Carl used to come for card games almost every Saturday. Coincidentally, guess who just cooked and fed me that fine dinner at my daughter’s house. YES! Hahaha…. A few seconds ago, that “was” a big plate of pork loins, greens and gravy. I would take Red’s picture right now, but she would surely break my phone and my neck :).

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Plate One

P.S. I am doing fifteen minutes of stand-up at the Neutral Ground Coffee House on Wednesday. I will let y’all know how I make out.

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