Pirates of the Caribbean

What’s happened to the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie? I do not see it at the theaters. Also, nobody told me that Paul McCartney makes a cameo appearance.

Check out @PaulMcCartney’s Tweet:

NEW ORLEANS, July 12, 2017 — Inside of every big, bad man lives a little, bitty boy. One of the fine little girls from my school story below (actually 2 grades above me) who was highly honored by her girlfriends for often beating me up in grammar school subsequently asked me to take her to her first prom when she was a junior in high school. Her exotic and romantic prom was on one of the river boats in New Orleans, and was the very day that I became 007, super agent man :).

In grammar school, I would hide in the bushes and shadows on the girls’ side of the school yard in order to watch the sexy little girls’ fine, pretty legs as they jumped rope and played hopscotch. I would even occasionally run out and yank their school skirt up to get a clean, bird’s-eye view. Ooh-Wee! The little girls often jumped me and beat me up. I LOVED IT! I actually also wrote about this in my first book DRIVE WOMEN CRAZY!

June 29, 2017 — Below is a year book picture of my dad, Ferdinand Delery Jr., in his 1945 graduation picture from Xavier University Preparatory High School. I think that my mom graduated the next year. I worked with my dad for many years; and he bought all of my tools for me. I also rented one of his houses from him when I got married which helped propel me into manhood.

Speaking of love! I am performing my act in a show tonight at the Neutral Ground Coffee House.

Ooops! I hate to interrupt my story here, but I just had to say here that I AM TOO IN LOVE WITH THIS GIRL. I love her! I love her!

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Back to my story!

My latest song is: Who am I in love with today? Yes, I wrote a new song about a fantasy lady which creative piece I have already performed in public. However, I cannot expose my love for her across the whole globe because she is very unattainable and unsingle… boo-hoo. I plan to say more about this fantasy gal later on here in my blog. In the meantime, for now, I will pick one of the public figures whom I am in love with. Y’all already know that I love Sarah Palin. Until I finish writing this article (later on), I will express my true love for Sarah now. I LOVE YOU, SARAH!

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Sarah looks very cute.

P.S. The other girl whom I spoke about above (and whom I personally know) is someone unattainable who lives away and bounces around in a different league anyway. We have flirted with each other in the past when she was single, but we most definitely cannot connect now. I wrote a “blues song” about her which I sing in small clubs; but I surely cannot go widespread with my feelings of love for her. This situation is totally something only the Good Lord can fathom in his ultimate wisdom. I do not think that on this earth there is any possibility for us. Zilch!

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Exercise

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The Heart of the Pythagorian Theorem

I often used the Pythagorean theorem and all of Euclidean formulas on my job for NASA and in life in general. My educational background led me to the use of many formulas from my studies in school. I scored the highest mathematics scores in the history of the school on the entrance exam to my high school, Jesuit High School of New Orleans. As I moved deeper into my educational career, I learned that deep mathematical theories and formulas lie at the heart of all of the hidden secrets in this life. Have you ever heard of THE BOOK OF NUMBERS in the bible?

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What in the heck is on Ferdie’s mind this afternoon?

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Covfefe

Covfefe?? I write this to Bob Kuhn, the host of the Comedy Hour at the NEUTRAL GROUND Coffee House in New Orleans: LOL… you are too funny, Bob. I am coming tonight with some jokes for you and the crowd. I probably will not do any jokes on politics or Donald J. Trump. You know that I basically avoid such jokes because I never know what the audience will be like. I will come to the show with rings on my fingers and bells on my toes.

Check out @BrownUniversity’s Tweet and what Robert De Niro said about Donald Trump:

“This guy (Donald Trump) has sullied the presidency. He’s debased the presidency. It’s just beyond surreal what this guy has done,” De Niro told Rosanna Scotto on “Good Day New York.”

The actor has also called Trump “blatantly stupid” and “a punk,” comments he still stands by.

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I also want to let Donald Trump know that there are more categories of terrorists than just the radical Islamic terrorists which he so much narrows his definition to. There are local-grown terrorists in the inner cities like in the picture below; there are terrorists like the KKK; there are local anti-Jewish terrorists right here in America who are not Islamic or Middle Eastern; there are white nationalist terrorists in America, and the list goes on.

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Lady in a Bikini

I am looking for a lady in a bikini. Many songs are about how dreams come true.

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Do you like my bikini?!!!!

Donald Trump is a traitor.

Happy Mother’s Day to my mom.

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My Brother Carl

My brother, Carl Delery, asked me a question this morning which I will try to answer here. It is a fine question.

Carl asked:
So, your dreams have beginnings, middle and ends? Do you have actors play the parts and even roll the credits at the end? Are all your dreams theatrical productions or maybe some are game shows? If so, do you watch the game show dreams to the end, like the movie dreams, and announce winners? Boy, it sure sounds like you have fun in your dreams. You probably even get to surf through the productions. Do you have instant replay where you can cut and perfect the performances? What do you do if one of your actors gets sick, do you have stand-ins? Wow, that’s a thought. Do you have stand-up comedy or musical performances? Man, I’m soo intrigued! Who is your favorite performer, is she the redhead? Do you have Shakespeare plays also (To be, or not to be. That is the question.) Is ‘Lil Red’ in Lady McBeth? She must be in a lot of your dreams; King Kong, Pretty Baby, Paper Moon, or in your case Paper Mars (I’m gonna send my wife to Mars.)

I will begin answering Carl after I eat my lunch. TO BE CONTINUED…

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Carl Delery

Gazette · @Ferd3desk (cont)…
23rd Mar 2017
I saw a report this morning on the local news about how the trend of many people moving back to the Big Easy after Hurricane Katrina has changed. In my opinion, it is the high taxes, myriad fees and fines, run-away crime rate, government overbearance, inaccurate/incorrect traffic cameras, etc., etc. I dunno’. New Orleans has the highest taxes in the country which all add up to making citizens here feel like victims more than ever. This local government is not user friendly. It is literally totally user un-friendly.
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ANSWER #1 to Carl’s question about my dreams is here below.
Only in my dreams! It is getting late, and I may be falling asleep soon. What can possibly be waiting for me in my dreams? “Ferdie Werdie, where are you? Do you want to visit me in your dreams? I am waiting,” she says.

Ferdie Werdie, where are you?

Ferdie Werdie, where are you?

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No Vote For Trump

In the presidential election cycle, I was actually weighing the option of possibly voting for Donald Trump for president until he refused to reveal his tax returns. That was a deal breaker for me. He wants to spend every other American’s tax money on a lot of ridiculous stuff, but he does not pay one penny to the IRS. What kind of alternate universe is that?

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Yeah, ya’ right!! The good Lord will weigh in.

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Scott Baio was Correct

Scott Baio was correct in his prediction in the presidential election. Recently, he told Whoopi Goldberg so. This morning, I will search Twitter to see if Whoopi responded back to Scott yet. I want to also say here that Scott showed me and all of the other “doubters” that we were wrong about him and Donald Trump. They won the presidency. Meanwhile, I think that three million voters were screwed who put Hillary Clinton over the top in the popular vote. I am one who firmly believes that our process of electing the president needs to be reformed.

By the way, at one point I heard that Trump was going to give Scott a post in the administration. Did Trump give Scott something? I cannot remember.

On a different note, I think that this is an excellent picture of Beyonce.

WOW! Like Elvis Presley said, “I am ALL shook up.” I might write my own song soon about Beyonce.

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Beyonce looks so fine here that I am shaking like a “leaf.” I am ALL shook up.

I felt sorry for Hillary Clinton after Donald Trump won the election. I really thought that it was her turn to be president.

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Personally, I LOVE HILLARY CLINTON.

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