Ferdie’s Desk

Here, from my desk at the Delery Gazette, I prepare my articles and stories for the GAZETTE. *See the list of my posts on the right… or (if not seen here) click “View Full Site” found near the bottom. My ideas and thoughts originate here at my desk for the articles that I publish to the GAZETTE. The original drafts and stories can be read here. You can see my latest post at the top of the list. See my explanation of 2 Heads (which I tweeted on Twitter) at this link: Two Heads Are Better Than One —->

Plus: *From the list of my stories, I will incorporate some of those writings into my next book. Below, for your interest I have written briefly about the themes of my other books. So, a BON VOYAGE!! is what I wish to you if you decide to venture into the pages of any of my books.
*NOTE: I listed my stories on the right… which list sometimes tends to appear in “view full site.” Thus, if you do not see the list, please click (usually at the bottom) “View Full Site” since your cell phone or smaller screens might condense the view for convenience.

From: Ferdie. See my books!

I HAVE A DREAM!


by Ferdie J Werdie
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Price: $9.95
Format: Paperback
Size: 5 x 8 Pages: 117 Info: Romantic Mystery Publication Date: Mar-2002

Ferdie Werdie

P.O. Box 26862
New Orleans, La. 70186-6862
United States
delerygazette@hotmail.com



tiopol & kiana’s chat room

click pic(teep&dom) for chat room
see if we’re in (talk about the pic)
that’s a pic of Tiopol on right

..AND, AGAIN!…Ferdie’s’s book,
..for God; and for the women!
Maybe,…even have a revelation.




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In other news,

HERE is another imprtnt
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT:

Bless the Lord, Oh my soul; and, all that is within me,
bless His holy name.
Also, bless me a lot,
my Lord; AND please
enlarge my territory.
Thank you, my Lord!

Remember, Ferdie’s other book. Experience a mental awakening when you enter the TERROR SCROLLS!

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Ferdie says... DearFlock: Here is a prophecy! I  cannot remember the exact date that I proclaimed this prophecy. However, I said: God will manifest himself to us boldly ..very soon. The “world” will go into a state of shock over how magnificent His glory is. Across the earth, waves of fear will erupt because the Lord will begin to exact spiritual justice (His justice). Human beings will be surprised at whom the almighty Father will lift up in majesty (not at all whom you would think). There is a word coming to us from the Lord that: A flame is being lit by God’s spirit in the hearts of many brothers in Christ in preparation for the glorious days that are now immanent (as in immanency). God’s children are being nourished with: the knowledge of what is to come, the sublime words that have been prophesied throughout the scriptures. The Holy Spirit has lit this flame which will burn across God’s kingdom… P.S. Brother Carl Delery, Sr., of New Jersey has contacted us about a revelation from the Lord that he witnessed in church on Ash Wednesday. We will write about his visitation. The Gazette will try to reveal Carl’s experience (once we get more info). Carl, Sr., may actually have heard God’s voice speaking to him. I welcome my flock to email Rev. Ferdinand if there is a special request that you want us to put on the altar of the Lord. LINK TO THE DELERY GAZETTE:

…(click here) GOD’s VOICE per the GAZETTE!
For many years I have believed that Jesus was sent to do his work when he did because there were no electronic
recording methods at the time. Jesus’ spiritual message (I have always believed) was so potent and much more spi-
ritual because no electronic devices existed that could have recorded him. Here’s an example:
Have you ever wondered how Jesus looked?
The shroud of Turin (is the only physical image that was left for history (and that is his blood). If the message that Jesus taught is spiritual then photographs,
films, audio tapes, etc. seem to be the opposite of how he wanted it passed. Think of the miracle that it was, in
and of itself, that Jesus’ word has lived. His word is the greatest recorded message in the history of the world. Yet,
it is just as alive and vibrant as it was when it flowed off of Jesus’ tongue. That is why I think the Lord did his work before the advent of modern recording devices.
In other news, HERE ARE A FEW ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:
Alan Delery of New Orleans is a kingpin in the memorialization of the legacy of our mom and dad, Mr. & Mrs. Ferdinand Delery, Jr. Gail Sabathia is
instrumental in mom’s welfare. Joan Pappion organizes lil’ Ferdie’s birthday every Dec. and works to keep solid the unity of the family. Peggy Pospisil and Karen Delery are powerful intercessors between the fmly and the Lord.
NOTE: ALAN Delery keeps our flock fed spiritually on a weekly basis with Sunday church.
Dominique and Vaughn Baptiste have three lovely children all in school. Tiopol and Ryan Guillary have 2 beautiful
angels. Kiana and Dwayne have 3 vibrant daughters who (including the other five listed above) bring joy to pawpaw’s heart.
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Morgus the Magnificent

Only in New Orleans! I did not know if Morgus the Magnificent is still alive or not. I was a kid when his show premiered in New Orleans. The actor must be a million years old now. I did not know who he was (neither did his own children) b/c he only revealed himself 50 years after the premiere. I thought that he was a local TV newscaster; but he was a local DJ on WWL-AM radio. Anyway, Morgus found the COVID-19 cure. It is 100% crawfish boil. Hahaha… Well, I am safe b/c 99% of my blood is pure crawfish boil.

Also… LATE BREAKING:
The Marguso crack research team has just revealed that the New Orleans genius scientist Morgus The Magnificent’s top experimental guinea pig Chopsley is actually Donald Trump. After years of experimentation Morgus got it almost right but needed a few more minor adjustments. Surprisingly Chopsley (Donald Trump) was able to fool most uneducated voters and become president of the United States 🇺🇸

My #ex-wife picked me up again this morning to shop on Claiborne Ave. They have been cooking seafood often by my daughter. Lil’ Red occasionally calls me to see if I want to get something at the seafood place too when she goes. They are cooking shrimp stew today by my daughter’s house; the grandkids love it. I bought a medium shrimp po’ boy (yes, that is the medium) and a shrimp and broccoli plate for my lonely house. Last time, the gumbo was too peppery for me. I used to eat often by the grandkids; but my daughter, Kiana, is mad with me now. I guess I spoiled her too much as a child. I am banned and exiled from her house. So, I eat okay at my own house… not the same though.

Shrimp Po’Boy
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Lolita

My #ex-wife picked me up again this morning to shop on Claiborne Ave. They have been cooking seafood often by my daughter. Lil’ Red occasionally calls me to see if I want to get something at the seafood place too when she goes. They are cooking shrimp stew today by my daughter’s house; the grandkids love it. I bought a medium shrimp po’ boy (yes, that is the medium) and a shrimp and broccoli plate for my house. Last time, the gumbo was too peppery for me. I used to eat often by the grandkids; but my daughter, Kiana, is mad with me now. I guess I spoiled her too much as a child. I am banned and exiled from her house. So, I eat okay at my own house… not the same though.

Shrimp Po’Boy

Did you see the movie LOLITA? Young actress, Sue Lyon, won the GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD for new star of the year. In this 1962 film which also starred Shelly Winters, James Mason and Peter Sellers, Lyon haunts James Mason’s character with her beauty. This movie is long before the “ME TOO” movement and skirts the edges of pedophilia because, I guess, it is listed as a comedy and a drama. I am surprised that it made the screens in 1962, or even is still shown today. I did not get the movie’s toying with pedophilia in such an open way.

https://images.app.goo.gl/ozvjFNmFa3Rn4DEz7

GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD: Lolita

Meanwhile, my favorite pinup girl, Bettie Page, seems to have a prolific amount of pictures. Every time I turn around, I see a new lovely picture.

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No!

No, no, no! Do not do it. Use your head first. Is the girl in the video making the correct decision?

Now that we learned a lesson by watching that girl in the video, I wanted to show you a video with a resourceful crew.

This was a good scary movie.

In my next article, I will explain some stuff that the guy below said. You will find his words interesting.




I listened to this fight on the radio. There was no “cable” back then.

This was one of my favorite fights.
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Teddy $30M

I have another video that I want to put up also. Plus, I might say something about Donald Trump later. He scrambled up my brain already this morning with something stupid he did.

Hillary is holding a conversation with Lady Gaga. I would like to see a candidate choose Hillary as Vice President.

When I "go live" on Twitter it is mostly strangers who click in. I am scared to "go live" here because here I have friends and relatives, etc. I don't mind crashing and burning in front of strangers. #UPDATE: OK! I "went live" on Twitter. One person who clicked in said that I am cute. So, I am happy now. I will post the video here:

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What you have here is a failure to communicate. I am talking about Mitch McConnell and how he is unilaterally stocking the courts and Supreme Court with YES MEN. He is a Confederate with Donald Trump.

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Birdman

One guy on my job thought that my name was Birdman. He called me Birdman for years which I thought he was saying as a nickname. On different jobs throughout the years, people have called me nicknames or different variations of my name. I always looked at it as affection from my friends. In fact, I have had fabulous nicknames. My grandfather called me Ferdie Werdie since I was a toddler. That nickname has stuck until today.

  • Is this girl skinny?
  • Is this girl fine?
  • Is this girl plump?

Is this girl fine, skinny or plump?

See answer on page 2. Turn page.

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“Sometimes Nothin Can Be A Real Cool Hand!”

What you got here is a failure to communicate,” the captain once said. This video below is an iconic scene in movie history. The guy in the video is a real “cool hand” person; his name is Cool Hand Luke.

In the movie COOL HAND LUKE, Paul Newman elicited one of my favorite mottos about having “a real cool hand.” He was nominated for the 1968 best actor Oscar for his role, but lost to Rod Steiger for the movie IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT. Newman won 3 Oscars (1986, 1987, 1994), but COOL HAND LUKE is my personal favorite of his characters.

Valentine’s Day

What did you do for Valentine’s day?

Oh, Lady Justice. The Republicans and haters are abusing you worst than in our country’s whole history. Will any heroes come along to stand tall for justice and righteousness?

Delery Gazette Poll.

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Sometimes “nothing” can be a real cool hand. Do you “get it”? Sometimes what is more important is the way you play your hand. I kinda’ like that quote. I am often at social affairs where some of the attendees think that they are so “successful,” so important and above the fray that they are god-like. Meanwhile, little ol’ me might be holding no cards of value (nothing); but I am ultimately the one holding the winning, real cool hand in the end. Now that I explained the cool hand a little bit more, I re-posted the video here.    

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Fall

Can you see this video? If not, please click the link to see it.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2975569012485875&id=306909246018545

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The Iowa Primary

This video explains my opinion about the Iowa Democratic primary results.

Click the below link to see an update which I added about the primary. Here it is:

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2749296831823700&id=103982486355161&sfnsn=mo

My daughters had a helper backing them when they lived in the dormitory during college.

This is a video of my grandson marching in a Mardi Gras parade 4 years ago.

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Impeachment

What in the world are the Republicans doing to Lady Justice? Oh, my God!

Lady Gaga is a celebrity queen.

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