Tag Archives: Ferdie Werdie

Pictures of My Fam

Here are five pictures of my family at a party. This is the picture (below) that I was planning to post individually if I decided to. However, everyone saw a different picture because people commented on that other picture first. … Continue reading

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I Will Take Christina Milian Out

Christina Milian, I missed you for your birthday this year. However, maybe I will take you out next year for your birthday. Let’s see how the stars all align themselves in the sky by next year. @ChristinaMilian >>Are you married? … Continue reading

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The Morn After Christmas

1 ‘Twas the morn after Christmas, when all thro’ the house, 2 Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; 3 The food is all eaten and my stomach is round, 4 I’m glad that St. Nicholas is no … Continue reading

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In the Beginning, God said What?

NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — In the beginning, God said: I play the trumpet. In 1967, Louis Armstrong said: No kidding? You too? In 2014, Ryan Seacrest said: I play the clarinet… Go figure! Hahaha… Here is Ferdie practicing … Continue reading

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I Am A Bettie Page Fan

I sent the below tweet to Bettie Page about her picture. Some experts claim that Bettie Page is the #1 pin-up girl of ALL time. With all of the nasty weather presently across the country, Bettie is a reminder of … Continue reading

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#Painting Sells For Most Ever

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — In the world of art, reports have recently revealed that the Arabian state of #Qatar secretly purchased a Paul Cézanne painting, The Card Players, for more than #$250million. “The deal, in a single stroke, sets the … Continue reading

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Tropical Storm Karen

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I just read something that is amazing, and should be noted on Fox News and CNN News. The United States government is shut down, and there is a storm headed straight for the guts of the … Continue reading

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Mark Ingram Wants Out

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Halleluiah! Yes, I am happy that running back Mark Ingram wants to seek a trade from the New Orleans Saints. Coach Sean Payton does not know how to not play Ingram to the detriment of the … Continue reading

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Health And Romance

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — My reported, reputed and conjectured romantic demise has been much exaggerated and ballyhooed. I find it necessary to clarify my vaunted standing with respect to the passage of time as it is related to my “romantical” prowess. … Continue reading

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Testing 1-2-3

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I am testing here the NEW how-to-embed FaceBook posts into my Gazette tool. This attempt may be unsuccessful, and all you will get is a link or a note below. Here goes: …UNSUCCESSFUL. Sorry! So, in lieu of, … Continue reading

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