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Writings on Ferdie’s Desk
- Joe at the White House January 21, 2021
- End of Year Notes December 29, 2020
- That Last Hurricane! November 13, 2020
- Morgus the Magnificent May 19, 2020
- Ferdie’s Desk May 7, 2020
- Lolita March 8, 2020
- No! March 2, 2020
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Sitting Wolf
My Indian name is Sitting Wolf. I have little or no Indian blood in me, but I had some French-Cajun ancestors who fought with Sitting Bull at the Battle of the Little Bighorn. They wore their Mardi Gras Indian costumes and blended in with the Native Indians. My ancestors were angry about how the Yankees […]
Best New Orleans PoBoy
The seditious acts by the Republican Senators today is the work of a priviledged class of irresponsible despots, authorized tyrants and bloodsuckers who fasten upon the flesh of oppressed blacks and draw political power and consequence from the gall of their penultimate legalistic jiglisms and crimes. They say, “This Authentic New Orleans Shrimp Po’ Boy […]
The First Chicken
So, two birds that weren’t really chickens created and hatched a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken. Research by the Chinese has confirmed one of Darwin’s chief arguments about the chicken: It descended from the red jungle fowl aka the Gallus gallus spadiceus. QUESTION: What did the chicken ask […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, ruler of the Mountains of Zion in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December 19XX – present) is the 10th […]
Two Heads And Charlize
I recently said that I was going to explain “Two Heads Are Better Than One” which I said about the video below. If I had Charlize Theron living with me, I would get further along with my life and with things that need to be done. Charlize came to mind when I was trying to figure out how to explain my statement.
Watch “My Movie” on YouTube
Happy Mardi Gras! Here is a clip that I made at Delery Studio. I hope that you enjoy! The movie (below the clip) is having troubles right now, and will not open. Sorry! I am working on it. Meanwhile, enjoy the clip that I posted for now. This is the movie (below) that I […]
The Delery Gazette
See the index on the right for the list of my articles; or for smaller screens like cell phones or smaller platforms find the index (or the “Full Site” link) at the very bottom or on Page 2. I will praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Marvelous are your works; And that […]
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Pictures of My Fam
Here are five pictures of my family at a party. This is the picture (below) that I was planning to post individually if I decided to. However, everyone saw a different picture because people commented on that other picture first. … Continue reading
I Will Take Christina Milian Out
Christina Milian, I missed you for your birthday this year. However, maybe I will take you out next year for your birthday. Let’s see how the stars all align themselves in the sky by next year. @ChristinaMilian >>Are you married? … Continue reading
The Morn After Christmas
1 ‘Twas the morn after Christmas, when all thro’ the house, 2 Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; 3 The food is all eaten and my stomach is round, 4 I’m glad that St. Nicholas is no … Continue reading
In the Beginning, God said What?
NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — In the beginning, God said: I play the trumpet. In 1967, Louis Armstrong said: No kidding? You too? In 2014, Ryan Seacrest said: I play the clarinet… Go figure! Hahaha… Here is Ferdie practicing … Continue reading
I Am A Bettie Page Fan
I sent the below tweet to Bettie Page about her picture. Some experts claim that Bettie Page is the #1 pin-up girl of ALL time. With all of the nasty weather presently across the country, Bettie is a reminder of … Continue reading
#Painting Sells For Most Ever
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — In the world of art, reports have recently revealed that the Arabian state of #Qatar secretly purchased a Paul Cézanne painting, The Card Players, for more than #$250million. “The deal, in a single stroke, sets the … Continue reading
Tropical Storm Karen
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I just read something that is amazing, and should be noted on Fox News and CNN News. The United States government is shut down, and there is a storm headed straight for the guts of the … Continue reading
Mark Ingram Wants Out
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Halleluiah! Yes, I am happy that running back Mark Ingram wants to seek a trade from the New Orleans Saints. Coach Sean Payton does not know how to not play Ingram to the detriment of the … Continue reading
Health And Romance
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — My reported, reputed and conjectured romantic demise has been much exaggerated and ballyhooed. I find it necessary to clarify my vaunted standing with respect to the passage of time as it is related to my “romantical” prowess. … Continue reading