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Cut My Lawn
26April2021 I want to thank my readers and subscribers for visiting the DELERY GAZETTE to read a little bit. There are some things in the news that I want to touch upon. I will add to this article as I write my thoughts on some of those issues. I want to write about the Academy […]
Note Early Years
Seeing this yearbook picture brought back many memories. I am at the top, left. Once I hit college, I grew my hair longer and was like a run-away freight train on the loose. All of the many pretty girls at the U. of New Orleans drove me crazy. I heard my dad tell his friends […]
Less Butter
Someone told me to start using spray butter sometimes instead of the sticks. Why? I will then eat less butter, and lose unnecessary weight. Marvelous are your (the Lord’s) works. And That my soul knows full well. Psalm 139:14 I was #created with great reverence, heart-felt interest, and respect to be unique and set apart! […]
Sitting Wolf
My Indian name is Sitting Wolf. I have little or no Indian blood in me, but I had some French-Cajun ancestors who fought with Sitting Bull at the Battle of the Little Bighorn. They wore their Mardi Gras Indian costumes and blended in with the Native Indians. My ancestors were angry about how the Yankees […]
Best New Orleans PoBoy
The seditious acts by the Republican Senators today is the work of a priviledged class of irresponsible despots, authorized tyrants and bloodsuckers who fasten upon the flesh of oppressed blacks and draw political power and consequence from the gall of their penultimate legalistic jiglisms and crimes. They say, “This Authentic New Orleans Shrimp Po’ Boy […]
The First Chicken
So, two birds that weren’t really chickens created and hatched a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken. Research by the Chinese has confirmed one of Darwin’s chief arguments about the chicken: It descended from the red jungle fowl aka the Gallus gallus spadiceus. QUESTION: What did the chicken ask […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, ruler of the Mountains of Zion in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December 19XX – present) is the 10th […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
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Johnson
23March2021/Tuesday These are some of my recent Scrolls for my next book… 0016 hrs. >>Took aspirin for a headache. I am wondering if the headache might be a slight side effect from the Covid-19 shot. >>My cat wanders off into … Continue reading
My Super Bowl Pick
One of the interesting match ups for this year’s Super Bowl is Patrick Mahomes vs. Tom Brady. Firstly, I know that everyone is interested in my pick in the game. I am picking Tampa with a final score of 27 … Continue reading
Me and Women
Women often say about me, “He’s-a no do the right thing. He’s-a some lousy rat-fink basset.” Question: What would I prefer? A teenie bit of #romance with a pocket full of #money; or hot, committed romance with my money flying … Continue reading
End of Year Notes
Are my detractors paying rent to live in my head? Hell to the no! Encumbered with frustrations like this I lost my Holiday Spirit; shut the front door. So, I need to read for a few minutes. I feel under … Continue reading
That Last Hurricane!
In Re: to My words about the current state of affairs universally, I firstly posted a picture at the link below for you to relate to before you read my words of concern. I promised some of y’all to explain … Continue reading
Lolita
My #ex-wife picked me up again this morning to shop on Claiborne Ave. They have been cooking seafood often by my daughter. Lil’ Red occasionally calls me to see if I want to get something at the seafood place too … Continue reading
No!
No, no, no! Do not do it. Use your head first. Is the girl in the video making the correct decision? UPDATE: F/b might have taken the video down because the girl’s injury was too horrific for some viewers. Now … Continue reading
Birdman
One guy on my job thought that my name was Birdman. He called me Birdman for years which I thought he was saying as a nickname. On different jobs throughout the years, people have called me nicknames or different variations … Continue reading
Fall
Can you see this video? If not, please click the link to see it. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2975569012485875&id=306909246018545
The Iowa Primary
This video explains my opinion about the Iowa Democratic primary results. https://t.co/UU3TnjD4pH — Gazette (@Ferd3desk) February 4, 2020 Click the below link to see an update which I added about the primary. Here it is: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2749296831823700&id=103982486355161&sfnsn=mo My daughters had a … Continue reading
