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Drafts on Ferdie’s Desk
- Is Trump Above the Law? November 8, 2018
- Halloween In The French Quarters November 1, 2018
- Is She Shapely? September 30, 2018
- Rihanna Pretty Legs September 25, 2018
- Maria Bello September 5, 2018
- Switch Party May 23, 2018
- Good God!! April 24, 2018
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Happy Thanksgiving!
I posted too many pictures of my “meals” the last few days… more or less as an “inside joke.” With this being Thanksgiving week, maybe I won’t take ANY more pictures 🙂. By the way, about my current diet, my doctor wants to bring my cholesterol numbers down a few pegs with medicine, exercise and […]
Me Want Me Some!
I want me some of this girl pictured below. A picture so nice that I posted it twice (here too: Please God!). Dear God, please send this girl to my house. It would make me very happy if you send her to me. ALSO, I AM IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL IN THE BELOW VIDEO. […]
Let Us Win Back The House
Hell No! We won’t go!! Vote on Nov. 6!! Brett Kavanaugh and Donald Trump want to bring us back to 1775. Hell No!!! Let us say “Hell No” to the hate. Gumbo and potato salad to go. I WANT SOME BOILED CRABS! Do you ever at times get a hankering for a certain food, and […]
Wanna’ See “Crazy”?
I WANT SOME BOILED CRABS! Do you ever at times get a hankering for a certain food, and cannot get over the urge until you get your hands on what you want? This picture of Brad Pitt below makes me laugh because it reminds me of me and how I feel and what I think […]
Not Morgan Freeman too?
Oh, #MyGoodness! Is Morgan Freeman also among the accused now? Has a man “just talking” become a crime and a sin now? #WOE to men! REPORTED TODAY: “Several witnesses on CNN said that Morgan Freeman frequently made comments about the bodies of women working on set, at his production company, or even female reporters. Four […]
I Am the Second Coming
There are prophecies in the Holy Scriptures that prophesy that I am THE SECOND COMING. In the next few days, I will elucidate, enumerate and elaborate on the prophecies about me. Come on, man!! Have you not read in the Scriptures about the sounding of THE LAST TRUMPET? Have you not heard of the RAPTURE? […]
My Self Portrait
I just thought of the idea of having a self portrait done in order to cement my spot in posterity. Plus, it is important for me to complete “my story” for history. I want to work on smoothing out the rough edges, and laying on the finish coat of the product. Speaking of legacy, my […]
Hear God
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Halloween In The French Quarters
I have to wait until next year now to enjoy Halloween French-Quarter-style. I have often heard that it is fun in the Quarters on Halloween. There are always so many parties going on that it is hard to make them … Continue reading
Rihanna Pretty Legs
I “likes” my women carrying a little bit of weight. My philosophy is: YOU “GOTS” THEM BIG OL’ PRETTY THIGHS, THEN YOU “CAPTURES” MY ACHING EYES! Hahaha… IMAGES.GOOGLE.COM Image: Rihanna Height, Weight, Measurements And Weight Gain Found on Google from … Continue reading
Switch Party
Switch #political #party. Continue reading
Good God!!
Is this fair? Should God allow my eyes to see this fine “thang” looking so good. I wonder if I ever met Beyonce in person would there be some sexual vibes between us. If we met would some magic kick … Continue reading
Draft of Self Portrait
I am working on my #selfPortrait. I want to leave something for my #legacy. Continue reading
Look Gift Horse In Mouth
My brother, Carl Delery, asked me several questions recently which I have been trying to answer here. They are fine questions. I also have recently been studying the old adage DO NOT LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH! Through … Continue reading
Drive Them Crazy!
If you need to drive some women crazy, read my book first. Continue reading
