NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I am re-Posting this story from the 2013 NBA playoffs because I am worried about the retarded Pelicans going forward into the 2014 season. They have been in last place in their division for three straight years; and I predict that they will be in last place again after the 2014 season.

Ferdie‏@ferdiewerdie2013 Playoffs NOTE: this was posted in 2013. The LAKERS were eventually swept by the Spurs that year. However, the so-called Hornets were last in their division that year. The Pelicans were last in their division this year. The Pelicans will be last in their division forever, unless they get a new coach. I will WUV the Lakers before the Pelicans ever climb from the cellar as long as they keep this “bottom-feeder” coach.

I tweeted the below tweet before the beginning of the 2013 NBA playoffs.

@Hornets >>The doggone #Lakers have plopped their butts in a seat to the #bigdance. Plenty games are left, but they sat their big butts at the #8thSeed position for now. If these guys can hold onto a seat to the dance, I believe that they will be dangerous. Look how far they’ve come this year. UPDATE: The Lakers were NOT dangerous in the 2013 playoffs. Hahaha!

Why did I address this tweet to the Hornets? Because they have disappointed me very much this year. So, I might just become a Lakers fan for the rest of the year. What choice do I have? Also, I do not plan to wait around all off-season just to watch the Pelicans have another sub-par season next year. Which they did. LAST PLACE!!! I do not trust Hornets/Pelicans coach Monty Williams with the family jewels. His decision-making has been very suspect this year. In my opinion he is a lousy son-of-a-beoyonggg.

Thus, I will begin cheering for the dang Lakers in order for me to maintain my sanity. What could be worst? Besides that, if the Pelicans hold onto coach Monty and have another lousy year next year, I believe that it will be years before the Pelicans become truly meaningful in the NBA. I am a N’Awlins boy, but I have to respect how the Lakers slid their tails into a party seat after how their season started off. Remember that both the Lakers and the Brooklyn Nets cut their losses early in the season and hired new coaches. Now, both teams are headed to the playoffs. hahaha >>to the New Orleans HorPelicants.

My MISSION ACCOMPLISHED assistant asked me why do I doubt the Pelicans so much. “Why, darling Ferdie, do you think that the Pelicans will be bottom feeders again this season”? she asked me.

Why, Ferdie? Why?