NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Thank you Germany very much for buying my books, and visiting this website so often. What tag or link is driving you to read about Lindsey Lohan recently? Is Lindsey trending highly in Germany presently? Also, what tag or link is driving you to my books? By the way, my first book IS entitled DRIVING WOMEN CRAZY!! I wrote also that I was headed to the movies today, and was wondering if Lindsey Lohan is in any movies out in theaters right now. UPDATE: I never did make it to the movies because of business commitments. However, I think that Lindsey Lohan is a lovely young lady who deserves a long, successful career if she can pull herself back together. Yes, she has had her share of struggles over the years in her young life. Can she clean up her act and have continued success in her life?

Here’s hoping that Lindsey can bring it together and keep her career going. I am sure that she has many fans wishing the best for her. Of course, she also has her detractors who would enjoy to see the train wreck continue. However, there is no guarantee that Lindsey might not wake up one fine day and put all of her ducks in a row.

Lindsey Lohan

Note: the following stories which I wrote about were trending when I wrote this article. Beyonce’s sister attacks JAY-Z! Solange Knowles got caught on security video attacking JAY-Z, but with no sound. I do not know how close 50 Cent’s interpretation (below) got to the real dialogue on the JAY-Z “beating.” However, the dialogue that 50 Cent dubbed into the video sure made me laugh. In fact, I have to watch it once again to have a another good laugh. 50 Cent is too crazy! Spoiler Alert: 50 Cent uses “colorful” language. Meanwhile, looks like Instagram took down 50 Cent’s video; but it is still running here at my link below.

In the NBA playoffs, these long 7-game series in rounds 1 and 2 only kill me and the fans; but the playoffs are only all about the money for the teams.

What in the heck is usually on my mind these days anyway? Well, that is the big question in the picture below. UPDATE: Ooops! Looks like “someone” took the picture down. Anyway, once I wrap up a few things at the house, I plan to go off for a while to get some delicious seafood. I will let y’all know how it all comes out. Firstly, I need to study one or two of these pictures in order to get my blood to flowing correctly.

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What in the heck is on Ferdie’s mind this afternoon?

UPDATE: My mind still is not blown yet, unless I am not cognizant of it. I did go off to get some good seafood. I went to one of my favorite little hide outs in the 7th Ward for some Creole gumbo and an oyster sandwich. I washed it all down with a beer while I watched some fine booties walk in and out. Now, the only thing blown is my stomach. I plan to do some situps and some core exercises later on as soon as I get my head back together. BTW, I also still have to check to see what Jennifer Lawrence’s next movie is. I enjoy her work very much. I know that she is filming the next part of the HUNGER GAMES, but I do not think that is coming out yet.

Best Actress Oscar Winner Jennifer Lawrence

Many fans watched with interest as quarterback sensation Johnny Manziel sat through 21 selections of the NFL draft before he was picked by the Cleveland Browns. Is this a good pick? Is he happy?

I was excited to see Blake Bortles of the University of Central Florida picked at #3 as the first quarterback selected in the 2014 NFL Draft by the Jacksonville Jaguars. I think that this was a fantastic pick.

Well, I must say that Blake Bortles has fine taste in the ladies too. The Jaguar fans (I would imagine) will also be happy to see Blake’s girlfriend at the games.

Jags QB Blake Bortles girlfriend.

I am also still in the process of developing my thoughts on Laura Logan and her suspension from CBS and her projected return. Certain circles believe that Logan’s modus operandi is dangerous to herself and her co-workers. Have you ever thought that maybe she just wants to be the best?

Only in my dreams! It is getting late, and I may be falling asleep soon. What can possibly be waiting for me in my dreams? “Ferdie Werdie, where are you? Do you want to visit me in your dreams? I am waiting,” she says.

Ferdie Werdie, where are you?