NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I cannot remember the last time I was in the lower 9th Ward of New Orleans. I always thought that they were a different species than myself living there. I used to fear having a flat tire in that hell hole which I rarely even drive through any more. Accounting the news from the police blotter on Tuesday, I see now that it takes a much braver person than I to deliver pizza there.

Father of young children killed delivering pizza.

BOSCOVILLE, LA (Ferdie Werdie) — In other events this weekend, I saw a picture posted by Crystal Hefner which caused me to do some reflecting. Seeing Hugh Hefner and his pretty wife, Crystal, together is a beautiful scene. Hefner has very good taste in women, and does himself a fine service by having Crystal by his side. I am guilty of making a silly joke below; but, to be sincere, I think that Hefner has been a man who has always had his feet grounded on a solid foundation. I think that he has an excellent cranial system.

Hugh and Crystal Hefner make a very lovely couple.