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There are prophecies in the Holy Scriptures that prophesy that I am THE SECOND COMING. In the next few days, I will elucidate, enumerate and elaborate on the prophecies about me. Come on, man!! Have you not read in the Scriptures about the sounding of THE LAST TRUMPET? Have you not heard of the RAPTURE? […]
I just thought of the idea of having a self portrait done in order to cement my spot in posterity. Plus, it is important for me to complete “my story” for history. I want to work on smoothing out the rough edges, and laying on the finish coat of the product. Speaking of legacy, my […]
My oldest granddaughter Diajelle’s grandmother MiMi (my ex-wife) asked me to print this certificate out to give to her mother (my ex-mother-in-law). Diajelle (who makes 17 this weekend) was selected as a member of the National Honor Society. She is also very thoughtful and kind to her grandfather, me. Here is Diajelle going to her […]
We #ate well last night.
It was time for the NFL to get rid of PAPA JOHNS and its politics. I wonder if Mr. John thought that all of his customers hold the same 1800’s, antiquated political values that he holds. He needed to shut up, and simply make pizzas. Check out @NFLWrld’s Tweet: NFL players are excited for Pizza […]
I love what the Neutral Ground cafe writes about me before each of my performances. I enjoy singing my love songs to the fine ladies in the audience. However, I pamper myself by throwing in my favorite jokes between the romance. FUN!!! One day I will sit down and describe what a pleasure it is […]
Should we all learn to be #biggerThanThat?
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- ...die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours or until I scream bloody murder." 1 day ago
- In the 1990's, the club oath was updated to read: "I, (state name here), a member of good standing of the He-Man Wo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 1 day ago
- I am upset with #women, and might join the #HeManWomanHatersClub. I still want to have romance with women, but they get on my nerves. 1 day ago
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Tag Archives: New Orleans
Covfefe?? I write this to Bob Kuhn, the host of the Comedy Hour at the NEUTRAL GROUND Coffee House in New Orleans: LOL… you are too funny, Bob. I am coming tonight with some jokes for you and the crowd. … Continue reading
I sent the below note to my brother because I had planned to drink my meal-replacement shake for lunch today. However, some no-account handlers did not show up for an appointment at noon. So, I got mad at the world … Continue reading
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I cannot remember the last time I was in the lower 9th Ward of New Orleans. I always thought that they were a different species than myself living there. I used to fear having a flat … Continue reading
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Every Mardi Gras, I attend certain functions, parades or balls at which I get excited and truly feel the Mardi Gras Spirit. It is like a natural high. This year, I plan to write about my … Continue reading
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — On yesterday, 4 of my granddaughters (true cajun-dining experts already), myself and their moms enjoyed the Louisiana Seafood Festival. We ate bbq shrimp, stuffed oysters, alligator, shrimp/grits, charbroiled oysters, and more. My son in-law and 2 … Continue reading
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Festival season has broken out all over New Orleans. On Friday and Saturday there was flooding and such ugly weather that it felt like a hurricane was hitting the region. Then, on Sunday, I woke up … Continue reading