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Drafts on Ferdie’s Desk
- Melania Trump February 8, 2019
- Roger Goodell January 27, 2019
- Ferdie’s Desk January 10, 2019
- Is Trump Above the Law? November 8, 2018
- Halloween In The French Quarters November 1, 2018
- Is She Shapely? September 30, 2018
- Rihanna Pretty Legs September 25, 2018
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I Have A Dream
TERROR NIGHTS is based on my books TERROR SCROLLS and I HAVE A DREAM found at http://www.fdelery.com. Hopefully, Part II will define some of the keys of the Scrolls that the scholars are divining. The star of the book, Joe, may just be a homicidal maniac. Here is a picture from the past in my […]
Hey, Roger Goodell
The “hit” is in on regarding not watching your fake Super Bowl. The NFL must pay. Hey, commissioner Roger Goodell, you committed an injustice against the SAINTS. You treat the Big Easy with utter disrespect. Yes!! I have been hearing stuff in the wind about New Orleans powers beginning to lay heavy #voodoo pain on […]
How Petty Is Donald Trump?
This week saw Donald Trump reach down to lower levels of pettiness.
Clemson Beats ‘BAMA
Oh, happy day! The Clemson Tigers defeated the Alabama Tide last night. I am so happy that ‘Bama lost I feel like I can jump up and dance as well as the lovely, fine girl in the video below. Yippee! Check out @yee7n’s Tweet: maybe if #Clemson stanned clc pic.twitter.com/AhIBSvRk5B — ice ♡ (@yee7n) January […]
Happy Thanksgiving!
I posted too many pictures of my “meals” the last few days… more or less as an “inside joke.” With this being Thanksgiving week, maybe I won’t take ANY more pictures 🙂. By the way, about my current diet, my doctor wants to bring my cholesterol numbers down a few pegs with medicine, exercise and […]
Me Want Me Some!
I want me some of this girl pictured below. A picture so nice that I posted it twice (here too: Please God!). Dear God, please send this girl to my house. It would make me very happy if you send her to me. ALSO, I AM IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL IN THE BELOW VIDEO. […]
Let Us Win Back The House
Hell No! We won’t go!! Vote on Nov. 6!! Brett Kavanaugh and Donald Trump want to bring us back to 1775. Hell No!!! Let us say “Hell No” to the hate. Gumbo and potato salad to go. I WANT SOME BOILED CRABS! Do you ever at times get a hankering for a certain food, and […]
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What I’m Tweeting
- I like this picture (a classic from Alan). I am on the left. https://t.co/eQntmCOtMN 4 days ago
- The helmet looks straighter now. 4 days ago
- I will try to get some red coloring in order to level off the helmet and edit the picture to make the helmet look even and balanced. 4 days ago
- If I can go without the shot, I want to avoid the weight gain side effects. Joan was trying to hide my stomach with her hand. 4 days ago
- Carl, the last steroid shot that the doctor gave me is wearing off now. I think that they last about 6 or 9 months… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 days ago
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Covfefe
Covfefe?? I write this to Bob Kuhn, the host of the Comedy Hour at the NEUTRAL GROUND Coffee House in New Orleans: LOL… you are too funny, Bob. I am coming tonight with some jokes for you and the crowd. … Continue reading
Today’s Meal-Replacement Shake
I sent the below note to my brother because I had planned to drink my meal-replacement shake for lunch today. However, some no-account handlers did not show up for an appointment at noon. So, I got mad at the world … Continue reading
Ugly Murder in New Orleans
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I cannot remember the last time I was in the lower 9th Ward of New Orleans. I always thought that they were a different species than myself living there. I used to fear having a flat … Continue reading
My 2015 Mardi Gras
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Every Mardi Gras, I attend certain functions, parades or balls at which I get excited and truly feel the Mardi Gras Spirit. It is like a natural high. This year, I plan to write about my … Continue reading
Louisiana Festival
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — On yesterday, 4 of my granddaughters (true cajun-dining experts already), myself and their moms enjoyed the Louisiana Seafood Festival. We ate bbq shrimp, stuffed oysters, alligator, shrimp/grits, charbroiled oysters, and more. My son in-law and 2 … Continue reading
Festival Season in New Orleans
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Festival season has broken out all over New Orleans. On Friday and Saturday there was flooding and such ugly weather that it felt like a hurricane was hitting the region. Then, on Sunday, I woke up … Continue reading
Me Big Chief; Me Got’em Tribe!
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — My War Council (my daughters) and I had a Ferdie Werdie#PowWow recently from which we drew up the following NEW NATION PROCLAMATION: Me Big Chief. I got’em tribe. Got my girls right by my side. I’m gonna’ … Continue reading
