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Drafts on Ferdie’s Desk
- Is Trump Above the Law? November 8, 2018
- Halloween In The French Quarters November 1, 2018
- Is She Shapely? September 30, 2018
- Rihanna Pretty Legs September 25, 2018
- Maria Bello September 5, 2018
- Switch Party May 23, 2018
- Good God!! April 24, 2018
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Me Want Me Some!
I want me some of this. Dear God, please send this girl to my house. It would make me very happy if you send her to me. ALSO, I AM IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL IN THE BELOW VIDEO. She has beautiful eyes in my opinion. I will google her name because presently I do […]
Let Us Win Back The House
Hell No! We won’t go!! Vote on Nov. 6!! Brett Kavanaugh and Donald Trump want to bring us back to 1775. Hell No!!! Let us say “Hell No” to the hate. Gumbo and potato salad to go. I WANT SOME BOILED CRABS! Do you ever at times get a hankering for a certain food, and […]
Wanna’ See “Crazy”?
I WANT SOME BOILED CRABS! Do you ever at times get a hankering for a certain food, and cannot get over the urge until you get your hands on what you want? This picture of Brad Pitt below makes me laugh because it reminds me of me and how I feel and what I think […]
Not Morgan Freeman too?
Oh, #MyGoodness! Is Morgan Freeman also among the accused now? Has a man “just talking” become a crime and a sin now? #WOE to men! REPORTED TODAY: “Several witnesses on CNN said that Morgan Freeman frequently made comments about the bodies of women working on set, at his production company, or even female reporters. Four […]
I Am the Second Coming
There are prophecies in the Holy Scriptures that prophesy that I am THE SECOND COMING. In the next few days, I will elucidate, enumerate and elaborate on the prophecies about me. Come on, man!! Have you not read in the Scriptures about the sounding of THE LAST TRUMPET? Have you not heard of the RAPTURE? […]
My Self Portrait
I just thought of the idea of having a self portrait done in order to cement my spot in posterity. Plus, it is important for me to complete “my story” for history. I want to work on smoothing out the rough edges, and laying on the finish coat of the product. Speaking of legacy, my […]
Diajelle and National Honor Society
My oldest granddaughter Diajelle’s grandmother MiMi (my ex-wife) asked me to print this certificate out to give to her mother (my ex-mother-in-law). Diajelle (who makes 17 this weekend) was selected as a member of the National Honor Society. She is also very thoughtful and kind to her grandfather, me. Here is Diajelle going to her […]
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Covfefe
Covfefe?? I write this to Bob Kuhn, the host of the Comedy Hour at the NEUTRAL GROUND Coffee House in New Orleans: LOL… you are too funny, Bob. I am coming tonight with some jokes for you and the crowd. … Continue reading
Today’s Meal-Replacement Shake
I sent the below note to my brother because I had planned to drink my meal-replacement shake for lunch today. However, some no-account handlers did not show up for an appointment at noon. So, I got mad at the world … Continue reading
Ugly Murder in New Orleans
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I cannot remember the last time I was in the lower 9th Ward of New Orleans. I always thought that they were a different species than myself living there. I used to fear having a flat … Continue reading
My 2015 Mardi Gras
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Every Mardi Gras, I attend certain functions, parades or balls at which I get excited and truly feel the Mardi Gras Spirit. It is like a natural high. This year, I plan to write about my … Continue reading
Louisiana Festival
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — On yesterday, 4 of my granddaughters (true cajun-dining experts already), myself and their moms enjoyed the Louisiana Seafood Festival. We ate bbq shrimp, stuffed oysters, alligator, shrimp/grits, charbroiled oysters, and more. My son in-law and 2 … Continue reading
Festival Season in New Orleans
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Festival season has broken out all over New Orleans. On Friday and Saturday there was flooding and such ugly weather that it felt like a hurricane was hitting the region. Then, on Sunday, I woke up … Continue reading
Me Big Chief; Me Got’em Tribe!
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — My War Council (my daughters) and I had a Ferdie Werdie#PowWow recently from which we drew up the following NEW NATION PROCLAMATION: Me Big Chief. I got’em tribe. Got my girls right by my side. I’m gonna’ … Continue reading
