Only in New Orleans! I did not know if Morgus the Magnificent is still alive or not. I was a kid when his show premiered in New Orleans. The actor must be a million years old now. I did not know who he was (neither did his own children) b/c he only revealed himself 50 years after the premiere. I thought that he was a local TV newscaster; but he was a local DJ on WWL-AM radio. Anyway, Morgus found the COVID-19 cure. It is 100% crawfish boil. Hahaha… Well, I am safe b/c 99% of my blood is pure crawfish boil.

Also… LATE BREAKING:
The Marguso crack research team has just revealed that the New Orleans genius scientist Morgus The Magnificent’s top experimental guinea pig Chopsley is actually Donald Trump. After years of experimentation Morgus got it almost right but needed a few more minor adjustments. Surprisingly Chopsley (Donald Trump) was able to fool most uneducated voters and become president of the United States 🇺🇸

My #ex-wife picked me up again this morning to shop on Claiborne Ave. They have been cooking seafood often by my daughter. Lil’ Red occasionally calls me to see if I want to get something at the seafood place too when she goes. They are cooking shrimp stew today by my daughter’s house; the grandkids love it. I bought a medium shrimp po’ boy (yes, that is the medium) and a shrimp and broccoli plate for my lonely house. Last time, the gumbo was too peppery for me. I used to eat often by the grandkids; but my daughter, Kiana, is mad with me now. I guess I spoiled her too much as a child. I am banned and exiled from her house. So, I eat okay at my own house… not the same though.

Women often say about me, “He’s-a no do the right thing. He’s-a some lousy rat-fink basset.”
Question: What would I prefer? A teenie weenie bit of romance with a pocket full of money; or hot romance and my money flying out of my pockets. My answer: (see at Twitter)…