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Drafts on Ferdie’s Desk
- Switch Party May 23, 2018
- Good God!! April 24, 2018
- Draft of Self Portrait March 21, 2018
- Pork Loins Plate #2 March 4, 2018
- Look Gift Horse In Mouth February 24, 2018
- Carolina’s Last Playoff Drive January 9, 2018
- Drive Them Crazy! November 14, 2017
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Not Morgan Freeman too?
Oh, #MyGoodness! Is Morgan Freeman also among the accused now? Has a man “just talking” become a crime and a sin now? #WOE to men! REPORTED TODAY: “Several witnesses on CNN said that Morgan Freeman frequently made comments about the bodies of women working on set, at his production company, or even female reporters. Four […]
I Am the Second Coming
There are prophecies in the Holy Scriptures that prophesy that I am THE SECOND COMING. In the next few days, I will elucidate, enumerate and elaborate on the prophecies about me. Come on, man!! Have you not read in the Scriptures about the sounding of THE LAST TRUMPET? Have you not heard of the RAPTURE? […]
My Self Portrait
I just thought of the idea of having a self portrait done in order to cement my spot in posterity. Plus, it is important for me to complete “my story” for history. I want to work on smoothing out the rough edges, and laying on the finish coat of the product. Speaking of legacy, my […]
Diajelle and National Honor Society
My oldest granddaughter Diajelle’s grandmother MiMi (my ex-wife) asked me to print this certificate out to give to her mother (my ex-mother-in-law). Diajelle (who makes 17 this weekend) was selected as a member of the National Honor Society. She is also very thoughtful and kind to her grandfather, me. Here is Diajelle going to her […]
What We Ate
We #ate well last night.
PAPA JOHNS
It was time for the NFL to get rid of PAPA JOHNS and its politics. I wonder if Mr. John thought that all of his customers hold the same 1800’s, antiquated political values that he holds. He needed to shut up, and simply make pizzas. Check out @NFLWrld’s Tweet: NFL players are excited for Pizza […]
King Ferdinand and The Neutral Ground
I love what the Neutral Ground cafe writes about me before each of my performances. I enjoy singing my love songs to the fine ladies in the audience. However, I pamper myself by throwing in my favorite jokes between the romance. FUN!!! One day I will sit down and describe what a pleasure it is […]
Hear God
What I’m Tweeting
- Anything new? chipchick.com/2018/05/caseya… 1 hour ago
- Curtain call for Dori, Lil' Potato, Halfa' Pint: youtu.be/s4rhFYR4PcE?a via @YouTube 22 hours ago
- My video. youtube.com/attribution_li… 23 hours ago
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- My Bollywood picture. en.nametests.com/test/result/fe… 4 days ago
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Switch Party
Switch #political #party. Continue reading
Look Gift Horse In Mouth
My brother, Carl Delery, asked me several questions recently which I have been trying to answer here. They are fine questions. I also have recently been studying the old adage DO NOT LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH! Through … Continue reading
Adrian Peterson: A Cardinal
I am so happy that future Hall of Fame running back Adrian Peterson is now an Arizona Cardinal. In fact, he is already listed as #1 on the Cardinals depth chart. Geaux Arizona Cardinals. Where is “Old Blue Eyes” … Continue reading
Take A Knee
Is Donald Trump a doggone Nazi? I have not been able to watch cable news ever since last week. After Trump’s inglorious news conference, my head exploded at his traitorous words in defense of Nazis, alt-Right, etc. Since then, I … Continue reading
Covfefe
Covfefe?? I write this to Bob Kuhn, the host of the Comedy Hour at the NEUTRAL GROUND Coffee House in New Orleans: LOL… you are too funny, Bob. I am coming tonight with some jokes for you and the crowd. … Continue reading
Lady in a Bikini
I am looking for a lady in a bikini. Many songs are about how dreams come true. On the last page of Ch 1 of my book #IHAVEaDREAM at https://t.co/g6MwxOIdVE I describe my #fav #function. It includes a lady in … Continue reading
No Vote For Trump
In the presidential election cycle, I was actually weighing the option of possibly voting for Donald Trump for president until he refused to reveal his tax returns. That was a deal breaker for me. He wants to spend every other … Continue reading
