Ferdie (Dec. 10) — Here below I enter my recent scrolls which I will publish soon to my Delery Gazette, then in my book. I will edit these scrolls here. What I post here is unedited. I edit it here to post to the DELERY GAZETTE, and eventually to my upcoming book. Let me know if you have questions.
In the meantime...
I could never figure out exactly why I enjoy watching Olympic and national summer sports on television. CLICK the video below TO SEE WHAT A COACH tried to force me to do in college. One time when I was a student at the U. of New Orleans, I inadvertently slipped in and went swimming in the school’s Olympic size pool while the ladies’ swimming team was practicing. Who knew? I followed some ladies up the ladder to the high diving board. The coach blocked the bottom of the ladder, and hollered at me. “Now dive, smarty pants,” she hollered nastily. IT IS REALLY HIGH UP THERE! I think I started crying, and she finally let me come back down the ladder.
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Ooops! Meanwhile, I meant to say two words about her (in yellow swimsuit) from the rabbit hole which I went down searching for material for my new book and other stuff.
FERDIE’S DESK (May 6, 2022) — I am not sure how many words that I meant to say. I would like to add some syrup or honey to this scenario also. I thank you, God, because she is wonderfully made. Awesome are your works! Please have her ring on my doorbell right now. Amen!
So, here are Some recent scrolls from my CAPTAIN’S LOG:
24April 2021, Sat. 1053 hrs. >>I have not egressed the house yet. I was supposed to go somewhere. I found something in the fridge and ate it. I want to relax now and watch some TV.
25April2021, Sun. 0426 hrs. >>getting ready to pull out (leave). Meanwhile, I ran across this picture from Ash Wednesday. Dust to dust!
26April2021, Mon. 0439 hs. >>back pain. Looking for movie. Ate some Cole slaw.
1212 hrs. >>Went to the car to get charger in suitcase. I am recently back home from somewhere we traveled. While I was outside, the guy cutting the grass across the street waved; and he cut my grass… $25. 1530 hrs. >>I called brother-in-law, Dodo, who asked me about his book. He did not answer. I left a message. UPDATE: Dodo’s book is now published. I ordered it from Amazon two days ago. It is entitled The Doctrine of Jesus by Duvaldo Etubel. >>>Does my car have a GPS that could talk to me?
1805 hrs. >>Full Pink Super Moon tonight.
27April2021, Tues. 0049 hrs. >>Headache. Will take medicine. One-third of the way to my next birthday. >>I am trying to figure out what I wanted to write on the ninja pute/pewt where I write and save my Captain’s Log. Note: I now forgot which computer is my ninja pute/pewt. I will figure it out. 1005 hrs. >>The Fema meal lady texted me at 0909 hrs. Now, I want to turn the TV on to find a good movie. On the ninja pute I wrote a slight intro to the post that I dropped this morning. I was trying to add a picture, but it would not crop. I took it and cropped it on my device and then uploaded it. Voila!
My brother asked me a question about me being a lightweight when it comes to martinis:
Carl also wants to know why I post on social media so often about my ex-wife: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10214045705109844&id=1028059611
28April2021, Wed. 0617 hrs. >>Got started on the book. Needing to go to the store. 1143 hrs. >>I am back. I ate too much sugar with my meal. I mixed some vinegar with water and gargled, then drank a couple slugs of the mix. Miracle of miracles! I also took two butl which of course helped. I will take a couple of more slugs, but I am feeling much better now since I pulled the car in the yard. Moving around like that must have been a big help too. I keep taking deep breaths of oxygen to get oxygen all deep inside of my insides.
2204 hrs I fell asleep and missed the beginning of the PELS game. I feel good and rested, however.
0551 >>time to check the fridge to see what I can have for breakfast. 1124 hrs.>>I have been busy. A good breakfast which I kinda” just pieced together. I got full, and brought the meat outside for the cat. I keep frozen nuggets in my freezer which I take out to microwave. However, I was full on the end.
To continue on with the last post, I got full and brought the meat outside for the cat. >>>I might have to find out why I am getting so many hits from Germany.
1900 >>I have the NFL draft on. No one is on the clock yet. Of course, everyone knows that JACKSONVILLE will draft Trevor Lawrence.
0337 hrs. >>I will most likely do grits for breakfast. 0756 hrs. >>Now I am waiting on food delivery.
0401 hrs. >>My ex-wife recently told me that I need to “man-up” and stop playing on Facebook so much. She said that I act like a teenie bopper writing all kinds of dumb stuff on Facebook. So, to solve that issue I figured that I will spend more time writing online in my Delery Gazette newsletter. Stuff about her. I was about to say stuff about her, but I want to live a little while longer. I do not want to tee her off and have her kill me. So, `
1106 hrs. >>I have issues that I wish that I could talk to somebody about. Instead, I took some medicine which put me to sleep. I had people liking my posts, but now since I have been injecting the scrolls into the post noone is liking them. 2330 hrs. >>I did grits and yang. Now, TV.
0438 hrs. >>Get newspaper. After effects are still bubbling around in my mind from Saturday. Too ugly! This has me wondering what to do about getting to Tennessee. Oh, this decision is kinda’ hard.
1540 hrs. Writing to Carl. Re-post: my brother Carl said that when it comes to social media he is only on Facebook. I replied to him:
0337 hrs. >>I have to watch what I say too certain people. They will take it and use it against you.
1426 hrs. >>pulled chk and mt. Balls. Lonzo Ball was weak last night. When you see that someone is stinking up the place you are supposed to pull them out. I do not understand keeping a stinker in there to lose the game for everyone else.
0619 hrs. >>Today the pumk who runs Facebook will decide on whether to reinstate Donald Jupiter Trump to social media. 1400 hrs. >>Trump is suspended for 6 more months.
1250 hrs. >>The Pelicans meet the 76ers on Friday in Philly. If you use it you get it.
0135 >>It is Mothers’ Day. I want to start the day off with a movie. I had a nice time at Mothers’ Day with my daughter, wife and son-in-law. Then, came home to watch TV.
0715 hrs. >>I want to find a little something to watch on TV. I do not want to watch TV all morning, but I need a little bit right now to relax. I am full b/c I ate a snack in the middle of the night. I fell back asleep, but that full feeling is still with me. I might do some coffee in the meantime. Terrible weather passed through overnight.
1059 hrs. This area is under a flood warning until noon. The rain had stopped, but it is picking back up again. So, after I fix some coffee, I will get back to TV. 1513 hrs. >>fired up off of coffee. I need to find a movie to relax for a minute. 1827 hrs. >>Now, waiting on the PELS who play for 1900 hrs. I ate yang and crm.of.chck.
0205 hrs. >>scoured twitter for a minute. Now, I am tired… bored. 0723 hrs. >>I fell asleep for a few hours. My dream was that Ferrel and I went to the store to get some scotch brite and 240 grit sandpaper. Lil’ Wayne went to the store to get supplies for work on ka battle station for an upcoming battle. Byan was helping to nail up slats as protection. I could not drive a 2 penny nail to completion to save my life.
0345 hrs. >>fighting the war. Was close to fixing something to eat. >>The 1976 King Kong with Jessica Lange is on. 0602 hrs. >>beef and peas. 1143 hrs. >>The SAIINTS opening day schedule was announced this morning. It is GRREN BAY vs. the SAINTS on Sept. 9.
138 hrs. >>washing some undies. 2332 hrs, >>pulling thumb drive out for a minute.
1125 hrs. >>I am thinking about breakfast or possibly lunch. Meanwhile, I am in what I call my Twilight Zone.
0343 hrs. >>My Twilight Zone is the zone that I enter into after I repeatedly scroll through all the channels and find nothing to watch and am not quite in the mood to read a book, >>I want my name to be Jojo, but I do not want to seem to be copying off of Jojo Rabbit. Jojo Zone.
1222 hrs. >>I am in the Jojo Zone, and am worried about some stuff.
0620 hrs. >>I am about to make my pick for the Preakness. It is at 1750 hrs. on NBC. 0829 hrs. >>Drinking coffee, and ruminating. 1034 hrs. >>Worked on clippers and cut back of hair. I want to buy a manual clipper. 1303 hrs. >>I am slipping into the Bohn Zone.
0340 hrs. >>The PELS end their season at home vs. the LAKERS. If the PELS beat the LAKERS, LA will be in the PLAY IN scenario. 1203 hrs. >>I am in the Bone Zone.
1402 hrs. >>The Bone Zone is alive and well. >>>Card people for their age, like at a bar. So, why not card people to see if they have had their vaccine shot.
0500 hrs. >>This morning, watch a brief bit of TV and drink my coffee. Last night the LAKERS and PELS fell just where I wanted them to. The PELS fel right outside of the PLAY IN cluster fork at seed #11. The LAKERS are at the top of the PLAY IN at #7, and play GOLDEN STATE on Tuesday or
Wednesday. 0549 hrs. >>the Drop Zone. Black Void, Sunken Place.
1239 hrs. >>What is the latst? I have been strlling through Twitter, but nothing much yet. Mostly talking about the change of the mask requirement. On FOXNEWS, they are talking about the problems that American ranchers are having with injured and desperate immigrants they are finding on their ranches. My thought is that these rich, white ranchers have thousands of acres of land and millions of dollars. One rancher gave the immigrant some bread and water and drove him to the highway.
1404 hrs. >>The rich, white rancher gave the injured immigrant a loaf of bread and some water and drove him to leave on the side of the highway… for the wolves and wild animals to devour, I guess. Look, it is not the rancher’s place to save the immigrant, but put in the corre ct juxtaposition the ranchers left him alone on the hghway to possibly be eaten by wolves or wid animals to devour. GOD ALMIGHTY.
0749 hrs. >>I am slipping into the Sunken Place. Maybe, I can grab something quickly to pull myself up. 2332 hrs. >>Boston moves on and is #7 seed.
0957 hrs. >>King Kong is on again this morning. >>I am slipping into the Sunken Place. 1138 hrs. >>Read. Ed Screin plays Richard “Dick” Best in MIDWAY. 1448 hrs. >>I am doing MIDWAY. >>I had to move my car further in the yard b/c there are some contractors next door putting up some gutters.
0605 hrs. >>Pull car out. 0757 hrs. >>Fritter and donuts.
1508 hrs. >>Still hungry; might open another dinner.
2123 hrs. >>watching the SUNS. The SUNKEN PLACE. The Quiet Place.
1103 hrs. >>ate del. Dinner. Now, some TV to relax.
0326 hrs. >>The sunken place. What to do about Gatlinburg? The Silent Zone.
1500 >>By the sweat of thou brow. I will look up the passage.
0609 hrs. >>Back home after the Memorial Day weekend. Nice… ???? >>The Belmont Stakes is coming up this Saturday at 645pm Etime.
0135 hrs. >>movie. 1524 hrs. >>outside for crispy treats. 1725 hrs. >>ate.
0518 hrs. >>Might get dressed for yard work. 0752 hs. >>back from sto.
0011 hrs. >>Sour stomach is clearing up. 0120 hrs. >>No it is not. >>I am in my Shiite Zone.
0811hr >>I am afraid to eat anything this morning. My stomach was so messed up last night.
2011 hrs. >>I hope to not get sick tonight. 2238 hrs. >>I am dropping into the Sunken Place.
0602 hrs. >>I am in the Shiite Zone. @230p channel 8, Clip(4) v. Dal(5). 1125 hrs. >>Cloud 9. Basketball; about to look for lunch. Happiness is remembering that I have a pound of luncheon meat and a pack of bacon.
1616 hrs. >>I will DVR 60 Minutes and #STORYofLateNight.
1422 hrs. >>F*** ’em if they can’t take a joke. Or, If they can’t take a joke, then f*** ’em.
1054 hrs. >>I need to watch a movie. 1323 hrs. >>watching MY BABYS DADDY. Then, LET’S MAKE A DEAL. 1723 hts. Liver cheese. 2020 hrs. >>ATL @ Philly.
1219 hrs. >>Sunken Place. 1629 hrs. >>SHALLOW HAL. 1830 hrs. >>Q and Ron Watkins.
0323 hrs. >>See morning without TV. 1224 hrs. >>President Biden is coming on at 1230 hrs. He is speaking from England. He is speaking about vaccines right now. >>liver chz, lnch me, hot sausg.
1650 hrs. >>CNN. The man who slapped the French president was sentenced to 4 months in jail with a 14-month suspended sentence. Yng-yng and prk and bns. 2353 hrs. >>Jimmy fallon suck! His announcer keeps interrupting his monologues and “bits” which tees me off. The announcers jokes are corny and pathetic; and Fallon cannot make it through a “bit” with the announcer ruining it.
0309 hs. >>She-ite Zone. 0549 hrs. >>getting ready to make br3akfast. I lost the bacon. 0827 hrs. >>hot sausage, farina. 1829 hs. >>I am hungry, and will son eat. 2046 rs. >>hot sau, liver cheeze, del diinners.
1121 hrs. >>what to eat? 1648 hrs. >>Still have not eaten.
1444 hrs. >>milw vs.brooklyn. Now, series is tied 2-2. 1756 hrs. >>I went to the den o take a look at the roof.
0148 hrs. >>Netanyahu is out. A new government has been formed. Naftali Bennett was voted in as the new Prime Minister of Israel on June 13, 2021, Sunday. 0602 hrs. >>I ate 2 packs of yanyang. 0743 hrs. >>swished. Need to clean carburetor. 1022 hrs. >>I have t find my Kindle. 1705 >>About to raid the icebox. 2234 hrs. >>NOT!!! I fell asleep. Stephen Colbert is back in the studio.
0027 hs. >>meat balls and red beans. 0514 hrs. >>Woke up, and wanting some TV. >>Need to get out today to buy some envelops. 0921 hrs. >>meat balls, chicken, greens. >>I plugged the Kindle in at 1051 hrs. 1411 hrs. >>soak. 1755 hrs. >>news. Green bag has teefs.
0438 hrs. >>take a shower. >>Women weaken legs. When I am in training I have to be careful of women weakening my legs.
1017 hrs. >>move lwnmower into shade.
0756 >>cashews. 1210 hrs. >>discouragement. 1614 hrs, news. Juneteenth passed as a new holiday. Waiting on game to start.
0423 hrs. >>looking for a movie. 0926 hrs. >>waiting on food delivery. Enjoying a movie. 1333 hrs. te food sat out there 1014 am to 1315pm. 1636 hrs. >>this is Friday, and there is no Trevor Noah on TV, There is Trevor on TV, in reruns. 2122 hrs, >>Philly win to tie series at 3-3. >>repair zone. Might watch a bit of Trevor.
0419 hrs. >>How can man die better than for the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his gods. 1410 hrs. >>I was looking on TV for LET’S MAKE A DEAL forgetting that today is Saturday. 2141 hrs. >>5 mins. left for either NETS or BUCKS season. I changed the channel at the start of overtime. I could not sit through that torture.
1230 hrs. >>No Happy Father’s Day wishes from my daughters. >>UPDATE: Tiopol texted at 1459, Dee texted at 1506.
0133 hrs. >>looking to eat something. >>>Ate ham. 0726 hrs. >>I am interested in donuts this morning. 1512 hrs. >>I bought 4 apple fritter donuts.
0708 hrs. >>Looking at maybe a liver cheese sandwich. 0844 hrs. beans and hot sausage. 1243 hrs >>watch some tv.
0059 hrs. >>ate some trail mix. 0109 hrs. >>orange slices. 0327 hrs. >>thinking on a sandwich. 0702 hrs. >>liver cheeze. 1142 hrs. >>storm brewing outside. Cannot cut grass. 1637 hrs. >>still watching tv. 2127 hrs. >>Milw vs. Hawks. Sherbert.
0433 hrs. >>Finding your roots.
NOTE: I mostly wrote about my meals on this entry. I plan to do better in future posts, but during the pandemic that is mostly what I did along with TV. 0422 hrs. >>working on smothering some pork chops. At 0608 hrs. I ate pork chops and eggs. 1135 hrs. >>ate chicken and sweet potatoes at 1105 hrs. 1802 hrs. >>I ate some trail mix. >>>The Chauvin verdict is 22.5 years.