Ferdie Werdie @Tev >>I have searched and found circumstantial evidence that I am descended from Jean Lafitte. Carl disputes this; but Jean Lafitte and his pirates w/Andrew Jackson stopped the Brits cold in their tracks and saved America. It’s in my DNA; red-white-and-blue course thru my veins. Obama is today’s Andrew Jackson (stopping the haters dead in their tracks). @Mona >>I see that you, me and Gailstand tall w/Obama.
Ferdie Werdie@Tev >>Obama is tuffer and more lethal than Old Hickory; he has SEAL TEAM SIX in his hip pocket. Need I remind you? Plus, he has me (the reincarnation of Jean Lafitte). I have DNA dripping in the grass at the Chalmette Battlefield where the Brits were sent running back defeated across the ocean in the Battle of New Orleans. The Chalmette Battlefield is a National Historic Site which drips with my DNA. ME, GAIL, MONA!! We have Barrack “OLD HICKORY” Hussein’s back!! This is America’s last stand against the haters. This is the new BATTLE of NEW ORLEANS!! Hey, Barrack, call in SEAL TEAM SIX if you need to!!!
Drafts on Ferdie’s Desk
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I just thought of the idea of having a self portrait done in order to cement my spot in posterity. Plus, it is important for me to complete “my story” for history. I want to work on smoothing out the rough edges, and laying on the finish coat of the product. Speaking of legacy, my […]
My oldest granddaughter Diajelle’s grandmother MiMi (my ex-wife) asked me to print this certificate out to give to her mother (my ex-mother-in-law). Diajelle (who makes 17 this weekend) was selected as a member of the National Honor Society. She is also very thoughtful and kind to her grandfather, me. Here is Diajelle going to her […]
We #ate well last night.
It was time for the NFL to get rid of PAPA JOHNS and its politics. I wonder if Mr. John thought that all of his customers hold the same 1800’s, antiquated political values that he holds. He needed to shut up, and simply make pizzas. Check out @NFLWrld’s Tweet: NFL players are excited for Pizza […]
I love what the Neutral Ground cafe writes about me before each of my performances. I enjoy singing my love songs to the fine ladies in the audience. However, I pamper myself by throwing in my favorite jokes between the romance. FUN!!! One day I will sit down and describe what a pleasure it is […]
Should we all learn to be #biggerThanThat?
NEW ORLEANS — Do you want to see my Golden Jubilee Diploma? WHOOP! There it is! NOTE: My latest writings are found at my drafts on my desk until I add them to the Gazette. My fellow classmates and alumni at the Jesuit High School award ceremony were all just as happy as I am. […]
- I am knee deep into writing #myStory for history. I want to notch a spot in reference to my #legacy… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 4 hours ago
- My granddaughter, Diajelle, was selected as a member of the #NationalHonorSociety. I wrote a brief article about he… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 3 days ago
- My #granddaughter, #Diajelle, was selected as a menber of the NationalHonorSociety. delerygazette.org/2018/03/17/dia… https://t.co/sx8Gdyr8cD 3 days ago
- fb.me/7og1reSeQ 1 week ago
- What We Ate delerygazette.org/2018/03/10/wha… https://t.co/W7ZpYZ6Chi 1 week ago
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