Ferdie Werdie @Tev >>I have searched and found circumstantial evidence that I am descended from Jean Lafitte. Carl disputes this; but Jean Lafitte and his pirates w/Andrew Jackson stopped the Brits cold in their tracks and saved America. It’s in my DNA; red-white-and-blue course thru my veins. Obama is today’s Andrew Jackson (stopping the haters dead in their tracks). @Mona >>I see that you, me and Gailstand tall w/Obama.
Ferdie Werdie@Tev >>Obama is tuffer and more lethal than Old Hickory; he has SEAL TEAM SIX in his hip pocket. Need I remind you? Plus, he has me (the reincarnation of Jean Lafitte). I have DNA dripping in the grass at the Chalmette Battlefield where the Brits were sent running back defeated across the ocean in the Battle of New Orleans. The Chalmette Battlefield is a National Historic Site which drips with my DNA. ME, GAIL, MONA!! We have Barrack “OLD HICKORY” Hussein’s back!! This is America’s last stand against the haters. This is the new BATTLE of NEW ORLEANS!! Hey, Barrack, call in SEAL TEAM SIX if you need to!!!
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I posted too many pictures of my “meals” the last few days… more or less as an “inside joke.” With this being Thanksgiving week, maybe I won’t take ANY more pictures 🙂. By the way, about my current diet, my doctor wants to bring my cholesterol numbers down a few pegs with medicine, exercise and […]
I want me some of this girl pictured below. A picture so nice that I posted it twice (here too: Please God!). Dear God, please send this girl to my house. It would make me very happy if you send her to me. ALSO, I AM IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL IN THE BELOW VIDEO. […]
Hell No! We won’t go!! Vote on Nov. 6!! Brett Kavanaugh and Donald Trump want to bring us back to 1775. Hell No!!! Let us say “Hell No” to the hate. Gumbo and potato salad to go. I WANT SOME BOILED CRABS! Do you ever at times get a hankering for a certain food, and […]
I WANT SOME BOILED CRABS! Do you ever at times get a hankering for a certain food, and cannot get over the urge until you get your hands on what you want? This picture of Brad Pitt below makes me laugh because it reminds me of me and how I feel and what I think […]
Oh, #MyGoodness! Is Morgan Freeman also among the accused now? Has a man “just talking” become a crime and a sin now? #WOE to men! REPORTED TODAY: “Several witnesses on CNN said that Morgan Freeman frequently made comments about the bodies of women working on set, at his production company, or even female reporters. Four […]
There are prophecies in the Holy Scriptures that prophesy that I am THE SECOND COMING. In the next few days, I will elucidate, enumerate and elaborate on the prophecies about me. Come on, man!! Have you not read in the Scriptures about the sounding of THE LAST TRUMPET? Have you not heard of the RAPTURE? […]
I just thought of the idea of having a self portrait done in order to cement my spot in posterity. Plus, it is important for me to complete “my story” for history. I want to work on smoothing out the rough edges, and laying on the finish coat of the product. Speaking of legacy, my […]
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