Ferdie Werdie @Tev >>I have searched and found circumstantial evidence that I am descended from Jean Lafitte. Carl disputes this; but Jean Lafitte and his pirates w/Andrew Jackson stopped the Brits cold in their tracks and saved America. It’s in my DNA; red-white-and-blue course thru my veins. Obama is today’s Andrew Jackson (stopping the haters dead in their tracks). @Mona >>I see that you, me and Gailstand tall w/Obama.
Ferdie Werdie@Tev >>Obama is tuffer and more lethal than Old Hickory; he has SEAL TEAM SIX in his hip pocket. Need I remind you? Plus, he has me (the reincarnation of Jean Lafitte). I have DNA dripping in the grass at the Chalmette Battlefield where the Brits were sent running back defeated across the ocean in the Battle of New Orleans. The Chalmette Battlefield is a National Historic Site which drips with my DNA. ME, GAIL, MONA!! We have Barrack “OLD HICKORY” Hussein’s back!! This is America’s last stand against the haters. This is the new BATTLE of NEW ORLEANS!! Hey, Barrack, call in SEAL TEAM SIX if you need to!!!
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This picture of Brad Pitt below makes me laugh because it reminds me of me and how I feel and what I think about how I am treated by some unnamed individuals. There are people who treat me below the dignity with which I feel that they should. I keep telling these people, in my […]
Oh, #MyGoodness! Is Morgan Freeman also among the accused now? Has a man “just talking” become a crime and a sin now? #WOE to men! REPORTED TODAY: “Several witnesses on CNN said that Morgan Freeman frequently made comments about the bodies of women working on set, at his production company, or even female reporters. Four […]
There are prophecies in the Holy Scriptures that prophesy that I am THE SECOND COMING. In the next few days, I will elucidate, enumerate and elaborate on the prophecies about me. Come on, man!! Have you not read in the Scriptures about the sounding of THE LAST TRUMPET? Have you not heard of the RAPTURE? […]
I just thought of the idea of having a self portrait done in order to cement my spot in posterity. Plus, it is important for me to complete “my story” for history. I want to work on smoothing out the rough edges, and laying on the finish coat of the product. Speaking of legacy, my […]
My oldest granddaughter Diajelle’s grandmother MiMi (my ex-wife) asked me to print this certificate out to give to her mother (my ex-mother-in-law). Diajelle (who makes 17 this weekend) was selected as a member of the National Honor Society. She is also very thoughtful and kind to her grandfather, me. Here is Diajelle going to her […]
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It was time for the NFL to get rid of PAPA JOHNS and its politics. I wonder if Mr. John thought that all of his customers hold the same 1800’s, antiquated political values that he holds. He needed to shut up, and simply make pizzas. Check out @NFLWrld’s Tweet: NFL players are excited for Pizza […]
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