Ferdie Werdie @Tev >>I have searched and found circumstantial evidence that I am descended from Jean Lafitte. Carl disputes this; but Jean Lafitte and his pirates w/Andrew Jackson stopped the Brits cold in their tracks and saved America. It’s in my DNA; red-white-and-blue course thru my veins. Obama is today’s Andrew Jackson (stopping the haters dead in their tracks). @Mona >>I see that you, me and Gailstand tall w/Obama.
Ferdie Werdie@Tev >>Obama is tuffer and more lethal than Old Hickory; he has SEAL TEAM SIX in his hip pocket. Need I remind you? Plus, he has me (the reincarnation of Jean Lafitte). I have DNA dripping in the grass at the Chalmette Battlefield where the Brits were sent running back defeated across the ocean in the Battle of New Orleans. The Chalmette Battlefield is a National Historic Site which drips with my DNA. ME, GAIL, MONA!! We have Barrack “OLD HICKORY” Hussein’s back!! This is America’s last stand against the haters. This is the new BATTLE of NEW ORLEANS!! Hey, Barrack, call in SEAL TEAM SIX if you need to!!!
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TERROR NIGHTS is based on my books TERROR SCROLLS and I HAVE A DREAM found at http://www.fdelery.com. Hopefully, Part II will define some of the keys of the Scrolls that the scholars are divining. The star of the book, Joe, may just be a homicidal maniac. Here is a picture from the past in my […]
The “hit” is in on regarding not watching your fake Super Bowl. The NFL must pay. Hey, commissioner Roger Goodell, you committed an injustice against the SAINTS. You treat the Big Easy with utter disrespect. Yes!! I have been hearing stuff in the wind about New Orleans powers beginning to lay heavy #voodoo pain on […]
This week saw Donald Trump reach down to lower levels of pettiness.
Oh, happy day! The Clemson Tigers defeated the Alabama Tide last night. I am so happy that ‘Bama lost I feel like I can jump up and dance as well as the lovely, fine girl in the video below. Yippee! Check out @yee7n’s Tweet: maybe if #Clemson stanned clc pic.twitter.com/AhIBSvRk5B — ice ♡ (@yee7n) January […]
I posted too many pictures of my “meals” the last few days… more or less as an “inside joke.” With this being Thanksgiving week, maybe I won’t take ANY more pictures 🙂. By the way, about my current diet, my doctor wants to bring my cholesterol numbers down a few pegs with medicine, exercise and […]
I want me some of this girl pictured below. A picture so nice that I posted it twice (here too: Please God!). Dear God, please send this girl to my house. It would make me very happy if you send her to me. ALSO, I AM IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL IN THE BELOW VIDEO. […]
Hell No! We won’t go!! Vote on Nov. 6!! Brett Kavanaugh and Donald Trump want to bring us back to 1775. Hell No!!! Let us say “Hell No” to the hate. Gumbo and potato salad to go. I WANT SOME BOILED CRABS! Do you ever at times get a hankering for a certain food, and […]
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