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Sitting Wolf
My Indian name is Sitting Wolf. I have little or no Indian blood in me, but I had some French-Cajun ancestors who fought with Sitting Bull at the Battle of the Little Bighorn. They wore their Mardi Gras Indian costumes and blended in with the Native Indians. My ancestors were angry about how the Yankees […]
Best New Orleans PoBoy
The seditious acts by the Republican Senators today is the work of a priviledged class of irresponsible despots, authorized tyrants and bloodsuckers who fasten upon the flesh of oppressed blacks and draw political power and consequence from the gall of their penultimate legalistic jiglisms and crimes. They say, “This Authentic New Orleans Shrimp Po’ Boy […]
The First Chicken
So, two birds that weren’t really chickens created and hatched a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken. Research by the Chinese has confirmed one of Darwin’s chief arguments about the chicken: It descended from the red jungle fowl aka the Gallus gallus spadiceus. QUESTION: What did the chicken ask […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, ruler of the Mountains of Zion in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December 19XX – present) is the 10th […]
Two Heads And Charlize
I recently said that I was going to explain “Two Heads Are Better Than One” which I said about the video below. If I had Charlize Theron living with me, I would get further along with my life and with things that need to be done. Charlize came to mind when I was trying to figure out how to explain my statement.
Watch “My Movie” on YouTube
Happy Mardi Gras! Here is a clip that I made at Delery Studio. I hope that you enjoy! The movie (below the clip) is having troubles right now, and will not open. Sorry! I am working on it. Meanwhile, enjoy the clip that I posted for now. This is the movie (below) that I […]
The Delery Gazette
See the index on the right for the list of my articles; or for smaller screens like cell phones or smaller platforms find the index (or the “Full Site” link) at the very bottom or on Page 2. I will praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Marvelous are your works; And that […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
Tag Archives: Barack Obama
Is Trump Above the Law?
Nobody Is Above the Law — Mueller Protection Rapid Response | MoveOn.org I linked the below article here because I am studying whether Donald Trump can fire the special prosecutor who is investigating him, himself and his crimes. Come on, … Continue reading →
Powerball Blew Up On Twitter
I got onto Twitter only briefly after the Powerball drawing last night. I signed in to see the winning numbers and if anyone had won. WOW!!! An avalanche of tweets were beginning to pour in. I only got in long … Continue reading →
Korea says Obama is a Monkey
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I was too surprised to see on CNN News on Tuesday night quotes from N. Korea calling President Barack Obama a monkey, and S. Korea’s President Park Geun-hye a whore and a prostitute. I do not … Continue reading →
Tiffany Coyne Returns to LMAD
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Tiffany Coyne returns today to Let’s Make A Deal after being off for maternity leave. All of her fans are happy to see her back. I sent her the below tweet welcoming her back. I would … Continue reading →
Bush Voted For Obama
Ferdie Werdie NOTE: Since I wrote this article I found out that my source THE DAILY CURRANT is satire and is not straight news. Sorry! Anyway, here is what I wrote: George W. Bush said that he accidentally voted for … Continue reading →
Gun Control
Ferdie Werdie The White House has decided not to abide by the proposed petition to deport British citizen (& CNN host) Piers Morgan. I tweeted to Mr. Morgan my thoughts on the right to bear arms, and on the other … Continue reading →
Mitt Romney Will Fire Big Bird
Ferdie Werdie Now, this is funny! Obama sent out the below tweet about Mitt Romney’s promise to fire Big Bird and close down PBS. Is Romney stupid? Did he even realize that PBS and the debate moderator himself were part of … Continue reading →
MY POLITICAL MANTRA to Obama
Ferdie Werdie near New Orleans University of New Orleans Jesuit High School My political mantra: Forgive me my Republican friends, but (to lay my cards on the table), I rank Republicans somewhere below maggots in terms of creatures I want … Continue reading →
Obama Gave the Order
“Mission Accomplished” is what should have been the banner on the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson which was the final resting place of Osama Bin Laden. With the 1-year anniversary of Osama Bin Laden’s death having just passed, it is important for … Continue reading →
