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Drafts on Ferdie’s Desk
- Maria Bello September 5, 2018
- Switch Party May 23, 2018
- Good God!! April 24, 2018
- Draft of Self Portrait March 21, 2018
- Pork Loins Plate #2 March 4, 2018
- Look Gift Horse In Mouth February 24, 2018
- Carolina’s Last Playoff Drive January 9, 2018
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Wanna’ See “Crazy”?
This picture of Brad Pitt below makes me laugh because it reminds me of me and how I feel and what I think about how I am treated by some unnamed individuals. There are people who treat me below the dignity with which I feel that they should. I keep telling these people, in my […]
Not Morgan Freeman too?
Oh, #MyGoodness! Is Morgan Freeman also among the accused now? Has a man “just talking” become a crime and a sin now? #WOE to men! REPORTED TODAY: “Several witnesses on CNN said that Morgan Freeman frequently made comments about the bodies of women working on set, at his production company, or even female reporters. Four […]
I Am the Second Coming
There are prophecies in the Holy Scriptures that prophesy that I am THE SECOND COMING. In the next few days, I will elucidate, enumerate and elaborate on the prophecies about me. Come on, man!! Have you not read in the Scriptures about the sounding of THE LAST TRUMPET? Have you not heard of the RAPTURE? […]
My Self Portrait
I just thought of the idea of having a self portrait done in order to cement my spot in posterity. Plus, it is important for me to complete “my story” for history. I want to work on smoothing out the rough edges, and laying on the finish coat of the product. Speaking of legacy, my […]
Diajelle and National Honor Society
My oldest granddaughter Diajelle’s grandmother MiMi (my ex-wife) asked me to print this certificate out to give to her mother (my ex-mother-in-law). Diajelle (who makes 17 this weekend) was selected as a member of the National Honor Society. She is also very thoughtful and kind to her grandfather, me. Here is Diajelle going to her […]
What We Ate
We #ate well last night.
PAPA JOHNS
It was time for the NFL to get rid of PAPA JOHNS and its politics. I wonder if Mr. John thought that all of his customers hold the same 1800’s, antiquated political values that he holds. He needed to shut up, and simply make pizzas. Check out @NFLWrld’s Tweet: NFL players are excited for Pizza […]
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What I’m Tweeting
- Me likes #gators. https://t.co/KUQkRFwJlb 2 days ago
- @rosemaryCNN I watched your show this morning. You were #excellent. 2 days ago
- When I was leaving #HarrahsCasino this morning I saw the go-go dancers onstage in the Masquerade Club. I don't know… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 days ago
- Two cuties sat so close to me this morning at the club that guys approaching them to #dance asked them if I was the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 days ago
- It dropped down to a #CategoryOne before hitting land ruining the news media's videos. twitter.com/gourdnibler/st… 6 days ago
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Powerball Blew Up On Twitter
I got onto Twitter only briefly after the Powerball drawing last night. I signed in to see the winning numbers and if anyone had won. WOW!!! An avalanche of tweets were beginning to pour in. I only got in long … Continue reading →
Korea says Obama is a Monkey
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I was too surprised to see on CNN News on Tuesday night quotes from N. Korea calling President Barack Obama a monkey, and S. Korea’s President Park Geun-hye a whore and a prostitute. I do not … Continue reading →
Tiffany Coyne Returns to LMAD
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Tiffany Coyne returns today to Let’s Make A Deal after being off for maternity leave. All of her fans are happy to see her back. I sent her the below tweet welcoming her back. I would … Continue reading →
Bush Voted For Obama
Ferdie Werdie NOTE: Since I wrote this article I found out that my source THE DAILY CURRANT is satire and is not straight news. Sorry! Anyway, here is what I wrote: George W. Bush said that he accidentally voted for … Continue reading →
Gun Control
Ferdie Werdie The White House has decided not to abide by the proposed petition to deport British citizen (& CNN host) Piers Morgan. I tweeted to Mr. Morgan my thoughts on the right to bear arms, and on the other … Continue reading →
Mitt Romney Will Fire Big Bird
Ferdie Werdie Now, this is funny! Obama sent out the below tweet about Mitt Romney’s promise to fire Big Bird and close down PBS. Is Romney stupid? Did he even realize that PBS and the debate moderator himself were part of … Continue reading →
MY POLITICAL MANTRA to Obama
Ferdie Werdie near New Orleans University of New Orleans Jesuit High School My political mantra: Forgive me my Republican friends, but (to lay my cards on the table), I rank Republicans somewhere below maggots in terms of creatures I want … Continue reading →
