These Stories I Uploaded to: Delery Gazette
Cut My Lawn
26April2021 I want to thank my readers and subscribers for visiting the DELERY GAZETTE to read a little bit. There are some things in the news that I want to touch upon. I will add to this article as I write my thoughts on some of those issues. I want to write about the Academy […]
Note Early Years
Seeing this yearbook picture brought back many memories. I am at the top, left. Once I hit college, I grew my hair longer and was like a run-away freight train on the loose. All of the many pretty girls at the U. of New Orleans drove me crazy. I heard my dad tell his friends […]
Less Butter
Someone told me to start using spray butter sometimes instead of the sticks. Why? I will then eat less butter, and lose unnecessary weight. Marvelous are your (the Lord’s) works. And That my soul knows full well. Psalm 139:14 I was #created with great reverence, heart-felt interest, and respect to be unique and set apart! […]
Sitting Wolf
My Indian name is Sitting Wolf. I have little or no Indian blood in me, but I had some French-Cajun ancestors who fought with Sitting Bull at the Battle of the Little Bighorn. They wore their Mardi Gras Indian costumes and blended in with the Native Indians. My ancestors were angry about how the Yankees […]
Best New Orleans PoBoy
The seditious acts by the Republican Senators today is the work of a priviledged class of irresponsible despots, authorized tyrants and bloodsuckers who fasten upon the flesh of oppressed blacks and draw political power and consequence from the gall of their penultimate legalistic jiglisms and crimes. They say, “This Authentic New Orleans Shrimp Po’ Boy […]
The First Chicken
So, two birds that weren’t really chickens created and hatched a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken. Research by the Chinese has confirmed one of Darwin’s chief arguments about the chicken: It descended from the red jungle fowl aka the Gallus gallus spadiceus. QUESTION: What did the chicken ask […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, ruler of the Mountains of Zion in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December 19XX – present) is the 10th […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
Monthly Archives: February 2013
Oklahoma Thunder Buries Hornets
Ferdie Werdie What is the worst margin of victory in the history of the NBA? I dunno’; but Russell Westbrook and the Oklahoma Thunder towered over the New Orleans #Peli”cant’s” last night, beating them by 45 points. NOLA’s owner, Tom Benson, … Continue reading
My Oscar Picks Followup
Ferdie Werdie — I batted .600 with my 5 Oscar picks. I was correct with Best Original Song (Skyfall/Adele), Best Actress (Jennifer Lawrence) and Best Actor (Daniel Day-Lewis). Best Original Screenplay (Quentin Tarantino) satisfied my Django Unchained incorrect wish as best … Continue reading
2013 Oscars: My Picks
@FerdieWerdie — I have not seen all of the nominated movies; but here are a few of my picks for Sunday from what I know: Best Picture, Django Unchained (loved it); Best Actor, Day-Lewis; Best Actress, Jennifer Lawrence (so fine); Best … Continue reading
Abba! Abba! I Wait Upon You.
Ab·ba /ˈæbə/ [ab-uh] noun (a powerful name revering the Lord God ) 1. a title of reverence for the almighty Lord God. 2. New Testament; an Aramaic word for father, used by Jesus and Paul to address God in a relation of … Continue reading
Happy Valentine’s Day
Ferdie@ferdiewerdie59s #HappyValentine‘s to all of you ladies… it would be #nothing without a woman or a girl. You make the #WorldGoRound. pic.twitter.com/RPQPa5Tb 6:06 PM – 14 Feb 13 59sFerdie@ferdiewerdie #HappyValentine‘s to all of you ladies… it would be #nothing without … Continue reading
Pelicans Need New Coach
by Ferdie@ferdiewerdie Why haven’t the #Hornets fired coach Monty Williams? They ended in last place last year, and they’ve been in last place all year this year. http://tl.gd/kuntn8 I am not sure that someone who really knows will answer this … Continue reading
Super Bowl Jackson Square Live Cam
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Dang!! Looks like they shut down the Jackson Square Live Cam for this Super Bowl. So sorry!! Maybe, someone sued for privacy rights violations for being filmed on the Live Cam. Possibly, also, crimes were being … Continue reading
