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I want me some of this. Dear God, please send this girl to my house. It would make me very happy if you send her to me. ALSO, I AM IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL IN THE BELOW VIDEO. She has beautiful eyes in my opinion. I will google her name because presently I do […]
Hell No! We won’t go!! Vote on Nov. 6!! Brett Kavanaugh and Donald Trump want to bring us back to 1775. Hell No!!! Let us say “Hell No” to the hate. Gumbo and potato salad to go. I WANT SOME BOILED CRABS! Do you ever at times get a hankering for a certain food, and […]
I WANT SOME BOILED CRABS! Do you ever at times get a hankering for a certain food, and cannot get over the urge until you get your hands on what you want? This picture of Brad Pitt below makes me laugh because it reminds me of me and how I feel and what I think […]
Oh, #MyGoodness! Is Morgan Freeman also among the accused now? Has a man “just talking” become a crime and a sin now? #WOE to men! REPORTED TODAY: “Several witnesses on CNN said that Morgan Freeman frequently made comments about the bodies of women working on set, at his production company, or even female reporters. Four […]
There are prophecies in the Holy Scriptures that prophesy that I am THE SECOND COMING. In the next few days, I will elucidate, enumerate and elaborate on the prophecies about me. Come on, man!! Have you not read in the Scriptures about the sounding of THE LAST TRUMPET? Have you not heard of the RAPTURE? […]
I just thought of the idea of having a self portrait done in order to cement my spot in posterity. Plus, it is important for me to complete “my story” for history. I want to work on smoothing out the rough edges, and laying on the finish coat of the product. Speaking of legacy, my […]
My oldest granddaughter Diajelle’s grandmother MiMi (my ex-wife) asked me to print this certificate out to give to her mother (my ex-mother-in-law). Diajelle (who makes 17 this weekend) was selected as a member of the National Honor Society. She is also very thoughtful and kind to her grandfather, me. Here is Diajelle going to her […]
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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I replied with a tweet to lovely Jennifer Hale, the sandy-haired courtside reporter for the Hornets. In the photo above she is interviewing Hornets’ top-pick Anthony Davis. Last night, I so enjoyed watching the Hornets break the Denver Nuggets’ 15-game winning streak. The Bees scored the victory even without 1st-string play-makers Eric Gordan & Greivis Vasquez who are injured. Exciting game! I just had to put my two-cents in Re: Jennifer’s tweet. Between the action on the court and Jennifer’s fine interviews, I had a fun time. Now, the high-flying Los Angeles Clippers dare to come to the Big Easy on Wednesday. Can we do it? I’d love to see the Hornets come out with the same gravitas against the hot Clippers. I’ll buy my popcorn and drinks today to have them ready for the game. Geaux Hornets! Give the Clippers all that they can handle.
Twitter / ferdiewerdie: @JenHale504 >>What a fine, lovely TV personality. I am a fan. I hope that you are with the Pelicans again next season. What a satisfying …
@JenHale504 >>Yes that was a great victory for the #Hornets, stopping the Nuggets’ win streak like that! I’m looking forward to #Clippers and #Heat on Wed&Fri. Update: the Clippers chewed them up on Wednesday.
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Even Brian Roberts (back-up point guard for Vasquez) couldn’t believe the performance he delivered to help end Denver’s 15-game win streak.