NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I’ve never tried the below miracle. However, I have NO COMMENT presently!! This article also says that at another time a Nigerian “Prophet” donned a red robe and entered a den full of lions (similarly to Daniel in the bible); but unlike with Daniel these lions immediately ripped his flesh from his bones.
Jesus walks on water.
Nigerian Pastor Tries Walking On Water Like Jesus – And Drowns
February 5, 2014 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly,Spirit,Top Stories,Way Off Topic |
Posted by: dave-dr-gonzo_0512162631_017
Something tells us he really didn’t think this through before he tried it. And please, no snarky comments from the atheists about this being a classic example of evolution in action. That would be rude.
Walking on water is not easy. Not too many people have the ability. Let’s see, there’s Jesus, and well, that’s about it. Unfortunately for one pastor on the West Coast of Africa, his attempt to become the second man to make this impossible feat a reality cost him his life.
Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation that he was capable of reenacting the very miracles of Jesus Christ. He decided to make it clear through way of demonstration on Gabon’s beach in the capital city of Libreville.
Referencing Matthew 14:22-33, Kabele said that he received a revelation which told him that with enough faith he could achieve what Jesus was able to.
According to an eyewitness, Kabele took his congregation out to the beach. He told them that he would cross the Kombo estuary by foot, which is normally a 20 minute boat ride.
Sadly by the second step into the water Kabele found himself completely submerged. He never returned.
This is not the first incident of this nature in Africa. At Ibadon zoo in south-west Nigeria, a self-proclaimed Prophet claimed to be able to do what the Daniel of the bible did by walking into a den full of lions.
Though he was warned numerous times by zoo keepers, according to NG Newspapers, the Prophet thought of them as nothing more than enemies of progress. The Prophet, with a crowd of people watching, put on a long red robe and proceeded to enter the cage full of lions.
Within seconds of opening the door, the lions ripped the Prophet from flesh to bone. The bible should come with a warning label, “Don’t try this at home.
In other news, the anti-Putin protesters who served time in Russian penal colonies visit the U.S.
Pussy Riot visit U.S.
While in a waiting room on Wednesday, my granddaughter and I had a meeting of the minds. She actually won the early rounds of the contest.
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