NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Paula Patton is getting some funny requests from potential suitors on Twitter. They are not even giving her time to enjoy her newfound freedom. She and Robin Thicke announced their separation only yesterday. The corpse of that marriage is not even cold or in the ground yet. Give her a break. I should be the only person allowed to make a move on Paula because… well, because… I dunno’, just because!! Plus, it is sad to see grown men groveling at Paula’s feet like this. Y’all need to be classy like I am. I am not groveling; I am just flat out begging. Makes more sense!!

Replies to @PaulaPattonXO

FLASH: This is just out about Robin Thicke. Before going into some of the other tweets from guys who want Paula, here is a surprising report from the Huntington Post.

GAFF ‏@GAFFGARETH Feb 14
@PaulaPattonXO YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SEXY , COOL AND GORGEOUS , THINK GOOD DO GREAT . XX

.random ‏@FunnyJulius Feb 24
I was thinking about taking this relationship to a whole new level @PaulaPattonXO pic.twitter.com/mmrVSeziBm
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.random ‏@FunnyJulius Feb 24
Hey I lost your number, text me 800-200-9000 @PaulaPattonXO

T.J. @LifestyleofTJ Feb 24
RT @FunnyJulius: I was thinking about taking this relationship to a whole new level @PaulaPattonXO pic.twitter.com/cbX27lkrGp
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Tiffany&Co. ‏@_TiffanySade Feb 24
“@FunnyJulius: I was thinking about taking this relationship to a whole new level @PaulaPattonXO pic.twitter.com/hTYStiwP9F”

.random ‏@FunnyJulius Feb 24
This should be us now that ya man cheated @PaulaPattonXO pic.twitter.com/NykVyWYWyc
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Rhondi’s Dude ‏@DestedPharaoh Feb 24
heard you were single bae. Holla at me @PaulaPattonXO
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#BallisNOTlife ‏@AyeMoye Feb 24
Chill bro I already called dibbs “@DestedPharaoh: heard you were single bae. Holla at me @PaulaPattonXO”
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Prince Uché ‏@_____Rue______ Feb 25
Good morning gorgeous @PaulaPattonXO …I’m here to listen if you need to vent.

Ron DaeVu ‏@Bam_Bados Feb 25
@_____Rue______ Enough For Me To Get Into.

Prince Uché ‏@_____Rue______ Feb 25
@Bam_Bados lmao nah she good ✌️

Ron DaeVu ‏@Bam_Bados Feb 25
@_____Rue______ Nah She’s Good When I Get There. Lol

Arn Chisholm ‏@Achizz81 Feb 26
@PaulaPattonXO Nice performance and stay strong

Ferdie ‏@ferdiewerdie Feb 26
@PaulaPattonXO >>I am officially logging my request here for a date w/you. Maybe I can escort u to the Oscars 1 day. You eyeballed me once.