Paula Patton Straight into Ferdie’s Arms

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Hollywood Movie star and sex kitten Paula Patton is about to fall from the sky straight into my arms like an angel. WATCH!! I am not playing. She will be mine. Now that she and singer Alan Thicke are separating, it is my time to woo and whatever this lovely, fine and sexy thang. THERE IS A GOD IN HEAVEN!!!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Halleluiah!!! This fine, package of voluptuous female is dropping straight into my strong arms. Today’s news that she and Robin Thicke are separating could not have put a bigger smile on my face. Like both Marlon Brando and Sly Stallone said in movie history, “PAULLLLLA! PAULLLA! PAAAAAAUUUULLA”!!! Except they were calling Stella and Adrian. I am calling PAUUUULLLLA.

The lovely Paula Patton.

The lovely Paula Patton.

UPDATE: I just tweeted Paula and officially asked her for a date. On the set of DEJA VU in New Orleans in 2006 Paula eyeballed me once. I was an extra in the movie. Denzel Washington got upset at me for the attention, and cut me out of some of the scenes.

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