I sent the below note to my brother because I had planned to drink my meal-replacement shake for lunch today. However, some no-account handlers did not show up for an appointment at noon. So, I got mad at the world and bought a fish sandwich. I must say that it was actually one of the best catfish po’boy sandwiches that I ever had. The food is always outstanding at the particular establishment that I went to.
I wish I had one of these like what is in the picture below to “do” my meals for me now-a-days. Where do I order one of these?

I had one like this when I was young. Now-a-days I “do” meal-replacement shakes.
To my daughter: Dear Dominique!! I just left your sister’s house where your mom and I had a nice, long conversation about you, your birthday and other related-type stuff. Hahaha… I will be the bearer of all of that information to you timely because you know that they say I am like a doggone tape recorder :). She says that she hopes that you enjoyed your doggone, nice-looking, delicious-ass CHOCOLATE cake 🙂 🙂 …and, similar-type conversation.

Dominique (right)
That chocolate, birthday cake looks delicious, and I want a piece.

Happy Birthday!!
UPDATE: I fell apart yesterday evening and instead of doing my meal replacement shake, I totally lost my mind and gobbled up some seafood and peach brandy.
On second thought, speaking of losing my mind and gobbling stuff up, I happened to run across this oldie but goodie picture. With the 2016 Olympics having kicked off last night I remember a few words that I wrote during the last Olympics.
Here is a picture which I plan to make a hard copy of.