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King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, rulers of the Mountains of Zion on the Nile to the annex in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December […]
Happy Thanksgiving!
New Orleans (Nov. 27, 2025) — I will write about how my Thanksgiving is going. I already know what is on the menu, and what football games are coming on. I will notify you once I write the story. UPDATE: I wrote a little bit already at: https://wp.me/p1u4ud-19F ⬇️A Past Thanksgiving⬇️ I posted too many […]
Sitting Wolf
NOTE: My New Year resolution for 2026 is to give up sugar. I have diabetes anyway, and have to avoid sugar per doctor’s orders. Then, I explain my Native American Indian name at the bottom; last article. I’m A Dylan Fan Ferdie Delery (Dec. 30, 2025) — Bob Dylan was married to one of my […]
Black QBs In League
Firstly, I wanted to explain this cartoon. I might have missed the joke and laughed at the wrong thing. I laughed at Lucy saying, “His superior — a woman.” Maybe that is not what the joke is about. Did I miss the point? Sorry, ladies! Four Now Replaced By Whites Since I wrote this article⬇️ […]
My Pool Table Skills
I have to fact check with my brother at what age he started shooting pool in the back of our cousin’s bar room. At the corner of St. Anthony St. and Claiborne Ave. in New Orleans was a bar room (Fat’s Bar) owned by a cousin of my Grandfather Sidney Cates. I, unlike my brother, […]
My Cosmic Readings
I leaned on some of my psycho studies for my book, I HAVE A DREAM! https://a.co/d/0wPSoO5 >>You may also ask yourself if any of the pages in my book reveal answers to the collapsing world around us. Is our world sliding into hell in a hand basket? …and with whom? I said that I write […]
Deportation Crackdown
The courts are studying Trump’s alien deportation roundups which are inhuman. I did not know that this song⬇️ was a hit song back in the day.
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
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Fine Interviews: Jennifer Hale
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I replied with a tweet to lovely Jennifer Hale, the sandy-haired courtside reporter for the Hornets. In the photo above she is interviewing Hornets’ top-pick Anthony Davis. Last night, I so enjoyed watching the Hornets break … Continue reading
Fifteen Polynesian Virgins
Speaking of the lottery: if I had won $338 million, I would already be living on my new island that I bought for cash. The island’s name would be FERDINAND ISLAND; and I would already be living with the 15 new … Continue reading
Pope Francis I
This afternoon, I awoke from a nap to the news that the Church has a new Pope. Minutes later, Francis I was introduced to the world; and I heard his 1st speech ..live. Historic moment! Note: Pope Francis’ parents are … Continue reading
The Flyer for the Function
Latest info is at links below. This is the very original flyer. Finalized info is at the links. Back then, people had said they were having trouble clicking to the original Flyer link about the function. So, I wrote it below quickly (w/o graphics) until you can get to … Continue reading
The Lakers and Me
Ferdie@ferdiewerdie1 min @Hornets >>The doggone #Lakers have plopped their butts in a seat to the #bigdance. Plenty games are left, but they sat their big butts at the #8th-Seed position for now. If these guys can hold onto a seat to … Continue reading
Kim Kardashian: Twice as Nice
Kim looks stunning here. I think that pregnancy is very becoming on her. In the past, before her pregnancy and engagement to Kanye, I thought of Kim as a gold-digger. I was probably mistaken. However, I am the broken man … Continue reading
Turn Ons for Women
LOL …hahaha. The WebMD article that I linked below says that one top thing that turns on a woman is for her man to wash the dishes. 🙂 I would not have been given the chance to create my daughters if that … Continue reading
Oklahoma Thunder Buries Hornets
Ferdie Werdie What is the worst margin of victory in the history of the NBA? I dunno’; but Russell Westbrook and the Oklahoma Thunder towered over the New Orleans #Peli”cant’s” last night, beating them by 45 points. NOLA’s owner, Tom Benson, … Continue reading
My Oscar Picks Followup
Ferdie Werdie — I batted .600 with my 5 Oscar picks. I was correct with Best Original Song (Skyfall/Adele), Best Actress (Jennifer Lawrence) and Best Actor (Daniel Day-Lewis). Best Original Screenplay (Quentin Tarantino) satisfied my Django Unchained incorrect wish as best … Continue reading
2013 Oscars: My Picks
@FerdieWerdie — I have not seen all of the nominated movies; but here are a few of my picks for Sunday from what I know: Best Picture, Django Unchained (loved it); Best Actor, Day-Lewis; Best Actress, Jennifer Lawrence (so fine); Best … Continue reading
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