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Drafts on Ferdie’s Desk
- Switch Party May 23, 2018
- Good God!! April 24, 2018
- Draft of Self Portrait March 21, 2018
- Pork Loins Plate #2 March 4, 2018
- Look Gift Horse In Mouth February 24, 2018
- Carolina’s Last Playoff Drive January 9, 2018
- Drive Them Crazy! November 14, 2017
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Not Morgan Freeman too?
Oh, #MyGoodness! Is Morgan Freeman also among the accused now? Has a man “just talking” become a crime and a sin now? #WOE to men! REPORTED TODAY: “Several witnesses on CNN said that Morgan Freeman frequently made comments about the bodies of women working on set, at his production company, or even female reporters. Four […]
I Am the Second Coming
There are prophecies in the Holy Scriptures that prophesy that I am THE SECOND COMING. In the next few days, I will elucidate, enumerate and elaborate on the prophecies about me. Come on, man!! Have you not read in the Scriptures about the sounding of THE LAST TRUMPET? Have you not heard of the RAPTURE? […]
My Self Portrait
I just thought of the idea of having a self portrait done in order to cement my spot in posterity. Plus, it is important for me to complete “my story” for history. I want to work on smoothing out the rough edges, and laying on the finish coat of the product. Speaking of legacy, my […]
Diajelle and National Honor Society
My oldest granddaughter Diajelle’s grandmother MiMi (my ex-wife) asked me to print this certificate out to give to her mother (my ex-mother-in-law). Diajelle (who makes 17 this weekend) was selected as a member of the National Honor Society. She is also very thoughtful and kind to her grandfather, me. Here is Diajelle going to her […]
What We Ate
We #ate well last night.
PAPA JOHNS
It was time for the NFL to get rid of PAPA JOHNS and its politics. I wonder if Mr. John thought that all of his customers hold the same 1800’s, antiquated political values that he holds. He needed to shut up, and simply make pizzas. Check out @NFLWrld’s Tweet: NFL players are excited for Pizza […]
King Ferdinand and The Neutral Ground
I love what the Neutral Ground cafe writes about me before each of my performances. I enjoy singing my love songs to the fine ladies in the audience. However, I pamper myself by throwing in my favorite jokes between the romance. FUN!!! One day I will sit down and describe what a pleasure it is […]
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Drive Them Crazy!
If you need to drive some women crazy, read my book first. Continue reading
Power in Praise
Oh that men would praise the LORD for his goodness, and for his wonderful works to the children of men! Psalm 107:8. Thank the Lord that it is Christmas time. Hallelujah!! Below you see me and 2 of my granddaughters … Continue reading
I Wuv Hillary Clinton
Geaux, Girl! You need to do it for the sake of history. I luv, wuv and love Hillary Clinton. She will make a great president. All of you chauvinist pigs (including that wildebeest Donald Trump) need to leave her the … Continue reading
Dems in Brooklyn
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I think that it would be a daggone great convention if the Democrats held their 2016 Presidential Convention in Brooklyn, New York. I would love it; and maybe even visit my brother there during the convention. … Continue reading
I Run To These Arms
Dominique Batiste shared below photo: on Saturday 3/15/2014 NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — In weekend news! I read the below quote this weekend which “hit home” with me because of some things that I had been thinking about all week. So … Continue reading
Paula Patton Straight into Ferdie’s Arms
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Hollywood Movie star and sex kitten Paula Patton is about to fall from the sky straight into my arms like an angel. WATCH!! I am not playing. She will be mine. Now that she and singer … Continue reading
Shut Up, You Lousy BLEEP
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — @Carl, my brother >>Last night I experienced a prime example of what you recently said about male-female communications. UPDATE: There are two sides to every story. The following is only my side of the story. Someone reminded … Continue reading
