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Sitting Wolf
My Indian name is Sitting Wolf. I have little or no Indian blood in me, but I had some French-Cajun ancestors who fought with Sitting Bull at the Battle of the Little Bighorn. They wore their Mardi Gras Indian costumes and blended in with the Native Indians. My ancestors were angry about how the Yankees […]
Best New Orleans PoBoy
The seditious acts by the Republican Senators today is the work of a priviledged class of irresponsible despots, authorized tyrants and bloodsuckers who fasten upon the flesh of oppressed blacks and draw political power and consequence from the gall of their penultimate legalistic jiglisms and crimes. They say, “This Authentic New Orleans Shrimp Po’ Boy […]
The First Chicken
So, two birds that weren’t really chickens created and hatched a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken. Research by the Chinese has confirmed one of Darwin’s chief arguments about the chicken: It descended from the red jungle fowl aka the Gallus gallus spadiceus. QUESTION: What did the chicken ask […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, ruler of the Mountains of Zion in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December 19XX – present) is the 10th […]
Two Heads And Charlize
I recently said that I was going to explain “Two Heads Are Better Than One” which I said about the video below. If I had Charlize Theron living with me, I would get further along with my life and with things that need to be done. Charlize came to mind when I was trying to figure out how to explain my statement.
Watch “My Movie” on YouTube
Happy Mardi Gras! Here is a clip that I made at Delery Studio. I hope that you enjoy! The movie (below the clip) is having troubles right now, and will not open. Sorry! I am working on it. Meanwhile, enjoy the clip that I posted for now. This is the movie (below) that I […]
The Delery Gazette
See the index on the right for the list of my articles; or for smaller screens like cell phones or smaller platforms find the index (or the “Full Site” link) at the very bottom or on Page 2. I will praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Marvelous are your works; And that […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
Tag Archives: Love
Me and Women
Women often say about me, “He’s-a no do the right thing. He’s-a some lousy rat-fink basset.” Question: What would I prefer? A teenie bit of #romance with a pocket full of #money; or hot, committed romance with my money flying … Continue reading
Drive Them Crazy!
If you need to drive some women crazy, read my book first. Continue reading
Power in Praise
Oh that men would praise the LORD for his goodness, and for his wonderful works to the children of men! Psalm 107:8. Thank the Lord that it is Christmas time. Hallelujah!! Below you see me and 2 of my granddaughters … Continue reading
I Wuv Hillary Clinton
Geaux, Girl! You need to do it for the sake of history. I luv, wuv and love Hillary Clinton. She will make a great president. All of you chauvinist pigs (including that wildebeest Donald Trump) need to leave her the … Continue reading
Dems in Brooklyn
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I think that it would be a daggone great convention if the Democrats held their 2016 Presidential Convention in Brooklyn, New York. I would love it; and maybe even visit my brother there during the convention. … Continue reading
I Run To These Arms
Dominique Batiste shared below photo: on Saturday 3/15/2014 NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — In weekend news! I read the below quote this weekend which “hit home” with me because of some things that I had been thinking about all week. So … Continue reading
Paula Patton Straight into Ferdie’s Arms
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Hollywood Movie star and sex kitten Paula Patton is about to fall from the sky straight into my arms like an angel. WATCH!! I am not playing. She will be mine. Now that she and singer … Continue reading
Shut Up, You Lousy BLEEP
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — @Carl, my brother >>Last night I experienced a prime example of what you recently said about male-female communications. UPDATE: There are two sides to every story. The following is only my side of the story. Someone reminded … Continue reading
ME and MY MAMA
I had a grand day on Mother’s Day in celebration of all mothers of the world. I hope that my mom had a lovely, fine Mother’s Day. All you mothers make the world go round. P.S. (New Orleans) From: Ferdie Werdie … Continue reading
Grow Old With Dignity?
On frequent occasions, my daughters have told me that I have to learn how to grow old with dignity. They are too funny! I am not pushing up daisies yet; I’m still breathing and kicking. On Thursday night, while I … Continue reading
