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Writings on Ferdie’s Desk
- O.J. and My Brother February 3, 2026
- My Pool Table Skills November 27, 2025
- Books by Ferdie February 16, 2025
- Anna Nicole Smith October 25, 2024
- No! September 17, 2024
- The Rabbit Hole January 5, 2024
- Dear Flock November 24, 2023
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Wait on the LORD: be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the LORD. Psalms 27:14 King James Bible
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Cajun Country

I was born in Cajun Country. I am looking right now for the map that showed me this. VOILA! Here it is. Cajun Country is highlighted in gold. Yes, I was solidly born in Cajun Country. No! No! No! I see problems with the red in this map ⬇️. We need a debate. The map […]
Halloween to Mardi Gras

New Orleans (2026) — Life is a mystery! Picture the fear of waking up on Mardi Gras Day in New Orleans and finding no one around. NO ONE!! Did I wake up dead? No! I am referring to the opening scenes of my book. Those words above are not a real-life scenario. I am explaining […]
King Farouk III

My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, rulers of the Mountains of Zion on the Nile to the annex in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December […]
Happy Thanksgiving!

New Orleans (Nov. 27, 2025) — I will write about how my Thanksgiving is going. I already know what is on the menu, and what football games are coming on. I will notify you once I write the story. UPDATE: I wrote a little bit already at: https://wp.me/p1u4ud-19F ⬇️A Past Thanksgiving⬇️ I posted too many […]
Sitting Wolf

NOTE: My New Year resolution for 2026 is to give up sugar. I have diabetes anyway, and have to avoid sugar per doctor’s orders. Then, I explain my Native American Indian name at the bottom; last article. I’m A Dylan Fan Ferdie Delery (Dec. 30, 2025) — Bob Dylan was married to one of my […]
QB Count In NFL

Firstly, I wanted to explain this cartoon. I might have missed the joke and laughed at the wrong thing. I laughed at Lucy saying, “His superior — a woman.” Maybe that is not what the joke is about. Did I miss the point? Sorry, ladies! Four Now Replaced By Whites Since I wrote this article⬇️ […]
My Pool Table Skills
I have to fact check with my brother at what age he started shooting pool in the back of our cousin’s bar room. At the corner of St. Anthony St. and Claiborne Ave. in New Orleans was a bar room (Fat’s Bar) owned by a cousin of my Grandfather Sidney Cates. I, unlike my brother, […]
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Pope Francis I
This afternoon, I awoke from a nap to the news that the Church has a new Pope. Minutes later, Francis I was introduced to the world; and I heard his 1st speech ..live. Historic moment! Note: Pope Francis’ parents are Italian; however, he was born in Argentina.
I posted a link to the video of his first speech as Pope:
New Pope Francis I Greets The World
http://www.thedailybeast.com
In the video, watch the new leader of the Catholic Church, Argentinian Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, step onto the balcony of St. Peter’s Basilica and make his first remarks to the cheering masses in Vatican City.
Both of Pope Francis’ parents were Italian. However, he was born in South America. So, in a way, they still chose an Italian as Pope. To me, it is somewhat of a smoke-screen because Pope Francis is still 100% European in blood. That’s OK with me; I’m just saying. — near New Orleans ·
Bryan C Gusman Bingo! Smoke-screen-
Ferdie Werdie I am truly happy with the choice; I’m color-blind when it comes to the Pope. However, it insults my intelligence to hear them blasting all over the news that the Church just chose its 1st non-European Pope in the Modern Era. Pope Francis is 100% European in blood. His parents moved to South America before he was born, but both of them were Italian. HELLO-O-O-O!
The Flyer for the Function
Latest info is at links below. This is the very original flyer. Finalized info is at the links. Back then, people had said they were having trouble clicking to the original Flyer link about the function. So, I wrote it below quickly (w/o graphics) until you can get to Flyer link or I figure out how to put L.L. Dupre’s Reunon flyer in HyperText Markup Language (html) to post it below fully in Word format. I also hid the contact info from below until I can put a password on the planners’ personal contact information. (Update: I finally did add our password to see Planners’ contact info.) See below! Gotta’ go!!! Plus, remember, this is the very original flyer. The new info is at the links below.
L.L. Dupre’s Flyer (in a basic format w/o pics):
A Delery Family Reunion is in the works
A date is not set yet.
We would like to know how many to plan for.
Please let us know if you are interested by
E-mailing us your name, address and phone#.
To reach PLANNERS: use our password.
Our password is on the below link also.
L.L. Dupre wants you to call/write!
So, call ’em/ e-mail ’em: ContactInfo
Gaye Dupre’
Ferd Delery
Darlene Dupre’ Joseph
Karen Delery
Carl Delery
The Lakers and Me
Ferdie@ferdiewerdie1 min
@Hornets >>The doggone #Lakers have plopped their butts in a seat to the #bigdance. Plenty games are left, but they sat their big butts at the #8th-Seed position for now. If these guys can hold onto a seat to the dance, I believe that they will be dangerous. Look how far they’ve come this year.
Why did I address this tweet to the Hornets? Because they have disappointed me very much this year. So, I might just become a Lakers fan for the rest of the year. What choice do I have? Also, I do not plan to wait around all off-season just to watch the Pelicans have another sub-par season next year. I do not trust Hornets/Pelicans coach Monty Williams with the family jewels. His decision-making has been very suspect this year. In my opinion he is a lousy son-of-a-beoyonggg.
Thus, I will begin cheering for the dang Lakers in order for me to maintain my sanity. What could be worst? Besides that, if the Pelicans hold onto coach Monty and have another lousy year next year, I believe that it will be years before the Pelicans become truly meaningful in the NBA. I am a N’Awlins boy, but I have to respect how the Lakers slid their tails into a party seat after how their season started off. Remember that both the Lakers and the Brooklyn Nets cut their losses early in the season and hired new coaches. Now, both teams are headed to the playoffs. hahaha >>to the New Orleans HorPelicants.
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Ferdie Werdie >>Yes, Ashley. Hell must have frozen over because I think that I am jumping on the Lakers’ bandwagon. The way that they fought back to grab a seat to the dance is impressive. The Hornets are a sinking ship; so, I think that I will now scratch and shove my way aboard the Lakers’ bandwagon. 🙂
Kim Kardashian: Twice as Nice
Kim looks stunning here. I think that pregnancy is very becoming on her. In the past, before her pregnancy and engagement to Kanye, I thought of Kim as a gold-digger. I was probably mistaken. However, I am the broken man that I am right now because historically gold-diggers have regularly tried to clean me out. That’s why I have so many handkerchiefs and kleenex lying around my house to this day from all the tears. haha ..Anyway, in this pic, I’d quickly throw Kim across my waterbed and slop some butter & syrup on her like she is the breakfast of champions. hahaha
P.S. I have not actually had a waterbed since the 1970’s. My point is clearer, however, if I say I’ll throw her on a waterbed :). The butter & syrup image is also more lovely on a waterbed; but I do not know if waterbeds are even made anymore.
Kim and Kanye, I extend my congratulations to you. Hopefully, Kim will get her divorce soon so that you guys can tie the knot. Here is a more recent picture of Kim out and about, several months now since she gave birth. She is a stunning mother.
Turn Ons for Women
LOL …hahaha. The WebMD article that I linked below says that one top thing that turns on a woman is for her man to wash the dishes. 🙂 I would not have been given the chance to create my daughters if that was the case. I would still be a virgin. It must have been something else that I was doing right. Of course, I have to wash dishes now out of necessity. The whole WebMD article is too funny. I must admit that the reason I’m probably washing my own dishes now is because I did not do enough of it for the gals when I was younger. Oh, of course you know that a woman probably wrote the WebMD piece ..to suggest such an outrageous thing. They are such sneaky little devils. haha
What Turns Women On: Surprising Things Women Like!
http://men.webmd.com/guide/what-turns-women-on?
Think you know what women really like? Surprise! It’s not the roses on Valentine’s Day, says WebMD. WebMD gets the facts on what really turns women on in the article.
Hahaha …That’s two things that I don’t think women have seen me do too much of in the past anyway. Roses on Valentine’s Day?? I do not even believe in Valentine’s day. If it came down to washing dishes or a bunch of Valentine roses to turn on a woman, I would be up a tall tree without a paddle. Too funny!
Also, I recently posted what Lincoln’s original plan was early in the war Re: newly captured or run-away slaves: Lincoln’s Plan
Oklahoma Thunder Buries Hornets
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What is the worst margin of victory in the history of the NBA? I dunno’; but Russell Westbrook and the Oklahoma Thunder towered over the New Orleans #Peli”cant’s” last night, beating them by 45 points. NOLA’s owner, Tom Benson, must have his head in the sand (or buried up his buttockal area). Thank God that I am not the Hornets’ owner b/c someone would absolutely be getting fired by now. I don’t get it.
According to http://nba.com the largest margin of victory in a regular season contest is 68 points: on 12/17/91 when Cleveland defeated Miami 148-80.Is NOLA management really and truly “tickled pink” with the status quo? Insanity is when you keep doing the same thing over-and-over the same way, and expecting a different outcome. Another big question that I have is: does NOLA management really think that they’ll be able to begin filling those empty seats at the Arena continuing with this current silliness? Come on guys!The Pelicans are paying $50 million to their best player whom they are not even playing in back-to-back games. Eric Gordon is making a full-time salary for part-time action; for playing only in every other game. It’s not his fault; but if this continues on into next year, then the next, etc., the New Orlelans Pelicans will find themselves playing in an empty arena. Are they stupid? Is owner Tom Benson retarded?
My Oscar Picks Followup
Ferdie Werdie — I batted .600 with my 5 Oscar picks. I was correct with Best Original Song (Skyfall/Adele), Best Actress (Jennifer Lawrence) and Best Actor (Daniel Day-Lewis). Best Original Screenplay (Quentin Tarantino) satisfied my Django Unchained incorrect wish as best picture; and my Best Actor choice satisfied my Steven Spielberg (Lincoln) Best Director incorrect wish. So, I am happy.
2013 Oscars: My Picks
@FerdieWerdie — I have not seen all of the nominated movies; but here are a few of my picks for Sunday from what I know: Best Picture, Django Unchained (loved it); Best Actor, Day-Lewis; Best Actress, Jennifer Lawrence (so fine); Best Director, Lincoln (Steven Spielberg); Original Song, Skyfall (Adele Adkins).





