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DELERY GAZETTE (Oct 1, 2026) — These are 2 of my granddaughters who are now in college (L) and high school (r). Their sister (the middle one, Dori) is now in high school. She is always busy outside enjoying sports or in the back yard in the middle of a project. Since we are in […]
The Oyster Sandwich
I need to discuss my decision about the oyster sandwich in the video at this link. I do not like how I look ungrateful in the video. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/19XcqCPrn8/ My brother bought me an oyster sandwich, and I got mad that he cut it in half to give my sister half. I should have been grateful […]
In the Beginning, God said…
NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — In the beginning, God said: Ferdie, play the trumpet. In 1967, Louis Armstrong said: No kidding? You too? In 2014, Ryan Seacrest said: I play the clarinet… Go figure! Hahaha… Here is Ferdie years ago practicing for a show at the coffee house on his INSTRUMENT OF THE LORD. […]
Haunted Museum
I told y’all that my house is haunted. I am trying my best to move out very quickly before I meet my end in here. That is the last thing that I want. God is dealing with me b/c I have played around with hypnotism, Cosmic visions, Zen meditation, spiritual levitations (and such) since I […]
The Jinx
I saw the jinx coming! Why did I bet on the San Antonio Spurs and win money in game №3 of the 2026 NBA finals? I saw an announcement in the news several days before game №3 that set off an alert on my antenna. I Loved NY Knicks All Year Why did I bet […]
Cajun Country
I was born in Cajun Country. I am looking right now for the map that showed me this. VOILA! Here it is. Cajun Country is highlighted in gold. Yes, I was solidly born in Cajun Country. No! No! No! I see problems with the red in this map ⬇️. We need a debate. The map […]
Halloween to Mardi Gras
After the picture⬇️ I explain about… the movie BRIDE of FRANKENSTEIN. Meanwhile, our bad Wolf is contemplating dealing for another bird >>behind curtain #3? If he gets da Bride of Frakenstein behind curtain №3, he has two birds. Hope he does not get a Zonk. Like they say, a bird in hand is better than […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
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Eyeballs and Elbows
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — The title above is not exactly how the phrase goes. However, you will understand my twist once you read more. Do you remember this picture below from our past? Jayne Mansfield used to dress provocatively publicly … Continue reading
Lindsey Lohan is Fine Actress
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Thank you Germany very much for buying my books, and visiting this website so often. What tag or link is driving you to read about Lindsey Lohan recently? Is Lindsey trending highly in Germany presently? Also, … Continue reading
Paula Patton Straight into Ferdie’s Arms
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Hollywood Movie star and sex kitten Paula Patton is about to fall from the sky straight into my arms like an angel. WATCH!! I am not playing. She will be mine. Now that she and singer … Continue reading
I Am A Bettie Page Fan
I sent the below tweet to Bettie Page about her picture. Some experts claim that Bettie Page is the #1 pin-up girl of ALL time. With all of the nasty weather presently across the country, Bettie is a reminder of … Continue reading
