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Sitting Wolf
My Indian name is Sitting Wolf. I have little or no Indian blood in me, but I had some French-Cajun ancestors who fought with Sitting Bull at the Battle of the Little Bighorn. They wore their Mardi Gras Indian costumes and blended in with the Native Indians. My ancestors were angry about how the Yankees […]
Best New Orleans PoBoy
The seditious acts by the Republican Senators today is the work of a priviledged class of irresponsible despots, authorized tyrants and bloodsuckers who fasten upon the flesh of oppressed blacks and draw political power and consequence from the gall of their penultimate legalistic jiglisms and crimes. They say, “This Authentic New Orleans Shrimp Po’ Boy […]
The First Chicken
So, two birds that weren’t really chickens created and hatched a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken. Research by the Chinese has confirmed one of Darwin’s chief arguments about the chicken: It descended from the red jungle fowl aka the Gallus gallus spadiceus. QUESTION: What did the chicken ask […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, ruler of the Mountains of Zion in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December 19XX – present) is the 10th […]
Two Heads And Charlize
I recently said that I was going to explain “Two Heads Are Better Than One” which I said about the video below. If I had Charlize Theron living with me, I would get further along with my life and with things that need to be done. Charlize came to mind when I was trying to figure out how to explain my statement.
Watch “My Movie” on YouTube
Happy Mardi Gras! Here is a clip that I made at Delery Studio. I hope that you enjoy! The movie (below the clip) is having troubles right now, and will not open. Sorry! I am working on it. Meanwhile, enjoy the clip that I posted for now. This is the movie (below) that I […]
The Delery Gazette
See the index on the right for the list of my articles; or for smaller screens like cell phones or smaller platforms find the index (or the “Full Site” link) at the very bottom or on Page 2. I will praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Marvelous are your works; And that […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
Monthly Archives: October 2016
Jump the Broom, Caesar
I am studying the practice of jumping the broom. I believe that spiritually this practice is for real. However, legally and civilly, you have to abide by the laws of the State when it comes to being considered married in … Continue reading
Posted in Family, History, Love, Religion
Tagged Julius Caesar, jump the broom, marriage, marriage license, wedding
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Pictures of My Fam
Here are five pictures of my family at a party. This is the picture (below) that I was planning to post individually if I decided to. However, everyone saw a different picture because people commented on that other picture first. … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Entertainment, Family, Uncategorized
Tagged birthday party, Family, Ferdie Werdie, pictures
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I Am Upset with Trump
I am sitting in my den watching NFL football, thinking about how disgusting and criminal Donald Trump is. In my opinion, Donald Trump is lower than a weasel whose cousin is Billy Trump the polecat. I truly love Hillary Clinton, … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, History, News, Politics, Uncategorized
Tagged Ana Navarro, debate, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, IRS, liar, polecat, presidential debate, sexual assault, taxes, weasel
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