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Drafts on Ferdie’s Desk
- Good God!! April 24, 2018
- Draft of Self Portrait March 21, 2018
- Pork Loins Plate #2 March 4, 2018
- Look Gift Horse In Mouth February 24, 2018
- Carolina’s Last Playoff Drive January 9, 2018
- Drive Them Crazy! November 14, 2017
- Mea Culpa! Mea Maxima Culpa! October 25, 2017
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I Am the Second Coming
There are prophecies in the Holy Scriptures that prophesy that I am THE SECOND COMING. In the next few days, I will elucidate, enumerate and elaborate on the prophecies about me. Come on, man!! Have you not read in the Scriptures about the sounding of THE LAST TRUMPET? Have you not heard of the RAPTURE? […]
My Self Portrait
I just thought of the idea of having a self portrait done in order to cement my spot in posterity. Plus, it is important for me to complete “my story” for history. I want to work on smoothing out the rough edges, and laying on the finish coat of the product. Speaking of legacy, my […]
Diajelle and National Honor Society
My oldest granddaughter Diajelle’s grandmother MiMi (my ex-wife) asked me to print this certificate out to give to her mother (my ex-mother-in-law). Diajelle (who makes 17 this weekend) was selected as a member of the National Honor Society. She is also very thoughtful and kind to her grandfather, me. Here is Diajelle going to her […]
What We Ate
We #ate well last night.
PAPA JOHNS
It was time for the NFL to get rid of PAPA JOHNS and its politics. I wonder if Mr. John thought that all of his customers hold the same 1800’s, antiquated political values that he holds. He needed to shut up, and simply make pizzas. Check out @NFLWrld’s Tweet: NFL players are excited for Pizza […]
King Ferdinand and The Neutral Ground
I love what the Neutral Ground cafe writes about me before each of my performances. I enjoy singing my love songs to the fine ladies in the audience. However, I pamper myself by throwing in my favorite jokes between the romance. FUN!!! One day I will sit down and describe what a pleasure it is […]
Be Bigger Than That
Should we all learn to be #biggerThanThat?
Hear God
What I’m Tweeting
- Possible storm. facebook.com/MargaretOrrWDS… 4 hours ago
- Old Pics Archive on Twitter twitter.com/oldpicsarchive… 1 day ago
- ...die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours or until I scream bloody murder." 1 day ago
- In the 1990's, the club oath was updated to read: "I, (state name here), a member of good standing of the He-Man Wo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 1 day ago
- I am upset with #women, and might join the #HeManWomanHatersClub. I still want to have romance with women, but they get on my nerves. 1 day ago
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Scott Baio was Correct
@ScottBaio >>You got it right. Continue reading
Who Influenced the Election?
@AnnCoulter Tweeted out who really influenced the presidential election in her opinion. She is wrong in her train of thought because she acts like people who disagree with her have no American voting rights. Actually, three million more Americans voted … Continue reading
I Am Upset with Trump
I am sitting in my den watching NFL football, thinking about how disgusting and criminal Donald Trump is. In my opinion, Donald Trump is lower than a weasel whose cousin is Billy Trump the polecat. I truly love Hillary Clinton, … Continue reading
I Wuv Hillary Clinton
Geaux, Girl! You need to do it for the sake of history. I luv, wuv and love Hillary Clinton. She will make a great president. All of you chauvinist pigs (including that wildebeest Donald Trump) need to leave her the … Continue reading
Donald Trump Loses in Iowa
WE THE PEOPLE!! The very first #real, hard copy vote of the 2016 race was cast in Iowa today, February 1. This counts! Donald Trump lost! The real polls begin; the rubber meets the highway… Only #NOW! This morning, February … Continue reading
Violent Deaths End Hostage Situation
Ferdie Werdie Algerian government forces attacked the BP gas plant hostage situation and killed Islamists and hostages indiscriminantly. I cannot defend that. Maybe one American hostage (from Texas) was killed in the govt. attack, according to early reports. In one attack, … Continue reading
