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Writings on Ferdie’s Desk
- Father’s Day 2026 June 21, 2026
- O.J. and My Brother February 3, 2026
- My Pool Table Skills November 27, 2025
- Books by Ferdie February 16, 2025
- Anna Nicole Smith October 25, 2024
- No! September 17, 2024
- The Rabbit Hole January 5, 2024
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Wait on the LORD: be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the LORD. Psalms 27:14 King James Bible
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In the Beginning, God said…
NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — In the beginning, God said: Ferdie, play the trumpet. In 1967, Louis Armstrong said: No kidding? You too? In 2014, Ryan Seacrest said: I play the clarinet… Go figure! Hahaha… Here is Ferdie years ago practicing for a show at the coffee house on his INSTRUMENT OF THE LORD. […]
Haunted Museum
I told y’all that my house is haunted. I am trying my best to move out very quickly before I meet my end in here. That is the last thing that I want. God is dealing with me b/c I have played around with hypnotism, Cosmic visions, Zen meditation, spiritual levitations (and such) since I […]
The Jinx
I saw the jinx coming! Why did I bet on the San Antonio Spurs and win money in game №3 of the 2026 NBA finals? I saw an announcement in the news several days before game №3 that set off an alert on my antenna. I Loved NY Knicks All Year Why did I bet […]
Cajun Country

I was born in Cajun Country. I am looking right now for the map that showed me this. VOILA! Here it is. Cajun Country is highlighted in gold. Yes, I was solidly born in Cajun Country. No! No! No! I see problems with the red in this map ⬇️. We need a debate. The map […]
Halloween to Mardi Gras

I explain: 👀 after the picture. Our bad Wolf is contemplating dealing for another bird >>behind curtain #3. If he gets da Bride of Frakenstein behind curtain №3, he has two birds. Hope he does not get a Zonk. Like they say, a bird in hand is better than 2 in a bush. Our Wolf […]
King Farouk III

My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, rulers of the Mountains of Zion on the Nile to the annex in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December […]
Happy Thanksgiving!

New Orleans (Nov. 27, 2025) — I will write about how my Thanksgiving is going. I already know what is on the menu, and what football games are coming on. I will notify you once I write the story. UPDATE: I wrote a little bit already at: https://wp.me/p1u4ud-19F ⬇️A Past Thanksgiving⬇️ I posted too many […]
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Wait on the LORD: be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the LORD. Psalms 27:14 King James Bible
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Saints Are Coming After Ye’!
10 more games left w/o our vaunted leader, coach Sean Payton. In history, these Bounty Gate suspensions by Roger Goodell of the NFL are a travesty of justice which will live in infamy. We are truly coming after ye’!! All of ye’. I do not believe that the Saints will just be hung from the rafters by that evil-doer, Roger Goodell, and these injustices will go away unanswered. The WHO DAT Nation will not be slapped around like this and just go away quietly. Don’t you believe that for one minute.
These horrible, unfair injustices by Goodell will not stand. The citizenry of the WHO DAT Nation of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the haughty and lying forces of the grotesque Empire of that evil-doer, Commissioner Roger Goodell of the NFL. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the WHO DAT Nation have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our nation. Goodell’s lies must not stand. This evil-doer is actually tearing down and ruining the entire “brand” of the NFL. That is why he is trying to bring in former commissioner Paul Taglibue to clear up his mess.
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