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In the Beginning, God said…
NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — In the beginning, God said: Ferdie, play the trumpet. In 1967, Louis Armstrong said: No kidding? You too? In 2014, Ryan Seacrest said: I play the clarinet… Go figure! Hahaha… Here is Ferdie years ago practicing for a show at the coffee house on his INSTRUMENT OF THE LORD. […]
Haunted Museum
I told y’all that my house is haunted. I am trying my best to move out very quickly before I meet my end in here. That is the last thing that I want. God is dealing with me b/c I have played around with hypnotism, Cosmic visions, Zen meditation, spiritual levitations (and such) since I […]
The Jinx
I saw the jinx coming! Why did I bet on the San Antonio Spurs and win money in game №3 of the 2026 NBA finals? I saw an announcement in the news several days before game №3 that set off an alert on my antenna. I Loved NY Knicks All Year Why did I bet […]
Cajun Country
I was born in Cajun Country. I am looking right now for the map that showed me this. VOILA! Here it is. Cajun Country is highlighted in gold. Yes, I was solidly born in Cajun Country. No! No! No! I see problems with the red in this map ⬇️. We need a debate. The map […]
Halloween to Mardi Gras
I explain after the picture about BRIDE of FRANKENSTEIN. Our bad Wolf is contemplating dealing for another bird >>behind curtain #3. If he gets da Bride of Frakenstein behind curtain №3, he has two birds. Hope he does not get a Zonk. Like they say, a bird in hand is better than 2 in a […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, rulers of the Mountains of Zion on the Nile to the annex in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December […]
Happy Thanksgiving!
New Orleans (Nov. 27, 2025) — I will write about how my Thanksgiving is going. I already know what is on the menu, and what football games are coming on. I will notify you once I write the story. UPDATE: I wrote a little bit already at: https://wp.me/p1u4ud-19F ⬇️A Past Thanksgiving⬇️ I posted too many […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
Tag Archives: NFL
Jumper Cables For The Mind
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I truly had an emotional jolt recently when the New Orleans Saints lost which kicked my gray matter into another gear. That may or may not be exactly like the Jumper-Cables-type jolt talked about by scientists … Continue reading
Knock! Knock! #WhoDat?
Since our #WhoDatNation is in such a grand funk after Sunday’s loss, I have decided to put a little smile on your faces. I hope that you enjoy my #Cajun joke below. I am hurting badly too because the game … Continue reading
Gunmen Still In Nairobi Mall
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Reports were premature last night that the Westgate mall in Nairobi, Kenya, was secured. This morning, according to updated reports, gunmen are still holed up at the mall. Early this morning, two senior officials said several … Continue reading
#RunningBack is anti- #GayMarriage
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Mixing sports with politics (the gay-marriage issue & the coming-out issue) is once again in the news. Top NFL #runningback voices opposition. Vikings’ Adrian Peterson is probably the best r/b in the league. He has now … Continue reading
Beating A Dead Horse Alive
Ferdie Werdie Some personalities on the radio in Nawlins have been trying to ratchet down people’s emotions about NFL commish Roger Goodell. Everyone in town wants to personally serve him a big bowl of “gumbo” or a lovely, delicious beverage when … Continue reading
Saints Are Coming After Ye’!
Ferdie Werdie 10 more games left w/o our vaunted leader, coach Sean Payton. In history, these Bounty Gate suspensions by Roger Goodell of the NFL are a travesty of justice which will live in infamy. We are truly coming after … Continue reading
Fire Roger Goodell after Lying
Ferdie Werdie #CommissionerGoodell‘s house of cards is finally tumbling as he recuses self from #BountyGate rulings, and asks former Commissioner #PaulTaglibue to step in. I think that Paul Tagliabue (after ruling on the players) should also reinstate Coach Sean Payton … Continue reading
Roger Goodell, Please Retire!!
Ferdie Werdie Commish Roger Goodell is totally ruining the brand “NFL.” Firstly, he destroys a perfectly decent Saints team in New Orleans with over-the-top, unreal, lengthy penalties ..which dilutes the integrity of the whole NFL. Now, he is ruining a billion-$ … Continue reading
Roger Goodell is a Son-of-a-B…
Ferdie Werdie I think that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is a son-of-a-btch. He has succeeded in tearing down and ruining a perfectly competitive team. This is not at all good for the league (more) http://wp.me/p1u4ud-6X Roger Goodell — SUCKKKKS!!! Roger … Continue reading
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