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Sitting Wolf
My Indian name is Sitting Wolf. I have little or no Indian blood in me, but I had some French-Cajun ancestors who fought with Sitting Bull at the Battle of the Little Bighorn. They wore their Mardi Gras Indian costumes and blended in with the Native Indians. My ancestors were angry about how the Yankees […]
Best New Orleans PoBoy
The seditious acts by the Republican Senators today is the work of a priviledged class of irresponsible despots, authorized tyrants and bloodsuckers who fasten upon the flesh of oppressed blacks and draw political power and consequence from the gall of their penultimate legalistic jiglisms and crimes. They say, “This Authentic New Orleans Shrimp Po’ Boy […]
The First Chicken
So, two birds that weren’t really chickens created and hatched a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken. Research by the Chinese has confirmed one of Darwin’s chief arguments about the chicken: It descended from the red jungle fowl aka the Gallus gallus spadiceus. QUESTION: What did the chicken ask […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, ruler of the Mountains of Zion in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December 19XX – present) is the 10th […]
Two Heads And Charlize
I recently said that I was going to explain “Two Heads Are Better Than One” which I said about the video below. If I had Charlize Theron living with me, I would get further along with my life and with things that need to be done. Charlize came to mind when I was trying to figure out how to explain my statement.
Watch “My Movie” on YouTube
Happy Mardi Gras! Here is a clip that I made at Delery Studio. I hope that you enjoy! The movie (below the clip) is having troubles right now, and will not open. Sorry! I am working on it. Meanwhile, enjoy the clip that I posted for now. This is the movie (below) that I […]
The Delery Gazette
See the index on the right for the list of my articles; or for smaller screens like cell phones or smaller platforms find the index (or the “Full Site” link) at the very bottom or on Page 2. I will praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Marvelous are your works; And that […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
Monthly Archives: September 2012
Roger Goodell, Please Retire!!
Ferdie Werdie Commish Roger Goodell is totally ruining the brand “NFL.” Firstly, he destroys a perfectly decent Saints team in New Orleans with over-the-top, unreal, lengthy penalties ..which dilutes the integrity of the whole NFL. Now, he is ruining a billion-$ … Continue reading
LSU Drops to No. 3 in Polls
Ferdie Werdie LSU dropped to #3 in the polls even though they won on Saturday. Thank God that the standings in NFL football are not determined by polls. What a phoney Super Bowl that would be if the 2 teams … Continue reading
Mitt Romney Hates 47% of Americans
Ferdie Werdie If Mitt Romney wins the presidential election, I will enlarge this picture and hang it on the wall in my den. Why? To remind me every day that the American electorate is dumb enuff to elect him. I … Continue reading
Roger Goodell is a Son-of-a-B…
Ferdie Werdie I think that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is a son-of-a-btch. He has succeeded in tearing down and ruining a perfectly competitive team. This is not at all good for the league (more) http://wp.me/p1u4ud-6X Roger Goodell — SUCKKKKS!!! Roger … Continue reading
Aida Wildcats Kill Tim Daniels’ Cowboys!
Aida Slaughters Tim Ferdie Werdie (Caribbean Bombers) Week 1: (Ferdie’s YAHOO League) The Aida Wildcats scored the most points this week in Ferdie’s fantasy league on their way to slaughtering the Tim Daniels Cowboys. The Cowboys got their “bird” … Continue reading
