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There are prophecies in the Holy Scriptures that prophesy that I am THE SECOND COMING. In the next few days, I will elucidate, enumerate and elaborate on the prophecies about me. Come on, man!! Have you not read in the Scriptures about the sounding of THE LAST TRUMPET? Have you not heard of the RAPTURE? […]
I just thought of the idea of having a self portrait done in order to cement my spot in posterity. Plus, it is important for me to complete “my story” for history. I want to work on smoothing out the rough edges, and laying on the finish coat of the product. Speaking of legacy, my […]
My oldest granddaughter Diajelle’s grandmother MiMi (my ex-wife) asked me to print this certificate out to give to her mother (my ex-mother-in-law). Diajelle (who makes 17 this weekend) was selected as a member of the National Honor Society. She is also very thoughtful and kind to her grandfather, me. Here is Diajelle going to her […]
We #ate well last night.
It was time for the NFL to get rid of PAPA JOHNS and its politics. I wonder if Mr. John thought that all of his customers hold the same 1800’s, antiquated political values that he holds. He needed to shut up, and simply make pizzas. Check out @NFLWrld’s Tweet: NFL players are excited for Pizza […]
I love what the Neutral Ground cafe writes about me before each of my performances. I enjoy singing my love songs to the fine ladies in the audience. However, I pamper myself by throwing in my favorite jokes between the romance. FUN!!! One day I will sit down and describe what a pleasure it is […]
Should we all learn to be #biggerThanThat?
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- ...die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours or until I scream bloody murder." 1 day ago
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- I am upset with #women, and might join the #HeManWomanHatersClub. I still want to have romance with women, but they get on my nerves. 1 day ago
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Is Donald Trump a doggone Nazi? I have not been able to watch cable news ever since last week. After Trump’s inglorious news conference, my head exploded at his traitorous words in defense of Nazis, alt-Right, etc. Since then, I … Continue reading
Ferdie Werdie Some personalities on the radio in Nawlins have been trying to ratchet down people’s emotions about NFL commish Roger Goodell. Everyone in town wants to personally serve him a big bowl of “gumbo” or a lovely, delicious beverage when … Continue reading
Ferdie Werdie 10 more games left w/o our vaunted leader, coach Sean Payton. In history, these Bounty Gate suspensions by Roger Goodell of the NFL are a travesty of justice which will live in infamy. We are truly coming after … Continue reading
Ferdie Werdie Commish Roger Goodell is totally ruining the brand “NFL.” Firstly, he destroys a perfectly decent Saints team in New Orleans with over-the-top, unreal, lengthy penalties ..which dilutes the integrity of the whole NFL. Now, he is ruining a billion-$ … Continue reading
Ferdie Werdie I think that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is a son-of-a-btch. He has succeeded in tearing down and ruining a perfectly competitive team. This is not at all good for the league (more) http://wp.me/p1u4ud-6X Roger Goodell — SUCKKKKS!!! Roger … Continue reading
Ferdie Werdie W/O coach Sean Payton at the helm in 2012, I predict that the New Orleans Saints win only 3 games this season. I believe that Commissioner Roger Goodell has unfairly broken the Saints down with his over-the-top punishments. … Continue reading