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Writings on Ferdie’s Desk
- Father’s Day 2026 June 21, 2026
- O.J. and My Brother February 3, 2026
- My Pool Table Skills November 27, 2025
- Books by Ferdie February 16, 2025
- Anna Nicole Smith October 25, 2024
- No! September 17, 2024
- The Rabbit Hole January 5, 2024
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Wait on the LORD: be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the LORD. Psalms 27:14 King James Bible
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In the Beginning, God said…
NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — In the beginning, God said: Ferdie, play the trumpet. In 1967, Louis Armstrong said: No kidding? You too? In 2014, Ryan Seacrest said: I play the clarinet… Go figure! Hahaha… Here is Ferdie years ago practicing for a show at the coffee house on his INSTRUMENT OF THE LORD. […]
Haunted Museum
I told y’all that my house is haunted. I am trying my best to move out very quickly before I meet my end in here. That is the last thing that I want. God is dealing with me b/c I have played around with hypnotism, Cosmic visions, Zen meditation, spiritual levitations (and such) since I […]
The Jinx
I saw the jinx coming! Why did I bet on the San Antonio Spurs and win money in game №3 of the 2026 NBA finals? I saw an announcement in the news several days before game №3 that set off an alert on my antenna. I Loved NY Knicks All Year Why did I bet […]
Cajun Country

I was born in Cajun Country. I am looking right now for the map that showed me this. VOILA! Here it is. Cajun Country is highlighted in gold. Yes, I was solidly born in Cajun Country. No! No! No! I see problems with the red in this map ⬇️. We need a debate. The map […]
Halloween to Mardi Gras

After the picture⬇️ I explain about… the movie BRIDE of FRANKENSTEIN. Meanwhile, our bad Wolf is contemplating dealing for another bird >>behind curtain #3? If he gets da Bride of Frakenstein behind curtain №3, he has two birds. Hope he does not get a Zonk. Like they say, a bird in hand is better than […]
King Farouk III

My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, rulers of the Mountains of Zion on the Nile to the annex in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December […]
Happy Thanksgiving!

New Orleans (Nov. 27, 2025) — I will write about how my Thanksgiving is going. I already know what is on the menu, and what football games are coming on. I will notify you once I write the story. UPDATE: I wrote a little bit already at: https://wp.me/p1u4ud-19F ⬇️A Past Thanksgiving⬇️ I posted too many […]
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My 2015 Mardi Gras
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Every Mardi Gras, I attend certain functions, parades or balls at which I get excited and truly feel the Mardi Gras Spirit. It is like a natural high. This year, I plan to write about my … Continue reading
Runway GIF
With all of the tragic news going on today. I was happy to see the picture of this lovely runway model. There is something fine going on today. Beautiful Runway Model GIF | Playboy. I like this picture. #Lovely! http://t.co/xPJHwhEv1B … Continue reading
Eyeballs and Elbows
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — The title above is not exactly how the phrase goes. However, you will understand my twist once you read more. Do you remember this picture below from our past? Jayne Mansfield used to dress provocatively publicly … Continue reading
In the Beginning, God said What?
NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — In the beginning, God said: I play the trumpet. In 1967, Louis Armstrong said: No kidding? You too? In 2014, Ryan Seacrest said: I play the clarinet… Go figure! Hahaha… Here is Ferdie practicing … Continue reading
Louisiana Festival
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — On yesterday, 4 of my granddaughters (true cajun-dining experts already), myself and their moms enjoyed the Louisiana Seafood Festival. We ate bbq shrimp, stuffed oysters, alligator, shrimp/grits, charbroiled oysters, and more. My son in-law and 2 … Continue reading
Polite Society My Arse
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — DO NOT mistake me for a member of POLITE SOCIETY. Why? There has been a rash of people beating me over the head about ME and MY life. You are getting on my nerves. So, what … Continue reading
Shroud of Turin
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I plan to study more about the Shroud of Turin. If this is truly the face of Jesus, we should embrace the magnitude and importance of the image. We need to look into the eyes of … Continue reading
Hump Day!
I am parking these pictures here temporarily in order for me to study them more closely. They are advertized as mind-blowing pictures. They have not blown my mind yet. That is why I want to come back later and put … Continue reading
Squeezing Into the Bed
What in the heck is on my mind this afternoon? Well, that is the big question in the picture below. Once I wrap up a few things at the house, I plan to go to Harrah’s Casino in order to … Continue reading
Festival Season in New Orleans
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Festival season has broken out all over New Orleans. On Friday and Saturday there was flooding and such ugly weather that it felt like a hurricane was hitting the region. Then, on Sunday, I woke up … Continue reading