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King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, rulers of the Mountains of Zion on the Nile to the annex in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December […]
Happy Thanksgiving!
New Orleans (Nov. 27, 2025) — I will write about how my Thanksgiving is going. I already know what is on the menu, and what football games are coming on. I will notify you once I write the story. UPDATE: I wrote a little bit already at: https://wp.me/p1u4ud-19F ⬇️A Past Thanksgiving⬇️ I posted too many […]
Sitting Wolf
NOTE: My New Year resolution for 2026 is to give up sugar. I have diabetes anyway, and have to avoid sugar per doctor’s orders. Then, I explain my Native American Indian name at the bottom; last article. I’m A Dylan Fan Ferdie Delery (Dec. 30, 2025) — Bob Dylan was married to one of my […]
Black QBs In League
Firstly, I wanted to explain this cartoon. I might have missed the joke and laughed at the wrong thing. I laughed at Lucy saying, “His superior — a woman.” Maybe that is not what the joke is about. Did I miss the point? Sorry, ladies! Four Now Replaced By Whites Since I wrote this article⬇️ […]
My Pool Table Skills
I have to fact check with my brother at what age he started shooting pool in the back of our cousin’s bar room. At the corner of St. Anthony St. and Claiborne Ave. in New Orleans was a bar room (Fat’s Bar) owned by a cousin of my Grandfather Sidney Cates. I, unlike my brother, […]
My Cosmic Readings
I heard God say, “Ferdie, you are blessed.” Thinking more deeply (even deeper), I discerned that the Lord will place in your face (along your journey) people whom he wants to use to reveal himself to you. I leaned on some of my psycho studies for my book, I HAVE A DREAM! https://a.co/d/0wPSoO5 >>You may also […]
Deportation Crackdown
The courts are studying Trump’s alien deportation roundups which are inhuman. I did not know that this song⬇️ was a hit song back in the day.
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
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Shroud of Turin
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I plan to study more about the Shroud of Turin. If this is truly the face of Jesus, we should embrace the magnitude and importance of the image. We need to look into the eyes of … Continue reading
I Ate This!!
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I took out a moment yesterday to visit and eat this at the New Orleans Greek Festival. Plus, I looked at many pretty, lovely pairs of these. By the way, the weather is so lovely these … Continue reading
Fresh Words of Wisdom
Firstly, Happy Mother’s Day to all loving mothers around the world. Then… NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Here are some fresh words of wisdom which Arianna Huffington tweeted recently. She is quoting German author Eckhart Tolle whose teachings I am just … Continue reading
Festival Season in New Orleans
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Festival season has broken out all over New Orleans. On Friday and Saturday there was flooding and such ugly weather that it felt like a hurricane was hitting the region. Then, on Sunday, I woke up … Continue reading
Jessica Simpson Needs a Maid
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Jessica Simpson tweeted about how her mini-dress was so wrinkled when she went out recently. However, she also bragged about how fine her legs looked. In her Instagram photo she said how proud she is to … Continue reading
Bitcoin CEO Found Dead
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — The Bitcoin tragedy became even more grim with the death (possible suicide) of Bitcoin CEO August Ratke. The 28-year-old American was found dead near her Singapore home last week. This brings to eight the number of … Continue reading
Mardi Gras Greeting
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Will this early morning Mardi Gras greeting satisfy your desires? Once I leave the house this morning there is no telling when or if I will ever return. hahaha. Have a great day! This is where … Continue reading
The Seat of My Throne
BOSCOVILLE (Gazette) — I loved my sofa. Now, I love my chair. A grand thought came to my mine a few days ago; and the benefits are paying off with many dividends. I thought, instead of spending all of my … Continue reading
Paula Patton Suitor Requests
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Paula Patton is getting some funny requests from potential suitors on Twitter. They are not even giving her time to enjoy her newfound freedom. She and Robin Thicke announced their separation only yesterday. The corpse of … Continue reading
Paula Patton Straight into Ferdie’s Arms
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Hollywood Movie star and sex kitten Paula Patton is about to fall from the sky straight into my arms like an angel. WATCH!! I am not playing. She will be mine. Now that she and singer … Continue reading
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