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Drafts on Ferdie’s Desk
- Good God!! April 24, 2018
- Draft of Self Portrait March 21, 2018
- Pork Loins Plate #2 March 4, 2018
- Look Gift Horse In Mouth February 24, 2018
- Carolina’s Last Playoff Drive January 9, 2018
- Drive Them Crazy! November 14, 2017
- Mea Culpa! Mea Maxima Culpa! October 25, 2017
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I Am the Second Coming
There are prophecies in the Holy Scriptures that prophesy that I am THE SECOND COMING. In the next few days, I will elucidate, enumerate and elaborate on the prophecies about me. Come on, man!! Have you not read in the Scriptures about the sounding of THE LAST TRUMPET? Have you not heard of the RAPTURE? […]
My Self Portrait
I just thought of the idea of having a self portrait done in order to cement my spot in posterity. Plus, it is important for me to complete “my story” for history. I want to work on smoothing out the rough edges, and laying on the finish coat of the product. Speaking of legacy, my […]
Diajelle and National Honor Society
My oldest granddaughter Diajelle’s grandmother MiMi (my ex-wife) asked me to print this certificate out to give to her mother (my ex-mother-in-law). Diajelle (who makes 17 this weekend) was selected as a member of the National Honor Society. She is also very thoughtful and kind to her grandfather, me. Here is Diajelle going to her […]
What We Ate
We #ate well last night.
PAPA JOHNS
It was time for the NFL to get rid of PAPA JOHNS and its politics. I wonder if Mr. John thought that all of his customers hold the same 1800’s, antiquated political values that he holds. He needed to shut up, and simply make pizzas. Check out @NFLWrld’s Tweet: NFL players are excited for Pizza […]
King Ferdinand and The Neutral Ground
I love what the Neutral Ground cafe writes about me before each of my performances. I enjoy singing my love songs to the fine ladies in the audience. However, I pamper myself by throwing in my favorite jokes between the romance. FUN!!! One day I will sit down and describe what a pleasure it is […]
Be Bigger Than That
Should we all learn to be #biggerThanThat?
Hear God
What I’m Tweeting
- Possible storm. facebook.com/MargaretOrrWDS… 4 hours ago
- Old Pics Archive on Twitter twitter.com/oldpicsarchive… 1 day ago
- ...die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours or until I scream bloody murder." 1 day ago
- In the 1990's, the club oath was updated to read: "I, (state name here), a member of good standing of the He-Man Wo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 1 day ago
- I am upset with #women, and might join the #HeManWomanHatersClub. I still want to have romance with women, but they get on my nerves. 1 day ago
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Take A Knee
Is Donald Trump a doggone Nazi? I have not been able to watch cable news ever since last week. After Trump’s inglorious news conference, my head exploded at his traitorous words in defense of Nazis, alt-Right, etc. Since then, I … Continue reading
Super Bowl Weekend
I don’t know about y’all, but I am ready for Super Bowl weekend. UPDATE: Since I posted the Wild Card schedule a few weeks ago, we are now heading toward Super Bowl weekend which has the Carolina Panthers meeting the … Continue reading
Saints and Running Game
I have some videos and pictures from my daughter’s graduation that I plan to post at my Gazette. The 19th was the 4th anniversary of her graduation. Until then here is a link to where I saved some of the … Continue reading
Why Johnny Manziel Dropped to #22
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Y’all don’t know how much I enjoyed reading the leaked New England Patriots’ scouting report on QB Johnny Manziel. The scouting report contains the reasons why the Patriots passed on Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel in … Continue reading
Jumper Cables For The Mind
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I truly had an emotional jolt recently when the New Orleans Saints lost which kicked my gray matter into another gear. That may or may not be exactly like the Jumper-Cables-type jolt talked about by scientists … Continue reading
Knock! Knock! #WhoDat?
Since our #WhoDatNation is in such a grand funk after Sunday’s loss, I have decided to put a little smile on your faces. I hope that you enjoy my #Cajun joke below. I am hurting badly too because the game … Continue reading
Cannot #Eat This
WWL Radio asked us football fans what we are cooking today. I would love to eat what is in the picture. LOVE IT! However, I bought an oyster sandwich and some fried artichoke balls. After I ate the oyster sandwich, I put … Continue reading
