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Sitting Wolf
My Indian name is Sitting Wolf. I have little or no Indian blood in me, but I had some French-Cajun ancestors who fought with Sitting Bull at the Battle of the Little Bighorn. They wore their Mardi Gras Indian costumes and blended in with the Native Indians. My ancestors were angry about how the Yankees […]
Best New Orleans PoBoy
The seditious acts by the Republican Senators today is the work of a priviledged class of irresponsible despots, authorized tyrants and bloodsuckers who fasten upon the flesh of oppressed blacks and draw political power and consequence from the gall of their penultimate legalistic jiglisms and crimes. They say, “This Authentic New Orleans Shrimp Po’ Boy […]
The First Chicken
So, two birds that weren’t really chickens created and hatched a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken. Research by the Chinese has confirmed one of Darwin’s chief arguments about the chicken: It descended from the red jungle fowl aka the Gallus gallus spadiceus. QUESTION: What did the chicken ask […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, ruler of the Mountains of Zion in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December 19XX – present) is the 10th […]
Two Heads And Charlize
I recently said that I was going to explain “Two Heads Are Better Than One” which I said about the video below. If I had Charlize Theron living with me, I would get further along with my life and with things that need to be done. Charlize came to mind when I was trying to figure out how to explain my statement.
Watch “My Movie” on YouTube
Happy Mardi Gras! Here is a clip that I made at Delery Studio. I hope that you enjoy! The movie (below the clip) is having troubles right now, and will not open. Sorry! I am working on it. Meanwhile, enjoy the clip that I posted for now. This is the movie (below) that I […]
The Delery Gazette
See the index on the right for the list of my articles; or for smaller screens like cell phones or smaller platforms find the index (or the “Full Site” link) at the very bottom or on Page 2. I will praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Marvelous are your works; And that […]
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Tag Archives: football
Is She Shapely?
I was just wondering if the young lady in the picture below has a nice shape. What do you think? This below is another of the cutie pie’s posts on her Instagram page. I saw several of her posts while … Continue reading
Take A Knee
Is Donald Trump a doggone Nazi? I have not been able to watch cable news ever since last week. After Trump’s inglorious news conference, my head exploded at his traitorous words in defense of Nazis, alt-Right, etc. Since then, I … Continue reading
Super Bowl Weekend
I don’t know about y’all, but I am ready for Super Bowl weekend. UPDATE: Since I posted the Wild Card schedule a few weeks ago, we are now heading toward Super Bowl weekend which has the Carolina Panthers meeting the … Continue reading
Saints and Running Game
I have some videos and pictures from my daughter’s graduation that I plan to post at my Gazette. The 19th was the 4th anniversary of her graduation. Until then here is a link to where I saved some of the … Continue reading
Why Johnny Manziel Dropped to #22
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Y’all don’t know how much I enjoyed reading the leaked New England Patriots’ scouting report on QB Johnny Manziel. The scouting report contains the reasons why the Patriots passed on Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel in … Continue reading
Jumper Cables For The Mind
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I truly had an emotional jolt recently when the New Orleans Saints lost which kicked my gray matter into another gear. That may or may not be exactly like the Jumper-Cables-type jolt talked about by scientists … Continue reading
Knock! Knock! #WhoDat?
Since our #WhoDatNation is in such a grand funk after Sunday’s loss, I have decided to put a little smile on your faces. I hope that you enjoy my #Cajun joke below. I am hurting badly too because the game … Continue reading
Cannot #Eat This
WWL Radio asked us football fans what we are cooking today. I would love to eat what is in the picture. LOVE IT! However, I bought an oyster sandwich and some fried artichoke balls. After I ate the oyster sandwich, I put … Continue reading
Gunmen Still In Nairobi Mall
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Reports were premature last night that the Westgate mall in Nairobi, Kenya, was secured. This morning, according to updated reports, gunmen are still holed up at the mall. Early this morning, two senior officials said several … Continue reading
Roger Goodell, Please Retire!!
Ferdie Werdie Commish Roger Goodell is totally ruining the brand “NFL.” Firstly, he destroys a perfectly decent Saints team in New Orleans with over-the-top, unreal, lengthy penalties ..which dilutes the integrity of the whole NFL. Now, he is ruining a billion-$ … Continue reading
