Happy Halloween!

Posted on October 31, 2013 by ferdieWerdie

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Yes! What a lovely Halloween greeting this is. Marilyn makes such a sexy pumpkin. Also, in other news, some folks’ long-suffering wishes may soon be answered in Washington D.C. In fact, many people across the country might consider the below news very welcome to the ears. It sure would keep thousands of individuals from crowding U.S. jails for such minor offenses. Jails are already overcrowded with real criminals.

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Knock! Knock! #WhoDat?

Posted on October 15, 2013 by ferdieWerdie

Since our #WhoDatNation is in such a grand funk after Sunday’s loss, I have decided to put a little smile on your faces. I hope that you enjoy my #Cajun joke below. I am hurting badly too because the game was stolen from our 5-1 New Orleans Saints. We need a little bit of humor this week. The agony of the feet is just too much to bear.

I am hurting badly too because the referees were definitely cheating for the New England Patriots. Those hoes! We should be 6-0 instead of 5-1. I believe in stringing up referees. The REFS from Sunday’s New Orleans Saints vs. Patriots game need to be hung from the nearest Magnolia tree. Those refs definitely stole the game from the Saints.

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Second U.S. Raid Spawns Terror Threats

Posted on October 8, 2013 by ferdieWerdie

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — News of a second, simultaneous raid by U.S special forces in Libya (launched at the same time as a similar Somalia attack) has led Islamic militants to threaten U.S. citizens and interests in Libya. In the special forces raid on Tripoli, Abu Anas al-Libi, a suspect in the 1998 US embassy bombings in East Africa, was captured outside his house on Saturday and is now in custody aboard a US Navy ship.

In the Somali attack, the home of Al-Shabaab leader Sheikh Moktar Ali Zubeyr (also known as Ahmad Amni Godanne) was stormed by members of Seal Team Six also on Saturday. Unlike in Libya where al-Libi was captured, Americans do not know if their main target in Somalia is dead or alive because that raid was cut short after special forces came under heavy fire. See: http://wp.me/p3ep7C-5s

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Tropical Storm Karen

Posted on October 3, 2013 by ferdieWerdie

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I just read something that is amazing, and should be noted on Fox News and CNN News. The United States government is shut down, and there is a storm headed straight for the guts of the country. WOW!! How stupid, Republicans!

This could be another perfect storm developing. I mean, think of what can happen if the U.S. gets hit by a devastating storm while the stupid Republicans have the government shut down. Let’s not even try to imagine that scenario right now. The Republicans and the Tea Party hate President Obama so much that they are willing to let many Americans go straight down the tubes. I cannot imagine much more hate and ignorance.

Update since the weekend on Tuesday, October 8:
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Karen touched down in the U.S. as a tropical depression sparing the country the ravages of a full-force attack. Thank the Lord! Meanwhile, the economic impact of the government shutdown and Congressional stalemate rages on. It is un-American for the Teabaggers and Republicans to blackmail the country by throwing the Obama Care Law into the mix as a threat. Obama Care is a duly-passed law which is the law of the land. It is just pure hate of President Obama which drives the Teabaggers and Republican to drag the country to the brink of economic disaster. These haters refuse to vote for anything that President Obama tries to do.

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Cannot #Eat This

Posted on September 28, 2013 by ferdieWerdie

WWL Radio asked us football fans what we are cooking today. I would love to eat what is in the picture. LOVE IT! However, I bought an oyster sandwich and some fried artichoke balls. After I ate the oyster sandwich, I put a couple artichoke balls on some bread and butter. Now, I am drinking some 7-Up and relaxing with some football.

Speaking of eating, I would sure love to put a smile on Sanaa Lathan’s face. She is a cutie pie. However, I am just dreaming and do not see me getting ahold of her any time soon. Besides that, I heard that Denzel Washington has that stuff all wrapped up.

In the latest from the weekend, a Lake Charles, Louisiana, man walked into his church on Friday night and shot to death his pastor during the sermon. No motive has been discovered yet.

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Gunmen Still In Nairobi Mall

Posted on September 24, 2013 by ferdieWerdie

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Reports were premature last night that the Westgate mall in Nairobi, Kenya, was secured. This morning, according to updated reports, gunmen are still holed up at the mall. Early this morning, two senior officials said several gunmen — including snipers — were still inside the mall. Look for further reports on the fluid situation.

Also, a large number of bodies of victims from the Nairobi attack is expected to reach the city morgue. Reports say that there still might be hostages in the mall.

In sports news, WHO DATS are prepping this week for the arrival of the Miami Dolphins for their 3-0 undefeated showdown. We will keep you posted.

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Mark Ingram Wants Out

Posted on September 22, 2013 by ferdieWerdie

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Halleluiah! Yes, I am happy that running back Mark Ingram wants to seek a trade from the New Orleans Saints. Coach Sean Payton does not know how to not play Ingram to the detriment of the team. If Ingram is traded, then Payton cannot play him.

In other news, around the world there is still big trouble in Afghanistan and Iraq. I thought George W. Bush solved all of that. I guess that is what I get for thinking. Plus, North Korea is still experimenting and developing nuclear parts despite U.N. and American sanctions. Who saw that coming? Everybody who can see of course.

https://twitter.com/JeanMarcVILLER/status/382196548823572480

Now, to happier news, FALL has sprung. I mean, FALL has done whatever they call it. Is it FALL has fallen; or maybe FALL fell. I will google it. Anyway, it is cooler outside today. Happy Fall!

Here is the forecast before game time and the big Saints victory.

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Health And Romance

Posted on September 19, 2013 by ferdieWerdie
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — My reported, reputed and conjectured romantic demise has been much exaggerated and ballyhooed. I find it necessary to clarify my vaunted standing with respect to the passage of time as it is related to my “romantical” prowess.
So, Ferdie Werdie shared a link from near New Orleans:

My post recently GROW OLD WITH DIGNITY about my so-called decline in the field of amorous endeavors is catching some vended interest around the world from other old farts, I mean,  sum’a-duh-beyotches like myself. I hope that this announcement about my continued prowess and breathing of air actually goes viral. Some of my lovely nephews, nieces, offspring, etc. doth flatter themselves too much when they clamor that I am old and washed-up. Also, my so-called sexual decline in the romance department is totally & overly exaggerated. Below, I list one Twitter fan of mine who has graciously taken notice of my announcement and shared it with the world.
George Brownell‏@gwbrownell tweeted approval of @ferdiewerdie’s announcement by reTweeting it here:

Yes, I appreciated someone noticing my dilemma and giving me support 7 Apr. Need our offspring say, “Dad, you have to learn to grow old with dignity?” (via @ferdiewerdie)  http://wp.me/p1u4ud-cJ

@gwbrownell graciously shared ferdie’s tweet…
So, @FerdieWerdie magnanimously replied: I think that fine young ladies truly cannot help themselves around me, 007-Goldfinger. I mean …Werdie; Ferdie Werdie ..LOL. That is why I wanted to share this movie clip based on my book DRIVE WOMEN CRAZY.

This was my reply to @gwbrownell’s retweet:

George Brownell‏@gwbrownell    7 Apr  tweeted the picture above. Health is an important issue for happiness and well-being. Diet and exercise are valuable. Brownell thanked the young lady who posted the picture: “Good question, Diane” … ( Thanks, Diane Carlysle) pic.twitter.com/LuZwef4J2G

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Testing 1-2-3

Posted on September 16, 2013 by ferdieWerdie

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I am testing here the NEW how-to-embed FaceBook posts into my Gazette tool. This attempt may be unsuccessful, and all you will get is a link or a note below. Here goes: …UNSUCCESSFUL. Sorry! So, in lieu of, I am embedding a youtube video of a brief clip from my movie Terror Nights based on my book The Terror Scrolls. Enjoy! I am getting a few slight nibbles for a release into movie theaters.

FaceBook! FaceBook! FaceBook! Why is this “NEW” FaceBook embed tool not working. I am trying, trying, trying. Twitter works fine; youtube works fine; FaceBook works suckishly.

https://www.facebook.com/ferdiewerdie/posts/10201897526460736

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Me Big Chief; Me Got’em Tribe!

Posted on September 13, 2013 by ferdieWerdie

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — My War Council (my daughters) and I had a Ferdie Werdie#PowWow recently from which we drew up the following NEW NATION PROCLAMATION: Me Big Chief. I got’em tribe. Got my girls right by my side. I’m gonna’ do everything I could. Me Big Chief. I’m feelin’ good. I’m going down &’a get my squaw. Me might buy a great big car. Me whole tribe is having fun. We gonna’ dance ’til the morning sun. Like ·  

My War Council.
This is my War Council w/o whom I could make war.

My War Council w/o whom I could make war.

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NOTE: The below message is something that I am working on. Hopefully, I will have this fixed soon. They (the programmers here) need to straighten up and fly right!!

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