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DELERY GAZETTE (Oct 1, 2026) — These are 2 of my granddaughters who are now in college (L) and high school (r). Their sister (the middle one, Dori) is now in high school. She is always busy outside enjoying sports or in the back yard in the middle of a project. Since we are in […]
The Oyster Sandwich
I need to discuss my decision about the oyster sandwich in the video at this link. I do not like how I look ungrateful in the video. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/19XcqCPrn8/ My brother bought me an oyster sandwich, and I got mad that he cut it in half to give my sister half. I should have been grateful […]
In the Beginning, God said…
NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — In the beginning, God said: Ferdie, play the trumpet. In 1967, Louis Armstrong said: No kidding? You too? In 2014, Ryan Seacrest said: I play the clarinet… Go figure! Hahaha… Here is Ferdie years ago practicing for a show at the coffee house on his INSTRUMENT OF THE LORD. […]
Haunted Museum
I told y’all that my house is haunted. I am trying my best to move out very quickly before I meet my end in here. That is the last thing that I want. God is dealing with me b/c I have played around with hypnotism, Cosmic visions, Zen meditation, spiritual levitations (and such) since I […]
The Jinx
I saw the jinx coming! Why did I bet on the San Antonio Spurs and win money in game №3 of the 2026 NBA finals? I saw an announcement in the news several days before game №3 that set off an alert on my antenna. I Loved NY Knicks All Year Why did I bet […]
Cajun Country
I was born in Cajun Country. I am looking right now for the map that showed me this. VOILA! Here it is. Cajun Country is highlighted in gold. Yes, I was solidly born in Cajun Country. No! No! No! I see problems with the red in this map ⬇️. We need a debate. The map […]
Halloween to Mardi Gras
After the picture⬇️ I explain about… the movie BRIDE of FRANKENSTEIN. Meanwhile, our bad Wolf is contemplating dealing for another bird >>behind curtain #3? If he gets da Bride of Frakenstein behind curtain №3, he has two birds. Hope he does not get a Zonk. Like they say, a bird in hand is better than […]
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Mardi Gras Greeting
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Will this early morning Mardi Gras greeting satisfy your desires? Once I leave the house this morning there is no telling when or if I will ever return. hahaha. Have a great day! This is where … Continue reading
New Orleans Pelicans Are a Farm Team
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Coach Monty Williams of the New Orleans Pelicans needs to be fired. This team has been in last place of their division for the last three years. Does owner Tom Benson have his head stuck up … Continue reading
The Seat of My Throne
BOSCOVILLE (Gazette) — I loved my sofa. Now, I love my chair. A grand thought came to my mine a few days ago; and the benefits are paying off with many dividends. I thought, instead of spending all of my … Continue reading
Some pre-Mardi Gras Pictures
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — IT IS MARDI GRAS time in the BIG EASY! This evening (in the next few minutes), I will be in the swing of things. However, firstly, I had to make sure that lil’ Potato was well-fed. … Continue reading
Paula Patton Suitor Requests
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Paula Patton is getting some funny requests from potential suitors on Twitter. They are not even giving her time to enjoy her newfound freedom. She and Robin Thicke announced their separation only yesterday. The corpse of … Continue reading
Paula Patton Straight into Ferdie’s Arms
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Hollywood Movie star and sex kitten Paula Patton is about to fall from the sky straight into my arms like an angel. WATCH!! I am not playing. She will be mine. Now that she and singer … Continue reading
Largest Moon in Solar System
BOSCOVILLE (Gazette) — I plan to study about this moon now. Human beings have been able to reach our moon. Now, we are even studying the moon on Jupiter. I have watched a lot of documentaries on cable about our … Continue reading
Abe’s 205th Birthday
Boscoville (Gazette) — No wonder old Abe wore a beard. Not to be sacrilegious or anything like that, but in my opinion Lincoln looks much more presidential with a beard. Anyway, today is his birthday. He would be 205 years … Continue reading
Shirley Temple Passes
BOSCOVILLE (Gazette) — Just breaking and touching many hearts, our sweet little Shirley Temple passed last night on February 11. Shirley Temple is dead at 85. I will have more on this later today.
