These Stories I Uploaded to: Delery Gazette
In the Beginning, God said…
NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — In the beginning, God said: Ferdie, play the trumpet. In 1967, Louis Armstrong said: No kidding? You too? In 2014, Ryan Seacrest said: I play the clarinet… Go figure! Hahaha… Here is Ferdie years ago practicing for a show at the coffee house on his INSTRUMENT OF THE LORD. […]
Haunted Museum
I told y’all that my house is haunted. I am trying my best to move out very quickly before I meet my end in here. That is the last thing that I want. God is dealing with me b/c I have played around with hypnotism, Cosmic visions, Zen meditation, spiritual levitations (and such) since I […]
The Jinx
I saw the jinx coming! Why did I bet on the San Antonio Spurs and win money in game №3 of the 2026 NBA finals? I saw an announcement in the news several days before game №3 that set off an alert on my antenna. I Loved NY Knicks All Year Why did I bet […]
Cajun Country
I was born in Cajun Country. I am looking right now for the map that showed me this. VOILA! Here it is. Cajun Country is highlighted in gold. Yes, I was solidly born in Cajun Country. No! No! No! I see problems with the red in this map ⬇️. We need a debate. The map […]
Halloween to Mardi Gras
After the picture⬇️ I explain about… the movie BRIDE of FRANKENSTEIN. Meanwhile, our bad Wolf is contemplating dealing for another bird >>behind curtain #3? If he gets da Bride of Frakenstein behind curtain №3, he has two birds. Hope he does not get a Zonk. Like they say, a bird in hand is better than […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, rulers of the Mountains of Zion on the Nile to the annex in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December […]
Happy Thanksgiving!
New Orleans (Nov. 27, 2025) — I will write about how my Thanksgiving is going. I already know what is on the menu, and what football games are coming on. I will notify you once I write the story. UPDATE: I wrote a little bit already at: https://wp.me/p1u4ud-19F ⬇️A Past Thanksgiving⬇️ I posted too many […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
Author Archives: ferdieWerdie
Give Me Gators
LOL… Alright, I laughed out loud at this one. I personally am doing fine and dandy in my state of #divorce. People often say, “Poor ol” Ferd. He is living all by himself, all alone and lonely.” I be damned. … Continue reading
Marjorie Taylor Green
My brother asked me about Marjorie Taylor Green. I had been fishing at my favorite spot among the bayous and occasionally reeled in turtles. It tickles me when I hook a turtle or crabs. Big Mama fired up this song… … Continue reading
Info About My Social Posts
See Social Media Infoafter my List of Stories Firstly, for now, I put pictures of my books with a link to view them and buy them. That picture of me is from when I was somewhat younger. Click the pictures … Continue reading
My Pending Book
Ferdie (Dec. 10) — Further below I enter my recent scrolls which I will publish soon to my Delery Gazette, then in my book. I will edit these scrolls here. What I post here is unedited. I edit it here … Continue reading
A Prophecy Soon
Ferdie (Feb. 8) — Here I enter my recent scrolls which I will publish soon to my Delery Gazette. I will edit these scrolls here. What I post here is unedited. I edit it here to post to the DELERY … Continue reading
Ate Whole Thing
I wanted to show my gumbo before I finish eating. This is my own recipe home-made gumbo. I have to get back to eating for now. UPDATE: It is now the next day, and I am struggling to figure out … Continue reading
Vivien Leigh and Liz
GAZETTE (Aug. 26, 2022) — In 1945, Vivien Leigh portrayed Cleopatra for Hollywood in a good movie. 18 years later, Elizabeth Taylor revised the role for Hollywood. I will watch the Vivien Leigh version this afternoon to compare the two … Continue reading
A Fun Ride
I watched this video, and went on a fun ride. The video amazed me. Meanwhile, I also liked this video below of Marilyn Monroe showing just 3 pictures. Her movies and pictures have totally lasted the test of time. She … Continue reading
Hillary Will Run
Hillary Clinton will run again for president in 2024 to stop Donald Trump, says Dick Morris. Oh, my God, then Bernie Sanders will run again splitting the Democratic Party just like in 2016. Thousands of Bernie’s voters refused to vote … Continue reading
Marlon Brando
by Ferdie Werdie GAZETTE (July 14) – In my opinion, Marlon Brando is one of the great actors in Hollywood history. I always thought that he was of Italian ancestry. No! I looked him up recently while I was … Continue reading
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