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The Jinx
I saw the jinx coming! Why did I bet on the San Antonio Spurs and win money in game №3 of the 2026 NBA finals? I saw an announcement in the news several days before game №3 that set off an alert on my antenna. I Loved NY Knicks All Year Why did I bet […]
Cajun Country
I was born in Cajun Country. I am looking right now for the map that showed me this. VOILA! Here it is. Cajun Country is highlighted in gold. Yes, I was solidly born in Cajun Country. No! No! No! I see problems with the red in this map ⬇️. We need a debate. The map […]
Halloween to Mardi Gras
New Orleans (2026) — Life is a mystery! Picture the fear of waking up on Mardi Gras Day in New Orleans and finding no one around. NO ONE!! Did I wake up dead? No! I am referring to the opening scenes of my book. Those words above are not a real-life scenario. I am explaining […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, rulers of the Mountains of Zion on the Nile to the annex in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December […]
Happy Thanksgiving!
New Orleans (Nov. 27, 2025) — I will write about how my Thanksgiving is going. I already know what is on the menu, and what football games are coming on. I will notify you once I write the story. UPDATE: I wrote a little bit already at: https://wp.me/p1u4ud-19F ⬇️A Past Thanksgiving⬇️ I posted too many […]
Sitting Wolf
NOTE: My New Year resolution for 2026 is to give up sugar. I have diabetes anyway, and have to avoid sugar per doctor’s orders. Then, I explain my Native American Indian name at the bottom; last article. I’m A Dylan Fan Ferdie Delery (Dec. 30, 2025) — Bob Dylan was married to one of my […]
QB Count In NFL
Firstly, I wanted to explain this cartoon. I might have missed the joke and laughed at the wrong thing. I laughed at Lucy saying, “His superior — a woman.” Maybe that is not what the joke is about. Did I miss the point? Sorry, ladies! Four Now Replaced By Whites Since I wrote this article⬇️ […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
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Benny Hinn
Note: See cartoon at bottom of page. by Ferdie Delery (GAZETTE) – New Orleans (July 8, 2023) — Pastor Benny Hinn said in 2019 that prosperity theology is a lie created to steal people’s money. “Forgive Me For My False … Continue reading
Climb Aboard
New Orleans (July 6) — I do not want to use any off-color words, but I just want to say that QB Jameis Winston is #DaMan, the number one quarterback who is taking us to the Super Bowl. So, kiss … Continue reading
Happy July 4th!
by Ferdie (July 4) — This picture is somewhat mean-spirited. Mrs. Clarence Thomas is a lovely lady. It is her politics and sway on Clarence’s SCOTUS decisions that people do not like. This is a younger picture (below) of Ginni … Continue reading
Wakan Tanka, the Great Spirit of the Sioux (Wakantanka, Wakataka)
GAZETTE (July 1) — My stand-up comedy and music career might be over. The Corona virus shut the doors of the coffee house at which I performed for a number of years. When it opened back up (they and Algiers … Continue reading
Down The Rabbit Hole
GAZETTE (May 7) — I bet on #10 (Zandon) to win in Saturday’s Kentucky Derby which ran at 5:57pm Central Time on NBC-TV. However, 80-1 longshot Rich Strike beat out Zandon, Epicenter and spoiled my trifecta in which I also … Continue reading
Johnson
GAZETTE (JULY 10, 2022) — Of course, I knew that Elvis and Priscilla were married at the time that he met Ann Margaret. Elvis’ affair lasted for one year before Priscilla found out and made them break up. I previously … Continue reading
The Elephant In The Room
GAZETTE (Aug. 26, 2022) — In 1945, Vivien Leigh portrayed Cleopatra for Hollywood in the movies. 18 years later, Elizabeth Taylor revised the role for Hollywood. I will watch the Vivien Leigh version this afternoon to compare the two movies. … Continue reading
My Super Bowl Pick
One of the interesting match ups for this year’s Super Bowl is Patrick Mahomes vs. Tom Brady. Firstly, I know that everyone is interested in my pick in the game. I am picking Tampa with a final score of 27 … Continue reading
Me and Women
Women often say about me, “He’s-a no do the right thing. He’s-a some lousy rat-fink basset.” This is said here in an unknown foreign accent… unknown to the reader. I know what foreign accent it is. Question: To my brother, … Continue reading
Joe at the White House
I flipped to watch LET’S MAKE A DEAL and caught Joe Biden and Jill walking into their home… the #WhiteHouse. Hallelujah and praise God!! I had been avoiding inauguration news day, and got “tricked” into seeing the most beautiful sight … Continue reading
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