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In the Beginning, God said…
NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — In the beginning, God said: Ferdie, play the trumpet. In 1967, Louis Armstrong said: No kidding? You too? In 2014, Ryan Seacrest said: I play the clarinet… Go figure! Hahaha… Here is Ferdie years ago practicing for a show at the coffee house on his INSTRUMENT OF THE LORD. […]
Haunted Museum
I told y’all that my house is haunted. I am trying my best to move out very quickly before I meet my end in here. That is the last thing that I want. God is dealing with me b/c I have played around with hypnotism, Cosmic visions, Zen meditation, spiritual levitations (and such) since I […]
The Jinx
I saw the jinx coming! Why did I bet on the San Antonio Spurs and win money in game №3 of the 2026 NBA finals? I saw an announcement in the news several days before game №3 that set off an alert on my antenna. I Loved NY Knicks All Year Why did I bet […]
Cajun Country
I was born in Cajun Country. I am looking right now for the map that showed me this. VOILA! Here it is. Cajun Country is highlighted in gold. Yes, I was solidly born in Cajun Country. No! No! No! I see problems with the red in this map ⬇️. We need a debate. The map […]
Halloween to Mardi Gras
After the picture⬇️ I explain about… the movie BRIDE of FRANKENSTEIN. Meanwhile, our bad Wolf is contemplating dealing for another bird >>behind curtain #3? If he gets da Bride of Frakenstein behind curtain №3, he has two birds. Hope he does not get a Zonk. Like they say, a bird in hand is better than […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, rulers of the Mountains of Zion on the Nile to the annex in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December […]
Happy Thanksgiving!
New Orleans (Nov. 27, 2025) — I will write about how my Thanksgiving is going. I already know what is on the menu, and what football games are coming on. I will notify you once I write the story. UPDATE: I wrote a little bit already at: https://wp.me/p1u4ud-19F ⬇️A Past Thanksgiving⬇️ I posted too many […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
Author Archives: ferdieWerdie
I Love Olympics Track and Field
Ferdie Werdie …NEW ORLEANS (Gazette)– Dang!! Look at this stallion. That’s what I’m talking about. In my opinion, my legs and stuff are buffed up and fine like that (in a masculine way of course) :). I just have to … Continue reading
Religion and Faith
Joyce Meyer Ministries Jesus didn’t die so we could have a religion. He died so we could have a relationship with Him. Thank you, Joyce, for making it clear that there is a basic difference between religion and being a … Continue reading
My 2 Cents to Drew Brees
Ferdie Werdie I tweeted to Drew Brees in order to add my 2 cents to the pot. @drewbrees >>Now with GREAT FRIDAY come and gone, the WHO DATS can start their march to the 2013 Super Bowl which is right here in New Orleans. … Continue reading
Peripherally Speaking! Ha-ha…
Ferdie@ferdiewerdie On Monday morning, I had an important assignment to accomplish. I asked you, my readers, to keep me in your prayers. If anyone did seek the Lord’s ears with my concerns on Monday then your prayers were answered. Today … Continue reading
Who Won PacMan Fight?
Ferdie Werdie This is the “winner” of the PacMan fight in a wheel chair on Saturday at his post-fight interview. BE FOR REAL! How’d he win. I ordered the fight on Saturday b/c a few people called and wanted to … Continue reading
My Cousin’s Teaching on Homosexuality
Ferdie Werdie What are the true words of the bible on what God says about homosexuality? My cousin’s husband, Paul Trudeau, recently wrote beautifully on the misrepresentations that people make from the bible to justify hatred to homosexuals. Here is my … Continue reading
I Tweeted @LoloJones
I did not know until I already did “it” that we are supposed to save ourselves for marriage. Ferdie Werdie On Twitter, I clicked to see what is on #MeganRaster and #LoloJones. https://twitter.com/#!/search/realtime/%23MeganRaster Plus, I finally tweeted something to rising … Continue reading
Will Smith Slaps Journalist
Ferdie Werdie I just saw this picture online and it reminded me of what Will Smith did to the reporter this week who tried to kiss him on the mouth. Will Smith showed how “for real” he truly is. I … Continue reading
New Orleans Saints Stand Up
A quote from the New Orleans Saints is in this picture: I think that the New Orleans Saints will be hot under the collar this season after all of the penalties that the commissioner laid on them. I do not … Continue reading
Blood Thirsty
Here is more. I dedicated this to my Mother’s Day thoughts. My brother, Carl in New Jersey, and I were reflecting that day on loved ones (past and present) and what they truly mean to us. The time got late, and my … Continue reading
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