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Writings on Ferdie’s Desk
- Project Hail Mary September 25, 2026
- Father’s Day 2026 June 21, 2026
- O.J. and My Brother February 3, 2026
- My Pool Table Skills November 27, 2025
- Books by Ferdie February 16, 2025
- Anna Nicole Smith October 25, 2024
- No! September 17, 2024
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Wait on the LORD: be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the LORD. Psalms 27:14 King James Bible
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DELERY GAZETTE (Oct 1, 2026) — These are 2 of my granddaughters who are now in college (L) and high school (r). Their sister (the middle one, Dori) is now in high school. She is always busy outside enjoying sports or in the back yard in the middle of a project. Since we are in […]
The Oyster Sandwich
I need to discuss my decision about the oyster sandwich in the video at this link. I do not like how I look ungrateful in the video. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/19XcqCPrn8/ My brother bought me an oyster sandwich, and I got mad that he cut it in half to give my sister half. I should have been grateful […]
In the Beginning, God said…
NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — In the beginning, God said: Ferdie, play the trumpet. In 1967, Louis Armstrong said: No kidding? You too? In 2014, Ryan Seacrest said: I play the clarinet… Go figure! Hahaha… Here is Ferdie years ago practicing for a show at the coffee house on his INSTRUMENT OF THE LORD. […]
Haunted Museum
I told y’all that my house is haunted. I am trying my best to move out very quickly before I meet my end in here. That is the last thing that I want. God is dealing with me b/c I have played around with hypnotism, Cosmic visions, Zen meditation, spiritual levitations (and such) since I […]
The Jinx
I saw the jinx coming! Why did I bet on the San Antonio Spurs and win money in game №3 of the 2026 NBA finals? I saw an announcement in the news several days before game №3 that set off an alert on my antenna. I Loved NY Knicks All Year Why did I bet […]
Cajun Country

I was born in Cajun Country. I am looking right now for the map that showed me this. VOILA! Here it is. Cajun Country is highlighted in gold. Yes, I was solidly born in Cajun Country. No! No! No! I see problems with the red in this map ⬇️. We need a debate. The map […]
Halloween to Mardi Gras

After the picture⬇️ I explain about… the movie BRIDE of FRANKENSTEIN. Meanwhile, our bad Wolf is contemplating dealing for another bird >>behind curtain #3? If he gets da Bride of Frakenstein behind curtain №3, he has two birds. Hope he does not get a Zonk. Like they say, a bird in hand is better than […]
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I Love Olympics Track and Field

We see here the Final Destination port of the digestive tract region. Me likes! Also, track and field is my favorite sport at the Olympics. Plus, of course, we have that new thing called beach volleyball which is now an Olympic contest. Do you think that the girls need to cover up more skin? I love it, but it might be too much skin for many people.
This is a stallion too.
I love it. Track and field is my thing. I am getting very excited watching the Olympics. The women are now competing in the Hepthathlon. Wow! This is so much fun. The crowd is very excited and verbal.
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Just because I said that I think that this girl (below) looks cute, my daughter said that she thinks this is a man. Really? Give me a break. My daughter said that I need to get a testosterone shot since I am starting to look at men. LOL… People sure like to block me from getting #at these young, fine women. I have been Internet (social media) friends with this girl since the #MySpace days. In fact, she appeared on the Paris Hilton’s My New BFF show (actually, after we were already social media friends} until the show was cancelled. She replies back to some of my tweets and such. She has a boyfriend; I am totally just Internet friends with her. We have been social media friends since way back during the days when My Space was a “thing.”
To explain why I said above that I liked my butt when I was 2-years-old (which I think is a little bit out-of-shape now) you have to understand the Freudian stages of human development. In Freudian psychology there are stages of psychosexual development in all human beings, the first two of which are the oral stage and the anal stage. According to Sigmund Freud, personality is mostly established by the age of five. Early experiences play a large role in personality development and continue to influence behavior later in life. http://psychology.about.com/od/theoriesofpersonality/ss/psychosexualdev.htm
The second stage of human development is the anal stage, and typically lasts until 3 years-old. I am sure that I had a successful anal stage. However, if a human being with the help of his parents does not have a healthy anal stage then in adult life the person can have either an anal-expulsive personality or an anal-retentive personality. These are explained at the link above. I might have a little bit of both, but I would love to sell some of my big butt to the many lovely female Hollywood stars who pay big money for bigger butts. Megan Fox, you want more juice in your caboose? Come here and buy some of this big butt that I have 🙂 …
Religion and Faith
Jesus didn’t die so we could have a religion. He died so we could have a relationship with Him.
Thank you, Joyce, for making it clear that there is a basic difference between religion and being a real Christian. A religion is a set of ritual observances and a set of rules agreed upon by a sect. Christianity is more than that because it is truly about our relationship with Jesus. I will meditate on Joyce’s words deeply because they explain why there is so much conflict in the world today between religions. Many of the wars in the world today are in the name of religion. People are misguided and hard-lined because we should live our lives in the name of the Lord instead of in the name of a religion.
My 2 Cents to Drew Brees
I tweeted to Drew Brees in order to add my 2 cents to the pot.
@drewbrees >>Now with GREAT FRIDAY come and gone, the WHO DATS can start their march to the 2013 Super Bowl which is right here in New Orleans. Best of luck, Drew!! https://twitter.com/ferdiewerdie/status/224035734741450752
I think that the WHO DAT NATION is truly on its own against the whole wide world in its journey to the 2013 Super Bowl. US AGAINST THE WORLD!!!
I tweeted to Drew Brees in order to add my 2 cents to the pot and wish him the best in the upcoming 16 regular-season games; plus more, if we get that far. This season will probably be like WORLD WAR III for the team with the likes of Bounty Gate hanging over our heads, and with all of the “haters” at the top of the NFL bureaucracy who are trying to tear us WHO DATS down. Commissioner Roger Goodell is still trying to block the dynasty of the Saints. He has his lawyers in court right now trying to throw out the cases of the players who are suing him in the American justice system.
Hey, man, aren’t the Saints players not even counted by Roger Goodell as red-blooded Americans who can use their legal, American right to sue ignorant sons-0f-btches like him? Don’t they have the right to have their day in court like every other American? Roger Goodell was judge, jury and executioner in his highfaluting bull-shiite decisions. Plus, he was the appeals process judge, jury and executioner. How retarded is that? Now, the players have taken their cases to the real, American justice system. Roger Goodell, you are not King Farouk. When are you going to retire ..you son-of-a-btch?
Plus, why-oh-why didn’t coach Sean Payton also sue? He was persecuted and lynched by Roger Goodell. I sure wish he had sued in the American justice system also in order to obtain a fairer judgement and punishment.
Peripherally Speaking! Ha-ha…
Ferdie@ferdiewerdie
On Monday morning, I had an important assignment to accomplish. I asked you, my readers, to keep me in your prayers. If anyone did seek the Lord’s ears with my concerns on Monday then your prayers were answered. Today I ask that if any of the Lord’s words reach your ears please pass on those words to us (my readers and me). I am praying today that some special words from God reach my (and your) ears. I pray and seek God’s voice today. Please, let some special, powerful words from the Lord reach my ears (or your ears) in a magnificent/bold way?
This is what I said on Monday:
New Orleans-July 9, 2012 — I have been assigned a truly, truly touchy mission this morning! Keep me in your prayers as I disappear into the early morning fog. I will say more once this job is stamped as MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Ha-ha…
I am back on the scene with the welfare of mankind in the balance. I am in hot action ..Yes, finally. Again! I have to vacate the Bat Cave early this morning. I am checking F/B only peripherally right now. Ha-ha ..ya’ didn’t know I knew “them” big words. Then, I have to “vamoose the scene.”
It is important that I stay focused and within the Rules of Engagement in order to accomplish this important mission correctly. I plan to say more, but time is of the essence. I am putting on my Bat Cape presently, and swooping off into the fresh morning air. Further notification will come later, hopefully.
Now it is about 5 pm: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! I am back in the Bat Cave resting up happily. Job well done. I have once again saved mankind. Without all of the fanfare, balloons and whistles I put the welfare of mankind in my own little, ol’ hands and saved the day. Details will follow; but for now I am basking in the glow!
Who Won PacMan Fight?
This is the “winner” of the PacMan fight in a wheel chair on Saturday at his post-fight interview. BE FOR REAL! How’d he win. I ordered the fight on Saturday b/c a few people called and wanted to come over. Thank God I did. We had fun (horse race, Miami/Boston game and PacMan fight). Most experts (except the retarded fight judges) gave Bradley 1 round (maybe 2 to be nice). I do not believe that a woman should have been one of the judges. In my opinion, women are better at cooking and cleaning up.
My Cousin’s Teaching on Homosexuality
What are the true words of the bible on what God says about homosexuality?
My cousin’s husband, Paul Trudeau, recently wrote beautifully on the misrepresentations that people make from the bible to justify hatred to homosexuals. Here is my cousin-in-law’s teaching on what the bible actually says about homosexuals.
by Paul Trudeau
God has been misrepresented almost since the dawn of time, and this is another in a long line of misrepresentations. The Bible never says He hates homosexuals – but He does hate sin. ANY sin – homosexuality, adultery, fornication, bestiality, theft, idolatry, disobedience to parents, greed, dishonestly, etc. Practically all have heard the scripture:
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. (John 3:16).
The only way to know if God is misrepresented is to see for yourself – check it against His Holy Book. But most people, even when God is accurately represented, still reject Him, because
This is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. (John 3:19) For this people’s heart has become gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them. (Matthew 13:15). For these exact reasons,
The wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who suppress the truth in unrighteousness; Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God has showed it unto them. For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and deity; so that they are without excuse: Because, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish hearts were darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, (Romans 1:18-22).
Man wants to live without God, it’s a choice. But that’s okay, because
If any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world. However, he that rejects me, and receives not my words, has one that judges him: the word that I have spoken, the same shall judge him in the last day. (John 12:47-48).
Nevertheless, God will show mercy to whomever comes to him:
Come now, and let us reason together, says the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool. (Isaiah 1:18) Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the LORD, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon. (Isaiah 55:7)
I Tweeted @LoloJones
I did not know until I already did “it” that we are supposed to save ourselves for marriage.
On Twitter, I clicked to see what is on #MeganRaster and #LoloJones. https://twitter.com/#!/search/realtime/%23MeganRaster
Plus, I finally tweeted something to rising star (LSU alum), 29-year-old virgin, Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones. @ Go Lolo Jones >>thank you for being such an inspiration to me. Since I read ur story, I have now begun saving myself also in case I ever get married again. It is a struggle; but if u can do it, we can do it also. Thank you! >>Lolo has not tweeted back to me yet because she is probably so busy with her races and prepping for the Olympic trials later this month. Good luck, Lola. You have many people in your corner and watching your races. Thanks for bringing glory to your country, state and the LSU Tigers. GEAUX Lolo!!!
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Plus, my review of The Woman in Black:
I just wrote a review of THE WOMAN IN BLACK at Yahoo!Movies. If you have not seen the movie yet and want to get an idea about it then read my review. It is the scariest movie that I ever saw. I think that my review might help you decide if you want to see it or not. Pop some popcorn, turn out all the lights, snuggle-up and (of course) have someone in the room with you. Click to read my review first if you want to.
Ferdie Werdie: By the way, I gave it only 3 stars b/c Danielle Radcliffe’s character kept walking us straight to the scary stuff. I understand it, but it still befuddled me. It was flat-out (5-stars) scary, but I shaved off points b/c (for example) Daniel walked us straight into the foggy graveyard when we all had just 100% seen a horrifying figure there.
Will Smith Slaps Journalist
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ust saw this picture online and it reminded me of what Will Smith did to the reporter this week who tried to kiss him on the mouth. Will Smith showed how “for real” he truly is. I have an increased admiration for Will Smith now. Sometimes we do not really know how much “heart” many of the Hollywood celebrities really have. Even though I must mention that celebrities have to be very careful when they put their hands on people in the public. There are too many people in the public who are just waiting to file frivilous law suits against celebrities. I saw the interview last week with Michael Jackson’s mother where she said that one of the young men whose parents sued Michael Jackson has now admitted that his parents forced him to say that Jackson had touched him inappropriately. People in the limelight have to always be aware that they can be sued maliciously just because they have a fortune of dollars at stake.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/18/will-smith-slaps-journalist-kiss-video_n_1528271.html?ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false
It is not always wise to let your emotions get to you because a lot of people out here in the public would use Smith’s reaction as a great excuse to sue him for a lot of money. Too many celebrities have to worry about frivilous lawsuits being brought against them. This may also fit under one of the categories of assault and battery in which case a plaintiff might have some grounds to actually stand on in a law suit.
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New Orleans Saints Stand Up
A quote from the New Orleans Saints is in this picture:
I think that the New Orleans Saints will be hot under the collar this season after all of the penalties that the commissioner laid on them. I do not think that you really want to wake up a sleeping dog. On second thought, that is OK if you want to act stupid and mess with the Saints. That is just fine with me. The WHO DAT nation is truly not a group to be played with. We were busy minding our own business, breaking people up and tearing people’s heads off. That is all we were doing. Then, you rudely want to come along and mess with us. That’s okay! “Fight, team, fight! Fight, team, fight! Geaux, Saints,” is what we say. I do not think that the Saints are going to lie down and play dead. In fact, I heard that Jonathan Vilma, one of the penalized players, has sued commissioner Roger Goodell. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d8292acf5/article/jonathan-vilma-sues-roger-goodell-for-false-statements I understand that Goodell had to lay down some punishments against the Saints, but it was not called for for him to try to tear the team down to the bottom of the barrell. You can penalize someone, but do not try to rip their soul out of them.
Now, forward to October, 2013:






