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DELERY GAZETTE (Oct 1, 2026) — These are 2 of my granddaughters who are now in college (L) and high school (r). Their sister (the middle one, Dori) is now in high school. She is always busy outside enjoying sports or in the back yard in the middle of a project. Since we are in […]
The Oyster Sandwich
I need to discuss my decision about the oyster sandwich in the video at this link. I do not like how I look ungrateful in the video. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/19XcqCPrn8/ My brother bought me an oyster sandwich, and I got mad that he cut it in half to give my sister half. I should have been grateful […]
In the Beginning, God said…
NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — In the beginning, God said: Ferdie, play the trumpet. In 1967, Louis Armstrong said: No kidding? You too? In 2014, Ryan Seacrest said: I play the clarinet… Go figure! Hahaha… Here is Ferdie years ago practicing for a show at the coffee house on his INSTRUMENT OF THE LORD. […]
Haunted Museum
I told y’all that my house is haunted. I am trying my best to move out very quickly before I meet my end in here. That is the last thing that I want. God is dealing with me b/c I have played around with hypnotism, Cosmic visions, Zen meditation, spiritual levitations (and such) since I […]
The Jinx
I saw the jinx coming! Why did I bet on the San Antonio Spurs and win money in game №3 of the 2026 NBA finals? I saw an announcement in the news several days before game №3 that set off an alert on my antenna. I Loved NY Knicks All Year Why did I bet […]
Cajun Country
I was born in Cajun Country. I am looking right now for the map that showed me this. VOILA! Here it is. Cajun Country is highlighted in gold. Yes, I was solidly born in Cajun Country. No! No! No! I see problems with the red in this map ⬇️. We need a debate. The map […]
Halloween to Mardi Gras
After the picture⬇️ I explain about… the movie BRIDE of FRANKENSTEIN. Meanwhile, our bad Wolf is contemplating dealing for another bird >>behind curtain #3? If he gets da Bride of Frakenstein behind curtain №3, he has two birds. Hope he does not get a Zonk. Like they say, a bird in hand is better than […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
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Hidden Parts 911 Transcript
Orlando Police Dispatcher (OD): Emergency 911, this is being recorded. Shooter (OM): In the name of God the Merciful, the beneficial [in Arabic] OD: What? OM: Praise be to God, and prayers as well as peace be upon the prophet … Continue reading
I Wuv Hillary Clinton
Geaux, Girl! You need to do it for the sake of history. I luv, wuv and love Hillary Clinton. She will make a great president. All of you chauvinist pigs (including that wildebeest Donald Trump) need to leave her the … Continue reading
My Kentucky Derby Bet
Are y’all wondering how I made out over the weekend with my Kentucky Derby wagers. Well, I will put it like this, I AM ONE HAPPY MOTOR SCOOTER. Ummmm… I am about to go off, lie down in my bed … Continue reading
Stirred Not Shaken Controversy
#JamesBond’s famous tag line is actually a reversal of the original quote from Fleming’s books. The author used the line “stirred not shaken” to add yet another facet to Bond’s cool image. If a Martini is shaken, the alcohol becomes … Continue reading
Happy Mardi Gras, Y’all
While they were voting in New Hampshire on Tuesday, we were celebrating Fat Tuesday in New Orleans. Happy Mardi Gras! Here is a video of my grandson, lil’ Vaughn, marching in the Iris parade in New Orleans on Saturday and … Continue reading
Donald Trump Loses in Iowa
WE THE PEOPLE!! The very first #real, hard copy vote of the 2016 race was cast in Iowa today, February 1. This counts! Donald Trump lost! The real polls begin; the rubber meets the highway… Only #NOW! This morning, February … Continue reading
Donald Trump Loses
WE THE PEOPLE!! My thoughts back on December 28 about Donald Trump leading the polls were: With the primaries around the corner, I have decided to follow Donald Trump on Twitter. The very first #real, hard copy vote of the … Continue reading
What Tiffany Coyne Liked
Twitter sent this notification to Ferdie Werdie: “Tiffany Coyne liked your Tweet, Ferdie Werdie,” said Twitter. Which reminds me of how in the bible it always says, “Thus, saith the Lord.” For instance, “You of little faith, why did you … Continue reading
How to Install a Doorbell
Homeowners with even a modest skill set in home improvement can add a touch of elegance to their home by installing a single button doorbell. Source: How to Install a Single Button Doorbell | DoItYourself.com Homeowners with even a modest … Continue reading
