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DELERY GAZETTE (Oct 1, 2026) — These are 2 of my granddaughters who are now in college (L) and high school (r). Their sister (the middle one, Dori) is now in high school. She is always busy outside enjoying sports or in the back yard in the middle of a project. Since we are in […]
The Oyster Sandwich
I need to discuss my decision about the oyster sandwich in the video at this link. I do not like how I look ungrateful in the video. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/19XcqCPrn8/ My brother bought me an oyster sandwich, and I got mad that he cut it in half to give my sister half. I should have been grateful […]
In the Beginning, God said…
NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — In the beginning, God said: Ferdie, play the trumpet. In 1967, Louis Armstrong said: No kidding? You too? In 2014, Ryan Seacrest said: I play the clarinet… Go figure! Hahaha… Here is Ferdie years ago practicing for a show at the coffee house on his INSTRUMENT OF THE LORD. […]
Haunted Museum
I told y’all that my house is haunted. I am trying my best to move out very quickly before I meet my end in here. That is the last thing that I want. God is dealing with me b/c I have played around with hypnotism, Cosmic visions, Zen meditation, spiritual levitations (and such) since I […]
The Jinx
I saw the jinx coming! Why did I bet on the San Antonio Spurs and win money in game №3 of the 2026 NBA finals? I saw an announcement in the news several days before game №3 that set off an alert on my antenna. I Loved NY Knicks All Year Why did I bet […]
Cajun Country
I was born in Cajun Country. I am looking right now for the map that showed me this. VOILA! Here it is. Cajun Country is highlighted in gold. Yes, I was solidly born in Cajun Country. No! No! No! I see problems with the red in this map ⬇️. We need a debate. The map […]
Halloween to Mardi Gras
After the picture⬇️ I explain about… the movie BRIDE of FRANKENSTEIN. Meanwhile, our bad Wolf is contemplating dealing for another bird >>behind curtain #3? If he gets da Bride of Frakenstein behind curtain №3, he has two birds. Hope he does not get a Zonk. Like they say, a bird in hand is better than […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
Category Archives: Family
Paula Patton Straight into Ferdie’s Arms
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Hollywood Movie star and sex kitten Paula Patton is about to fall from the sky straight into my arms like an angel. WATCH!! I am not playing. She will be mine. Now that she and singer … Continue reading
Ferdie’s New Cover Song
Giving by Ferdie Werdie: http://t.co/3gG5V2JUbv via @YouTube — Ferdie (@ferdiewerdie) January 20, 2014 Back to Album I tweet me singing this love song b/c I want to get an opinion from my brother Carl: http://t.co/6ERAJZenJv — Ferdie (@ferdiewerdie) January 20, … Continue reading
Health And Romance
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — My reported, reputed and conjectured romantic demise has been much exaggerated and ballyhooed. I find it necessary to clarify my vaunted standing with respect to the passage of time as it is related to my “romantical” prowess. … Continue reading
Me Big Chief; Me Got’em Tribe!
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — My War Council (my daughters) and I had a Ferdie Werdie#PowWow recently from which we drew up the following NEW NATION PROCLAMATION: Me Big Chief. I got’em tribe. Got my girls right by my side. I’m gonna’ … Continue reading
