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King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, rulers of the Mountains of Zion on the Nile to the annex in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December […]
Happy Thanksgiving!
New Orleans (Nov. 27, 2025) — I will write about how my Thanksgiving is going. I already know what is on the menu, and what football games are coming on. I will notify you once I write the story. UPDATE: I wrote a little bit already at: https://wp.me/p1u4ud-19F ⬇️A Past Thanksgiving⬇️ I posted too many […]
Sitting Wolf
NOTE: My New Year resolution for 2026 is to give up sugar. I have diabetes anyway, and have to avoid sugar per doctor’s orders. Then, I explain my Native American Indian name at the bottom; last article. I’m A Dylan Fan Ferdie Delery (Dec. 30, 2025) — Bob Dylan was married to one of my […]
Black QBs In League
Firstly, I wanted to explain this cartoon. I might have missed the joke and laughed at the wrong thing. I laughed at Lucy saying, “His superior — a woman.” Maybe that is not what the joke is about. Did I miss the point? Sorry, ladies! Four Now Replaced By Whites Since I wrote this article⬇️ […]
My Pool Table Skills
I have to fact check with my brother at what age he started shooting pool in the back of our cousin’s bar room. At the corner of St. Anthony St. and Claiborne Ave. in New Orleans was a bar room (Fat’s Bar) owned by a cousin of my Grandfather Sidney Cates. I, unlike my brother, […]
My Cosmic Readings
I heard God say, “Ferdie, you are blessed.” Thinking more deeply (even deeper), I discerned that the Lord will place in your face (along your journey) people whom he wants to use to reveal himself to you. I leaned on some of my psycho studies for my book, I HAVE A DREAM! https://a.co/d/0wPSoO5 >>You may also […]
Deportation Crackdown
The courts are studying Trump’s alien deportation roundups which are inhuman. I did not know that this song⬇️ was a hit song back in the day.
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
Category Archives: Love
Grow Old With Dignity?
On frequent occasions, my daughters have told me that I have to learn how to grow old with dignity. They are too funny! I am not pushing up daisies yet; I’m still breathing and kicking. On Thursday night, while I … Continue reading
What a Lovely Dang Morning!
I feel like saying the F-word. In fact, I did say it; but I will not say it here because I am a gentleman :). I am aggravated this morning ..and COLD!! Pollen must be in the air, or something. … Continue reading
Fifteen Polynesian Virgins
Speaking of the lottery: if I had won $338 million, I would already be living on my new island that I bought for cash. The island’s name would be FERDINAND ISLAND; and I would already be living with the 15 new … Continue reading
The Flyer for the Function
Latest info is at links below. This is the very original flyer. Finalized info is at the links. Back then, people had said they were having trouble clicking to the original Flyer link about the function. So, I wrote it below quickly (w/o graphics) until you can get to … Continue reading
Turn Ons for Women
LOL …hahaha. The WebMD article that I linked below says that one top thing that turns on a woman is for her man to wash the dishes. 🙂 I would not have been given the chance to create my daughters if that … Continue reading
Beating A Dead Horse Alive
Ferdie Werdie Some personalities on the radio in Nawlins have been trying to ratchet down people’s emotions about NFL commish Roger Goodell. Everyone in town wants to personally serve him a big bowl of “gumbo” or a lovely, delicious beverage when … Continue reading
Why I Wuv My Gwanddaughters!
Ferdie Werdie I was with all of my daughters, grandchildren, etc. for Thanksgiving. They tried to keep me and the lil’ one (2nd from left) separated. Yes, the lil’ one (her dad calls her Pan Cake/I call her Potato) looks … Continue reading
Why I Wuv Ann Coulter!
Why did @AnnCoulter call me a smart man? I’ll translate her tweet: She called me a smart man because I tweeted to her that I sent her picture to a friend showing how beautiful she is. Plus, in an Internet story about Best-looking … Continue reading
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