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All-Star Zion Williamson
JESUS H. CHRIST!! Pelicans’ #ZionWilliamson is named as a starter on the #NBA All-Star team. #Hallelujah! What in the hell do you think of that? I cannot wait until the All-Star game.
Mardi Gras 2023
Here I write about a Mardi Gras memory; a blast from the past! Firstly, a note: by Ferdie (Jan. 28, 2023) — I received some good news about my A1C and blood sugar levels on Thursday. My doctor said, “Excellent”! After that good news, this is what I said about my “staying afloat” health wise […]
Jane Fonda was Barbarella
In 1968, Jane Fonda portrayed Barbarella in the iconic movie. For more about Barbarella, click the picture below. Click about the below picture. https://groovyhistory.com/68-vintage-photos-so-beautiful-we-cant-look-away/6?utm_subid=10064483&utm_campaign=1320242&utm_source=twitter&utm_term=GH9&twclid=21bgknp7czk2za0q4hsg2j8oc0 In a repost from 2019: This is New Orleans SAINTS’ Demario Davis speech before the Seattle SEAHAWKS game: Listen up! It’s time to hunt. It’s time to hunt. The hunt’s got […]
Holiday Food
Okay, the Saints are winning since I wrote this meme. I am suddenly liking on the Saints again, but we all know that they are going to lose this lead before the end of the game. #woeisme! NOTE: By the way, See below what I think about the New Orleans SAINTS’ game plan under the […]
Mar-a-Lago
I like old-school movies and old-school pictures. Bettie Page has to be the most prolific pinup queen ever. She has a great, unending volume of pictures. The Los Angeles Times wrote: “Page was most famous for the estimated 20,000 4-by-5-inch black-and-whoite glossy photographs taken by amateur shutterbugs from 1949 to 1957. The photos showed her […]
Heidi Klum
To explain the meaning of the Louisiana state flag, one must stress the fact of the Catholic spiritual act of self mutilation or self torture. This is called vulning which many Catholics have practiced throughout history. The pelican harms itself to feed blood to the three chicks. This is symbolic of Christ who sacrificed his […]
Sugar Ray
I was happy to see singer Fats Domino get a street named after him in his home town New Orleans. He deserved it. He is one of the originators of Rock and Roll. Speaking of nice, I think that… Her outfit is nice because the mask and her gym pants are both purple. Outfits where […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
Monthly Archives: February 2014
Some pre-Mardi Gras Pictures
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — IT IS MARDI GRAS time in the BIG EASY! This evening (in the next few minutes), I will be in the swing of things. However, firstly, I had to make sure that lil’ Potato was well-fed. … Continue reading
Paula Patton Suitor Requests
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Paula Patton is getting some funny requests from potential suitors on Twitter. They are not even giving her time to enjoy her newfound freedom. She and Robin Thicke announced their separation only yesterday. The corpse of … Continue reading
Paula Patton Straight into Ferdie’s Arms
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Hollywood Movie star and sex kitten Paula Patton is about to fall from the sky straight into my arms like an angel. WATCH!! I am not playing. She will be mine. Now that she and singer … Continue reading
Largest Moon in Solar System
BOSCOVILLE (Gazette) — I plan to study about this moon now. Human beings have been able to reach our moon. Now, we are even studying the moon on Jupiter. I have watched a lot of documentaries on cable about our … Continue reading
Abe’s 205th Birthday
Boscoville (Gazette) — No wonder old Abe wore a beard. Not to be sacrilegious or anything like that, but in my opinion Lincoln looks much more presidential with a beard. Anyway, today is his birthday. He would be 205 years … Continue reading
Shirley Temple Passes
BOSCOVILLE (Gazette) — Just breaking and touching many hearts, our sweet little Shirley Temple passed last night on February 11. Shirley Temple is dead at 85. I will have more on this later today.
Bettie Again
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Bettie Again! I am testing out an ow.ly app and it failed. Signing up for so much stuff is a racket. The ow.ly app claimed that it could post straight to WordPress. It did not work … Continue reading
Drowned Walking on Water
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I’ve never tried the below miracle. However, I have NO COMMENT presently!! This article also says that at another time a Nigerian “Prophet” donned a red robe and entered a den full of lions (similarly to … Continue reading
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