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Note Early Years
Seeing this yearbook picture brought back many memories. I am at the top, left. Once I hit college, I grew my hair longer and was like a run-away freight train on the loose. All of the many pretty girls at the U. of New Orleans drove me crazy. I heard my dad tell his friends […]
Less Butter
Someone told me to start using spray butter sometimes instead of the sticks. Why? I will then eat less butter, and lose unnecessary weight. Marvelous are your (the Lord’s) works. And That my soul knows full well. Psalm 139:14 I was #created with great reverence, heart-felt interest, and respect to be unique and set apart! […]
Sitting Wolf
My Indian name is Sitting Wolf. I have little or no Indian blood in me, but I had some French-Cajun ancestors who fought with Sitting Bull at the Battle of the Little Bighorn. They wore their Mardi Gras Indian costumes and blended in with the Native Indians. My ancestors were angry about how the Yankees […]
Best New Orleans PoBoy
The seditious acts by the Republican Senators today is the work of a priviledged class of irresponsible despots, authorized tyrants and bloodsuckers who fasten upon the flesh of oppressed blacks and draw political power and consequence from the gall of their penultimate legalistic jiglisms and crimes. They say, “This Authentic New Orleans Shrimp Po’ Boy […]
The First Chicken
So, two birds that weren’t really chickens created and hatched a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken. Research by the Chinese has confirmed one of Darwin’s chief arguments about the chicken: It descended from the red jungle fowl aka the Gallus gallus spadiceus. QUESTION: What did the chicken ask […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, ruler of the Mountains of Zion in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December 19XX – present) is the 10th […]
Two Heads And Charlize
I recently said that I was going to explain “Two Heads Are Better Than One” which I said about the video below. If I had Charlize Theron living with me, I would get further along with my life and with things that need to be done. Charlize came to mind when I was trying to figure out how to explain my statement.
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
Monthly Archives: February 2014
Some pre-Mardi Gras Pictures
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — IT IS MARDI GRAS time in the BIG EASY! This evening (in the next few minutes), I will be in the swing of things. However, firstly, I had to make sure that lil’ Potato was well-fed. … Continue reading
Paula Patton Suitor Requests
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Paula Patton is getting some funny requests from potential suitors on Twitter. They are not even giving her time to enjoy her newfound freedom. She and Robin Thicke announced their separation only yesterday. The corpse of … Continue reading
Paula Patton Straight into Ferdie’s Arms
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Hollywood Movie star and sex kitten Paula Patton is about to fall from the sky straight into my arms like an angel. WATCH!! I am not playing. She will be mine. Now that she and singer … Continue reading
Largest Moon in Solar System
BOSCOVILLE (Gazette) — I plan to study about this moon now. Human beings have been able to reach our moon. Now, we are even studying the moon on Jupiter. I have watched a lot of documentaries on cable about our … Continue reading
Abe’s 205th Birthday
Boscoville (Gazette) — No wonder old Abe wore a beard. Not to be sacrilegious or anything like that, but in my opinion Lincoln looks much more presidential with a beard. Anyway, today is his birthday. He would be 205 years … Continue reading
Shirley Temple Passes
BOSCOVILLE (Gazette) — Just breaking and touching many hearts, our sweet little Shirley Temple passed last night on February 11. Shirley Temple is dead at 85. I will have more on this later today.
Bettie Again
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Bettie Again! I am testing out an ow.ly app and it failed. Signing up for so much stuff is a racket. The ow.ly app claimed that it could post straight to WordPress. It did not work … Continue reading
Drowned Walking on Water
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I’ve never tried the below miracle. However, I have NO COMMENT presently!! This article also says that at another time a Nigerian “Prophet” donned a red robe and entered a den full of lions (similarly to … Continue reading
