Monthly Archives: February 2014

Some pre-Mardi Gras Pictures

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — IT IS MARDI GRAS time in the BIG EASY! This evening (in the next few minutes), I will be in the swing of things. However, firstly, I had to make sure that lil’ Potato was well-fed. … Continue reading

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Paula Patton Suitor Requests

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Paula Patton is getting some funny requests from potential suitors on Twitter. They are not even giving her time to enjoy her newfound freedom. She and Robin Thicke announced their separation only yesterday. The corpse of … Continue reading

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Paula Patton Straight into Ferdie’s Arms

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Hollywood Movie star and sex kitten Paula Patton is about to fall from the sky straight into my arms like an angel. WATCH!! I am not playing. She will be mine. Now that she and singer … Continue reading

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Tiffany Coyne Returns to LMAD

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Tiffany Coyne returns today to Let’s Make A Deal after being off for maternity leave. All of her fans are happy to see her back. I sent her the below tweet welcoming her back. I would … Continue reading

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Largest Moon in Solar System

BOSCOVILLE (Gazette) — I plan to study about this moon now. Human beings have been able to reach our moon. Now, we are even studying the moon on Jupiter. I have watched a lot of documentaries on cable about our … Continue reading

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Abe’s 205th Birthday

Boscoville (Gazette) — No wonder old Abe wore a beard. Not to be sacrilegious or anything like that, but in my opinion Lincoln looks much more presidential with a beard. Anyway, today is his birthday. He would be 205 years … Continue reading

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Shirley Temple Passes

BOSCOVILLE (Gazette) — Just breaking and touching many hearts, our sweet little Shirley Temple passed last night on February 11. Shirley Temple is dead at 85. I will have more on this later today.

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