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King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, rulers of the Mountains of Zion on the Nile to the annex in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December […]
Happy Thanksgiving!
New Orleans (Nov. 27, 2025) — I will write about how my Thanksgiving is going. I already know what is on the menu, and what football games are coming on. I will notify you once I write the story. UPDATE: I wrote a little bit already at: https://wp.me/p1u4ud-19F ⬇️A Past Thanksgiving⬇️ I posted too many […]
Sitting Wolf
NOTE: My New Year resolution for 2026 is to give up sugar. I have diabetes anyway, and have to avoid sugar per doctor’s orders. Then, I explain my Native American Indian name at the bottom; last article. I’m A Dylan Fan Ferdie Delery (Dec. 30, 2025) — Bob Dylan was married to one of my […]
Black QBs In League
Firstly, I wanted to explain this cartoon. I might have missed the joke and laughed at the wrong thing. I laughed at Lucy saying, “His superior — a woman.” Maybe that is not what the joke is about. Did I miss the point? Sorry, ladies! Four Now Replaced By Whites Since I wrote this article⬇️ […]
My Pool Table Skills
I have to fact check with my brother at what age he started shooting pool in the back of our cousin’s bar room. At the corner of St. Anthony St. and Claiborne Ave. in New Orleans was a bar room (Fat’s Bar) owned by a cousin of my Grandfather Sidney Cates. I, unlike my brother, […]
My Cosmic Readings
I leaned on some of my psycho studies for my book, I HAVE A DREAM! https://a.co/d/0wPSoO5 >>You may also ask yourself if any of the pages in my book reveal answers to the collapsing world around us. Is our world sliding into hell in a hand basket? …and with whom? I said that I write […]
Deportation Crackdown
The courts are studying Trump’s alien deportation roundups which are inhuman. I did not know that this song⬇️ was a hit song back in the day.
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
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Roger Goodell, Please Retire!!
Ferdie Werdie Commish Roger Goodell is totally ruining the brand “NFL.” Firstly, he destroys a perfectly decent Saints team in New Orleans with over-the-top, unreal, lengthy penalties ..which dilutes the integrity of the whole NFL. Now, he is ruining a billion-$ … Continue reading
LSU Drops to No. 3 in Polls
Ferdie Werdie LSU dropped to #3 in the polls even though they won on Saturday. Thank God that the standings in NFL football are not determined by polls. What a phoney Super Bowl that would be if the 2 teams … Continue reading
Mitt Romney Hates 47% of Americans
Ferdie Werdie If Mitt Romney wins the presidential election, I will enlarge this picture and hang it on the wall in my den. Why? To remind me every day that the American electorate is dumb enuff to elect him. I … Continue reading
Roger Goodell is a Son-of-a-B…
Ferdie Werdie I think that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is a son-of-a-btch. He has succeeded in tearing down and ruining a perfectly competitive team. This is not at all good for the league (more) http://wp.me/p1u4ud-6X Roger Goodell — SUCKKKKS!!! Roger … Continue reading
Aida Wildcats Kill Tim Daniels’ Cowboys!
Aida Slaughters Tim Ferdie Werdie (Caribbean Bombers) Week 1: (Ferdie’s YAHOO League) The Aida Wildcats scored the most points this week in Ferdie’s fantasy league on their way to slaughtering the Tim Daniels Cowboys. The Cowboys got their “bird” … Continue reading
Poor Ocho! Poor Thang!
Ferdie Werdie Poor Ocho. He reached out humbly on FaceBook this morning touching our hearts. For those of you who want to send ur sympathies to him I re-posted his thoughts and woes here. I will forward your thoughts to … Continue reading
Free Coach Sean Payton
Ferdie Werdie W/O coach Sean Payton at the helm in 2012, I predict that the New Orleans Saints win only 3 games this season. I believe that Commissioner Roger Goodell has unfairly broken the Saints down with his over-the-top punishments. … Continue reading
LOLO, I Am Sorry!!
Ferdie Werdie @ Lawrence L. Dupré >>I linked below Lolo’s latest tweet since she ran 4th in her finals race and narrowly missed getting a medal. I’ve gotten some heat for tweeting and teasing with Lolo so much pre-race and … Continue reading
I Love Olympics Track and Field
Ferdie Werdie …NEW ORLEANS (Gazette)– Dang!! Look at this stallion. That’s what I’m talking about. In my opinion, my legs and stuff are buffed up and fine like that (in a masculine way of course) :). I just have to … Continue reading
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