Roger Goodell, Please Retire!!

Ferdie Werdie

Commish Roger Goodell is totally ruining the brand “NFL.” Firstly, he destroys a perfectly decent Saints team in New Orleans with over-the-top, unreal, lengthy penalties ..which dilutes the integrity of the whole NFL. Now, he is ruining a billion-$ operation by using substandard referees. When is this stupid son-of-a-btch going to retire?

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LSU Drops to No. 3 in Polls

Ferdie Werdie

LSU dropped to #3 in the polls even though they won on Saturday. Thank God that the standings in NFL football are not determined by polls. What a phoney Super Bowl that would be if the 2 teams were there just b/c of voting in polls! How ridiculous! At least beginning in 2013, the college polls will elect 4 teams to play in an NCAA Final-4 championship. That is a little bit better.

Oregon moves to No. 2 in AP poll

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Oregon has slipped past LSU to No. 2 in The Associated Press Top 25 behind Alabama after the Ducks rolled to a victory and the Tigers struggled to remain unbeaten.

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Mitt Romney Hates 47% of Americans

Ferdie Werdie

  • If Mitt Romney wins the presidential election, I will enlarge this picture and hang it on the wall in my den. Why? To remind me every day that the American electorate is dumb enuff to elect him. I already know that Mitt will win the vote in Louisiana and Mississippi. I cross the lake often enuff (go to Metairie often too) to see how totally ignorant those yokels are. We all know that Miss’ippi is still living/stuck in the 1800’s. There is no doubt that Mitt will win here and Mississippi.
    If Mitt Romney wins the election, I will enlarge this picture and hang it on the wall in my den. Why? To remind me every day that the American electorate is dumb enuff to elect him. I already know that Mitt will win the vote in Louisiana and Mississippi. I cross the lake often enuff (go to Metairie often too) to see how totally ignorant those yokels are. Mississippi is still living in the 1800's.

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Roger Goodell is a Son-of-a-B…

Ferdie Werdie

I think that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is a son-of-a-btch. He has succeeded in tearing down and ruining a perfectly competitive team. This is not at all good for the league (more) http://wp.me/p1u4ud-6X
Roger Goodell — SUCKKKKS!!!

Roger Goodell should be tarred-and-feathered, and run out of the country.

— Ferdie (@ferdiewerdie) September 17, 2012

#theSaints are coached presently by the interim to the interim coach. They have no general manager (suspended). They did not have a 1st-round draft pick this year. 2 of their best defensive players have been suspended, and in-and-out of court. All of the other teams have none of these problems and are fine and dandy. What did you think the condition of the Saints would be in 2012? Come on, man!! #Commissioner #RogerGoodell has succeeded in ruining a perfectly competitive #NFL franchise. THAT SON-OF-A-BTCH!!!

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Aida Wildcats Kill Tim Daniels’ Cowboys!

Aida Slaughters Tim

The Aida Wildcats scored the most points this week in Ferdie’s fantasy league on their way to slaughtering the Tim Daniels Cowboys. The Cowboys got their “bird” knocked into the dirt by the Wildcats. The Cowboys are still running like chicken hawks to the border after the Aida Wildcats buried them alive. The Cowboys might not be able to come back alive after that beating that Aida put on them.

Week 1

Aida Wildcats Destroy Tim Cowboys

  • Aida Wildcats (1-0) 181

    Obliterate the:

  • Tim Cowboys (0-1) 172

Facing a 27-point deficit on Monday night, Aida Wildcats scored 43 to kill Cowboys 181 – 172 with the highest point total in Ferdie’s league this week. While both sides played better than expected, Aida Wildcats scored 35.5% more points than projected (133.56) to pick up the win. Tony Romo, with 45 points, racked up the second-highest score this week. Aida Wildcats kicks off the season with a 1-0 record, good enough for first place. Cowboys debuts at 0-1 and in sixth place.

Aida Wildcats Have Smooth Moves

  • Tim is devastated b/c all nine players in Aida’s starting lineup exceeded their projected points.
  • Tim is licking his wounds b/c with 20 points, Aida’s Baltimore Ravens Defense was the highest-scoring DEF of the week.
  • Matthew Stafford ranked ninth in the league in scoring with 33 points.
  • The 23 points scored by Ray Rice was the third-highest score of any RB in the league this week.
  • Jeremy Maclin ranked seventh in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 22 points.

Tim Cowboys Regret Tracker

  • Tim is crying in his soup. Even though Cowboys lost, only 3 of their 9 starters scored less than their projected points.
  • Jamaal Charles could not reach his projected point total, scoring only 59.1% of his 13.54-point projection with 8 points.
  • Cowboys lost even though all three of their WRs scored above their projected points.

What If

  • Aida Wildcats would have been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • If Aida Wildcats would have buried the Tim Daniels Cowboys any deeper in the dirt the Cowboys would be clinically dead.
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MY POLITICAL MANTRA to Obama

Ferdie Werdie
My political mantra: Forgive me my Republican friends, but (to lay my cards on the table), I rank Republicans somewhere below maggots in terms of creatures I want in contact with my skin. But such haters seem to sense this and stay at arm’s length (as they very much should) when in my company. I had relatives who fought in the Battle of New Orleans (and on the pirate ships of the Caribbean) in the early 1800’s. Red-white-and-blue flows deep within my veins.
Tevis B Vandergriff IVThat’s one hell of a rambling rant that makes no sense.  Oh well, you’re on a roll.

  • Mona LaMothe SmithI get it, Ferd.

  • Ferdie Werdie ‎@Tev >>I have searched and found circumstantial evidence that I am descended from Jean Lafitte. Carl  disputes this; but Jean Lafitte and his pirates w/Andrew Jackson stopped the Brits cold in their tracks and saved America. It’s in my DNA; red-white-and-blue course thru my veins. Obama is today’s Andrew Jackson (stopping the haters dead in their tracks). @Mona >>I see that you, me and Gailstand tall w/Obama.

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  • Tevis B Vandergriff IVI know about Jean Lafitte and Old Hickory, but c’mon Little Ferd, calling Obama the next Andrew Jackson is a stretch.

  • Ferdie Werdie‎@Tev >>Obama is tuffer and more lethal than Old Hickory; he has SEAL TEAM SIX in his hip pocket. Need I remind you? Plus, he has me (the reincarnation of Jean Lafitte). I have DNA dripping in the grass at the Chalmette Battlefield where the Brits were sent running back defeated across the ocean in the Battle of New Orleans. The Chalmette Battlefield is a National Historic Site which drips with my DNA. ME, GAIL, MONA!! We have Barrack “OLD HICKORY” Hussein’s back!! This is America’s last stand against the haters. This is the new BATTLE of NEW ORLEANS!! Hey, Barrack, call in SEAL TEAM SIX if you need to!!!

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Poor Ocho! Poor Thang!

Ferdie Werdie

  • Poor Ocho. He reached out humbly on FaceBook this morning touching our hearts. For those of you who want to send ur sympathies to him I re-posted his thoughts and woes here. I will forward your thoughts to him if you like. Last week, he lost his wife and his job in a matter of hours. Poor thang!! Go on and send him some kind words here. I am also going off to check on Twitter now to see if he tweeted his woes and humility there too. Here is how he sent out his wishes on FaceBook:

    Chad Johnson

    Good morning…

    Yes, Ocho also tweeted his good mornings on Twitter thusly:
    Chad JohnsonVerified@ochocinco 9amThu    Goodmorning….
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Free Coach Sean Payton

Ferdie Werdie

W/O coach Sean Payton at the helm in 2012, I predict that the New Orleans Saints win only 3 games this season. I believe that Commissioner Roger Goodell has unfairly broken the Saints down with his over-the-top punishments. Coach Payton’s 1-year banishment is truly unfair, and crippling to the team (in my opinion).

Jimmy Graham and Drew Brees need Coach Sean Payton.
TE Jimmy Graham, QB Drew Brees, RB Darren Sproles are bright spots on the Saints (among the best), but Coach Payton is critical to Saints’ success. Remember that it is Payton who put this team together. Plus, Goodell took the Saints’ 1st-round draft pick away. So, all other teams also have that head-start on us. Roger Goodell is as vilified as Satan or Hitler in New Orleans and around the WHO DAT Nation.

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LOLO, I Am Sorry!!

Ferdie Werdie

‎@ Lawrence L. Dupré >>I linked below Lolo’s latest tweet since she ran 4th in her finals race and narrowly missed getting a medal. I’ve gotten some heat for tweeting and teasing with Lolo so much pre-race and messing with her concentration. Her 1st tweet after losing made me feel guilty. @LoloJones tweeted: In my room, Singing Desert song by Hillsong. Its on repeat. Lord Jesus please comfort me, guide me and heal my broken heart.
Lolo Jones@lolojones13h
 Stressed. 5am no sleep post race. Almost went @britneyspears on ya’ll & shave my head til I read ur tweets. Thx 4 lifting me up during this time.

I might cry a few tears because I did send Lolo many tweets and FaceBook posts clowning with her for not tweeting back to me. I was trying to get a reaction out of her. Plus, I did not really think that she read my posts and tweets because so many hundreds and thousands of people tweeted and posted to her. I was just clowning around, but what if she did read some of my silly posts? What if my tweets and posts did get into her head and throw off her concentraion and training? I, not Lolo, need to shave my head like @BritneySpears if I really did throw Lolo off a little bit in her training period. Lolo, I am sorry!!!

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I Love Olympics Track and Field

Ferdie Werdie

…NEW ORLEANS (Gazette)– Dang!! Look at this stallion. That’s what I’m talking about. In my opinion, my legs and stuff are buffed up and fine like that (in a masculine way of course) :). I just have to work on my abs and pecs which I, by the way, bought a work-out bench for. The only thing I cannot completely shape up like I want is my butt ..which butt I actually liked (and was proud of) when I was 2 yrs.-old.
volleyball

We see here the Final Destination port of the digestive tract region. Me likes! Also, track and field is my favorite sport at the Olympics. Plus, of course, we have that new thing called beach volleyball which is now an Olympic contest. Do you think that the girls need to cover up more skin? I love it, but it might be too much skin for many people.

This is a stallion too.

I love it. Track and field is my thing. I am getting very excited watching the Olympics. The women are now competing in the Hepthathlon. Wow! This is so much fun. The crowd is very excited and verbal.

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Just because I said that I think that this girl (below) looks cute, my daughter said that she thinks this is a man. Really? Give me a break. My daughter said that I need to get a testosterone shot since I am starting to look at men. LOL… People sure like to block me from getting ‪#‎at‬ these young, fine women. I have been Internet (social media) friends with this girl since the ‪#MySpace‬ days. In fact, she appeared on the Paris Hilton’s My New BFF show (actually, after we were already social media friends} until the show was cancelled. She replies back to some of my tweets and such. She has a boyfriend; I am totally just Internet friends with her. We have been social media friends since way back during the days when My Space was a “thing.”

To explain why I said above that I liked my butt when I was 2-years-old (which I think is a little bit out-of-shape now) you have to understand the Freudian stages of human development. In Freudian psychology there are stages of psychosexual development in all human beings, the first two of which are the oral stage and the anal stage. According to Sigmund Freud, personality is mostly established by the age of five.  Early experiences play a large role in personality development and continue to influence behavior later in life.  http://psychology.about.com/od/theoriesofpersonality/ss/psychosexualdev.htm

The second stage of human development is the anal stage, and typically lasts until 3 years-old. I am sure that I had a successful anal stage. However, if a human being with the help of his parents does not have a healthy anal stage then in adult life the person can have either an anal-expulsive personality or an anal-retentive personality. These are explained at the link above. I might have a little bit of both, but I would love to sell some of my big butt to the many lovely female Hollywood stars who pay big money for bigger butts. Megan Fox, you want more juice in your caboose? Come here and buy some of this big butt that I have 🙂 …

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