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Writings on Ferdie’s Desk
- Johnson April 13, 2021
- The Elephant In The Room March 22, 2021
- My Super Bowl Pick February 4, 2021
- Me and Women January 30, 2021
- Joe at the White House January 21, 2021
- End of Year Notes December 29, 2020
- That Last Hurricane! November 13, 2020
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Note Early Years
Seeing this yearbook picture brought back many memories. I am at the top, left. Once I hit college, I grew my hair longer and was like a run-away freight train on the loose. All of the many pretty girls at the U. of New Orleans drove me crazy. I heard my dad tell his friends […]
Less Butter
Someone told me to start using spray butter sometimes instead of the sticks. Why? I will then eat less butter, and lose unnecessary weight. Marvelous are your (the Lord’s) works. And That my soul knows full well. Psalm 139:14 I was #created with great reverence, heart-felt interest, and respect to be unique and set apart! […]
Sitting Wolf
My Indian name is Sitting Wolf. I have little or no Indian blood in me, but I had some French-Cajun ancestors who fought with Sitting Bull at the Battle of the Little Bighorn. They wore their Mardi Gras Indian costumes and blended in with the Native Indians. My ancestors were angry about how the Yankees […]
Best New Orleans PoBoy
The seditious acts by the Republican Senators today is the work of a priviledged class of irresponsible despots, authorized tyrants and bloodsuckers who fasten upon the flesh of oppressed blacks and draw political power and consequence from the gall of their penultimate legalistic jiglisms and crimes. They say, “This Authentic New Orleans Shrimp Po’ Boy […]
The First Chicken
So, two birds that weren’t really chickens created and hatched a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken. Research by the Chinese has confirmed one of Darwin’s chief arguments about the chicken: It descended from the red jungle fowl aka the Gallus gallus spadiceus. QUESTION: What did the chicken ask […]
King Farouk III
My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, ruler of the Mountains of Zion in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King Farouk “Ferdie the Werdie” III, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II. Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/; Arabic: فاروق الأول Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December 19XX – present) is the 10th […]
Two Heads And Charlize
I recently said that I was going to explain “Two Heads Are Better Than One” which I said about the video below. If I had Charlize Theron living with me, I would get further along with my life and with things that need to be done. Charlize came to mind when I was trying to figure out how to explain my statement.
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Brad vs. Jolie Question
Inquiring minds want to know. Can we come up with the public’s opinion on this? I am now thinking that I should have given 2 more choices: 1. Neither one is wrong, or 2. Both of them are wrong. Who … Continue reading
Pictures of My Fam
Here are five pictures of my family at a party. This is the picture (below) that I was planning to post individually if I decided to. However, everyone saw a different picture because people commented on that other picture first. … Continue reading
I Am Upset with Trump
I am sitting in my den watching NFL football, thinking about how disgusting and criminal Donald Trump is. In my opinion, Donald Trump is lower than a weasel whose cousin is Billy Trump the polecat. I truly love Hillary Clinton, … Continue reading
I Will Take Christina Milian Out
Christina Milian, I missed you for your birthday this year. However, maybe I will take you out next year for your birthday. Let’s see how the stars all align themselves in the sky by next year. @ChristinaMilian >>Are you married? … Continue reading
My Kentucky Derby Bet
Are y’all wondering how I made out over the weekend with my Kentucky Derby wagers. Well, I will put it like this, I AM ONE HAPPY MOTOR SCOOTER. Ummmm… I am about to go off, lie down in my bed … Continue reading
Stirred Not Shaken Controversy
#JamesBond’s famous tag line is actually a reversal of the original quote from Fleming’s books. The author used the line “stirred not shaken” to add yet another facet to Bond’s cool image. If a Martini is shaken, the alcohol becomes … Continue reading
What Tiffany Coyne Liked
Twitter sent this notification to Ferdie Werdie: “Tiffany Coyne liked your Tweet, Ferdie Werdie,” said Twitter. Which reminds me of how in the bible it always says, “Thus, saith the Lord.” For instance, “You of little faith, why did you … Continue reading
Our New Big Loser Contest
Note: Below I honored Stacey Dash for calling out Glamour Magazine for honoring the freak, Caitlyn Jenner, by awarding to him/her/it the Woman of the Year. Subsequently, I have been hearing the story from the other side of the coin … Continue reading
Pictures of My Grandchildren on Halloween
I am still wanting to have some more fun from Halloween weekend. Now I am back to the nuts and bolts of daily, routine life. I might have a drink or two in order to lift my spirits back to … Continue reading