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Drafts on Ferdie’s Desk
- Ferdie’s Desk January 10, 2019
- Is Trump Above the Law? November 8, 2018
- Halloween In The French Quarters November 1, 2018
- Is She Shapely? September 30, 2018
- Rihanna Pretty Legs September 25, 2018
- Maria Bello September 5, 2018
- Switch Party May 23, 2018
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Clemson Beats ‘BAMA
Oh, happy day! The Clemson Tigers defeated the Alabama Tide last night. I am so happy that ‘Bama lost I feel like I can jump up and dance as well as the lovely, fine girl in the video below. Yippee! Check out @yee7n’s Tweet: maybe if #Clemson stanned clc pic.twitter.com/AhIBSvRk5B — ice ♡ (@yee7n) January […]
Happy Thanksgiving!
I posted too many pictures of my “meals” the last few days… more or less as an “inside joke.” With this being Thanksgiving week, maybe I won’t take ANY more pictures 🙂. By the way, about my current diet, my doctor wants to bring my cholesterol numbers down a few pegs with medicine, exercise and […]
Me Want Me Some!
I want me some of this girl pictured below. A picture so nice that I posted it twice (here too: Please God!). Dear God, please send this girl to my house. It would make me very happy if you send her to me. ALSO, I AM IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL IN THE BELOW VIDEO. […]
Let Us Win Back The House
Hell No! We won’t go!! Vote on Nov. 6!! Brett Kavanaugh and Donald Trump want to bring us back to 1775. Hell No!!! Let us say “Hell No” to the hate. Gumbo and potato salad to go. I WANT SOME BOILED CRABS! Do you ever at times get a hankering for a certain food, and […]
Wanna’ See “Crazy”?
I WANT SOME BOILED CRABS! Do you ever at times get a hankering for a certain food, and cannot get over the urge until you get your hands on what you want? This picture of Brad Pitt below makes me laugh because it reminds me of me and how I feel and what I think […]
Not Morgan Freeman too?
Oh, #MyGoodness! Is Morgan Freeman also among the accused now? Has a man “just talking” become a crime and a sin now? #WOE to men! REPORTED TODAY: “Several witnesses on CNN said that Morgan Freeman frequently made comments about the bodies of women working on set, at his production company, or even female reporters. Four […]
I Am the Second Coming
There are prophecies in the Holy Scriptures that prophesy that I am THE SECOND COMING. In the next few days, I will elucidate, enumerate and elaborate on the prophecies about me. Come on, man!! Have you not read in the Scriptures about the sounding of THE LAST TRUMPET? Have you not heard of the RAPTURE? […]
Hear God
What I’m Tweeting
- What is this about? I have to read this. es.pn/2SUplf6 via @ESPN App es.pn/app 5 hours ago
- My brother and my dad had the same rule about me watching #SAINTS games by their house: I had to sit still on the sofa and #ShutUp! 2 days ago
- Ummm... Whooo-la-la! instagram.com/p/BsgcfZQgfF8/… facebook.com/10398248635516… 2 days ago
- ...Unless I sat on the sofa and kept my mouth SHUT, my brother had the rule at his house to leave. Well, I just wan… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 days ago
- I know some folks would tar and feather me for posting this memory when the SAINTS were knocked out of the playoffs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 days ago
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Carl Delery recently said, “I’d like to wish collective HAPPY BIRTHDAYS to all four of my December siblings. Ferd, Peggy, Gail and Alan wishing you all the very best in your advancing age. Take care, and may God bless you … Continue reading
Brad vs. Jolie Question
Inquiring minds want to know. Can we come up with the public’s opinion on this? I am now thinking that I should have given 2 more choices: 1. Neither one is wrong, or 2. Both of them are wrong. Who … Continue reading
Pictures of My Fam
Here are five pictures of my family at a party. This is the picture (below) that I was planning to post individually if I decided to. However, everyone saw a different picture because people commented on that other picture first. … Continue reading
I Am Upset with Trump
I am sitting in my den watching NFL football, thinking about how disgusting and criminal Donald Trump is. In my opinion, Donald Trump is lower than a weasel whose cousin is Billy Trump the polecat. I truly love Hillary Clinton, … Continue reading
I Will Take Christina Milian Out
Christina Milian, I missed you for your birthday this year. However, maybe I will take you out next year for your birthday. Let’s see how the stars all align themselves in the sky by next year. @ChristinaMilian >>Are you married? … Continue reading
My Kentucky Derby Bet
Are y’all wondering how I made out over the weekend with my Kentucky Derby wagers. Well, I will put it like this, I AM ONE HAPPY MOTOR SCOOTER. Ummmm… I am about to go off, lie down in my bed … Continue reading
Stirred Not Shaken Controversy
#JamesBond’s famous tag line is actually a reversal of the original quote from Fleming’s books. The author used the line “stirred not shaken” to add yet another facet to Bond’s cool image. If a Martini is shaken, the alcohol becomes … Continue reading
