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Drafts on Ferdie’s Desk
- Melania Trump February 8, 2019
- Roger Goodell January 27, 2019
- Ferdie’s Desk January 10, 2019
- Is Trump Above the Law? November 8, 2018
- Halloween In The French Quarters November 1, 2018
- Is She Shapely? September 30, 2018
- Rihanna Pretty Legs September 25, 2018
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I Have A Dream
TERROR NIGHTS is based on my books TERROR SCROLLS and I HAVE A DREAM found at http://www.fdelery.com. Hopefully, Part II will define some of the keys of the Scrolls that the scholars are divining. The star of the book, Joe, may just be a homicidal maniac. Here is a picture from the past in my […]
Hey, Roger Goodell
The “hit” is in on regarding not watching your fake Super Bowl. The NFL must pay. Hey, commissioner Roger Goodell, you committed an injustice against the SAINTS. You treat the Big Easy with utter disrespect. Yes!! I have been hearing stuff in the wind about New Orleans powers beginning to lay heavy #voodoo pain on […]
How Petty Is Donald Trump?
This week saw Donald Trump reach down to lower levels of pettiness.
Clemson Beats ‘BAMA
Oh, happy day! The Clemson Tigers defeated the Alabama Tide last night. I am so happy that ‘Bama lost I feel like I can jump up and dance as well as the lovely, fine girl in the video below. Yippee! Check out @yee7n’s Tweet: maybe if #Clemson stanned clc pic.twitter.com/AhIBSvRk5B — ice ♡ (@yee7n) January […]
Happy Thanksgiving!
I posted too many pictures of my “meals” the last few days… more or less as an “inside joke.” With this being Thanksgiving week, maybe I won’t take ANY more pictures 🙂. By the way, about my current diet, my doctor wants to bring my cholesterol numbers down a few pegs with medicine, exercise and […]
Me Want Me Some!
I want me some of this girl pictured below. A picture so nice that I posted it twice (here too: Please God!). Dear God, please send this girl to my house. It would make me very happy if you send her to me. ALSO, I AM IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL IN THE BELOW VIDEO. […]
Let Us Win Back The House
Hell No! We won’t go!! Vote on Nov. 6!! Brett Kavanaugh and Donald Trump want to bring us back to 1775. Hell No!!! Let us say “Hell No” to the hate. Gumbo and potato salad to go. I WANT SOME BOILED CRABS! Do you ever at times get a hankering for a certain food, and […]
Hear God
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- Bettie Page is one of my favorites. twitter.com/BettiePage/sta… twitter.com/BettiePage/sta… 21 hours ago
- Oh well!! Someone told me that the bible never lies. Alright, women, y'all need to step up. Someone is about to fall into a deep hole. 5 days ago
- I am believing God for a miracle... not in terms of "right woman," but more in terms of a woman with a hitch and r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 5 days ago
- @jimmyfallon I went to work once with a brand new suit, and forgot all the tags on it. It was #mybadluck b/c the hu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 weeks ago
- Who was our richest president. finance101.com/richest-presid… finance101.com/richest-presid… 2 weeks ago
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Carl Delery recently said, “I’d like to wish collective HAPPY BIRTHDAYS to all four of my December siblings. Ferd, Peggy, Gail and Alan wishing you all the very best in your advancing age. Take care, and may God bless you … Continue reading
Brad vs. Jolie Question
Inquiring minds want to know. Can we come up with the public’s opinion on this? I am now thinking that I should have given 2 more choices: 1. Neither one is wrong, or 2. Both of them are wrong. Who … Continue reading
Pictures of My Fam
Here are five pictures of my family at a party. This is the picture (below) that I was planning to post individually if I decided to. However, everyone saw a different picture because people commented on that other picture first. … Continue reading
I Am Upset with Trump
I am sitting in my den watching NFL football, thinking about how disgusting and criminal Donald Trump is. In my opinion, Donald Trump is lower than a weasel whose cousin is Billy Trump the polecat. I truly love Hillary Clinton, … Continue reading
I Will Take Christina Milian Out
Christina Milian, I missed you for your birthday this year. However, maybe I will take you out next year for your birthday. Let’s see how the stars all align themselves in the sky by next year. @ChristinaMilian >>Are you married? … Continue reading
My Kentucky Derby Bet
Are y’all wondering how I made out over the weekend with my Kentucky Derby wagers. Well, I will put it like this, I AM ONE HAPPY MOTOR SCOOTER. Ummmm… I am about to go off, lie down in my bed … Continue reading
Stirred Not Shaken Controversy
#JamesBond’s famous tag line is actually a reversal of the original quote from Fleming’s books. The author used the line “stirred not shaken” to add yet another facet to Bond’s cool image. If a Martini is shaken, the alcohol becomes … Continue reading
