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DELERY GAZETTE (Oct 1, 2026) — These are 2 of my granddaughters who are now in college (L) and high school (r). Their sister (the middle one, Dori) is now in high school. She is always busy outside enjoying sports or in the back yard in the middle of a project. Since we are in […]
The Oyster Sandwich
I need to discuss my decision about the oyster sandwich in the video at this link. I do not like how I look ungrateful in the video. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/19XcqCPrn8/ My brother bought me an oyster sandwich, and I got mad that he cut it in half to give my sister half. I should have been grateful […]
In the Beginning, God said…
NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — In the beginning, God said: Ferdie, play the trumpet. In 1967, Louis Armstrong said: No kidding? You too? In 2014, Ryan Seacrest said: I play the clarinet… Go figure! Hahaha… Here is Ferdie years ago practicing for a show at the coffee house on his INSTRUMENT OF THE LORD. […]
Haunted Museum
I told y’all that my house is haunted. I am trying my best to move out very quickly before I meet my end in here. That is the last thing that I want. God is dealing with me b/c I have played around with hypnotism, Cosmic visions, Zen meditation, spiritual levitations (and such) since I […]
The Jinx
I saw the jinx coming! Why did I bet on the San Antonio Spurs and win money in game №3 of the 2026 NBA finals? I saw an announcement in the news several days before game №3 that set off an alert on my antenna. I Loved NY Knicks All Year Why did I bet […]
Cajun Country
I was born in Cajun Country. I am looking right now for the map that showed me this. VOILA! Here it is. Cajun Country is highlighted in gold. Yes, I was solidly born in Cajun Country. No! No! No! I see problems with the red in this map ⬇️. We need a debate. The map […]
Halloween to Mardi Gras
After the picture⬇️ I explain about… the movie BRIDE of FRANKENSTEIN. Meanwhile, our bad Wolf is contemplating dealing for another bird >>behind curtain #3? If he gets da Bride of Frakenstein behind curtain №3, he has two birds. Hope he does not get a Zonk. Like they say, a bird in hand is better than […]
Praying/Thinking Of Souls
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GAZETTE (JULY 10, 2022) — Of course, I knew that Elvis and Priscilla were married at the time that he met Ann Margaret. Elvis’ affair lasted for one year before Priscilla found out and made them break up. I previously … Continue reading
Morgus the Magnificent
I shot a video of the song MARIA from WEST SIDE STORY. I’m trying to post it up right here, but I am having troubles finding it in my files. So, I posted here the video of the movie scene … Continue reading
“Sometimes Nothin Can Be A Real Cool Hand!”
“What you got here is a failure to communicate,” the captain once said. This video below is an iconic scene in movie history. The guy in the video is a real “cool hand” person; his name is Cool Hand Luke. … Continue reading
Is She Shapely?
I was just wondering if the young lady in the picture below has a nice shape. What do you think? This below is another of the cutie pie’s posts on her Instagram page. I saw several of her posts while … Continue reading
Rihanna Pretty Legs
I “likes” my women carrying a little bit of weight. My philosophy is: YOU “GOTS” THEM BIG OL’ PRETTY THIGHS, THEN YOU “CAPTURES” MY ACHING EYES! Hahaha… IMAGES.GOOGLE.COM Image: Rihanna Height, Weight, Measurements And Weight Gain Found on Google from … Continue reading
Maria Bello
Maria Bello played an excellent role in the movie THE COOLER. I have to study to see if she was nominated for her portrayal of William H. Macy’s love interest in the movie. She has played other excellent roles in … Continue reading
Good God!!
Is this fair? Should God allow my eyes to see this fine “thang” looking so good. I wonder if I ever met Beyonce in person would there be some sexual vibes between us. If we met would some magic kick … Continue reading
Drive Them Crazy!
If you need to drive some women crazy, read my book first. Continue reading
My Brother Carl
My brother, Carl Delery, asked me a question this morning which I will try to answer here. It is a fine question. Carl asked: So, your dreams have beginnings, middle and ends? Do you have actors play the parts and … Continue reading
Scott Baio was Correct
@ScottBaio >>You got it right. Continue reading
