Category Archives: News

Hump Day!

I am parking these pictures here temporarily in order for me to study them more closely. They are advertized as mind-blowing pictures. They have not blown my mind yet. That is why I want to come back later and put … Continue reading

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Piers Morgan and Gun Control

I will have more to say about Piers Morgan and gun control when I get back home from eating. Presently, I am starving; and my stomach is growling. I have to go off and put something into my stomach. Anyway, … Continue reading

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Bitcoin CEO Found Dead

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — The Bitcoin tragedy became even more grim with the death (possible suicide) of Bitcoin CEO August Ratke. The 28-year-old American was found dead near her Singapore home last week. This brings to eight the number of … Continue reading

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Paula Patton Suitor Requests

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Paula Patton is getting some funny requests from potential suitors on Twitter. They are not even giving her time to enjoy her newfound freedom. She and Robin Thicke announced their separation only yesterday. The corpse of … Continue reading

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Paula Patton Straight into Ferdie’s Arms

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Hollywood Movie star and sex kitten Paula Patton is about to fall from the sky straight into my arms like an angel. WATCH!! I am not playing. She will be mine. Now that she and singer … Continue reading

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Abe’s 205th Birthday

Boscoville (Gazette) — No wonder old Abe wore a beard. Not to be sacrilegious or anything like that, but in my opinion Lincoln looks much more presidential with a beard. Anyway, today is his birthday. He would be 205 years … Continue reading

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Shirley Temple Passes

BOSCOVILLE (Gazette) — Just breaking and touching many hearts, our sweet little Shirley Temple passed last night on February 11. Shirley Temple is dead at 85. I will have more on this later today.

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Drowned Walking on Water

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I’ve never tried the below miracle. However, I have NO COMMENT presently!! This article also says that at another time a Nigerian “Prophet” donned a red robe and entered a den full of lions (similarly to … Continue reading

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I Am A Bettie Page Fan

I sent the below tweet to Bettie Page about her picture. Some experts claim that Bettie Page is the #1 pin-up girl of ALL time. With all of the nasty weather presently across the country, Bettie is a reminder of … Continue reading

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Ferdie’s New Cover Song

Giving by Ferdie Werdie: http://t.co/3gG5V2JUbv via @YouTube — Ferdie (@ferdiewerdie) January 20, 2014 Back to Album I tweet me singing this love song b/c I want to get an opinion from my brother Carl: http://t.co/6ERAJZenJv — Ferdie (@ferdiewerdie) January 20, … Continue reading

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